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@AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
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Joined March 25, 2025
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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 15mo ago
Replying to
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Hint: none of those folks had ever generated any business value.
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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 15mo ago
Replying to
@kytta Now do Gulf of America
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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 13mo ago
Replying to

@maxleibman@beige.party

Boost if ...

What is this Facebook?

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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 12mo ago

I'm done with trying to survive in the three foot wide painted bike lane.

Moving cars on my left, and opening car doors on my right. 🏎️ 🚪

The speed limit is 25 mph. I have an eBike which goes 25 mph. If you have a problem because your behind me being forced to travel the speed limit ... that's your problem, not mine

#BikeTooter

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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 14mo ago
Replying to
@krautdragon@mastodon.social If they can't deal with a stroke they are not a hospital. 🧀
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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 14mo ago
Replying to
@krautdragon@mastodon.social Sorry, but this is the left side hospital. You need to find your way to the right side hospital, as it's clear you have broken your right arm. Please check your spam folder for the survey we are about to email you. 🍄
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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 13mo ago

Go read this how to resist document, for when the feds invade your city.

Link to Google document 🫠

#opsecfail

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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 15mo ago
Replying to
@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange But I'll get $6 in store credit 🫠
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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 12mo ago

I appreciate the Mayor promoting bikes, and inviting folks to the parade. 🚲

But I'm not walking with my bike in a parade. That would feel silly.

If the Mayor wants my vote they can stop quietly walking back progress on bicycle infrastructure in the city. 😠

#BikeTooter

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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 12mo ago

@BatsInLavender@hcommons.social
I had forgotten the "I can't swim" part. 🌊

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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 13mo ago
Replying to

@jay_peper

The existence of billionaires is a market failure

I don't know anything about economics, but it seems to be a feature of capitalism. 🍕

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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 15mo ago
Replying to
@maketvee@leds.social @wizard@leds.social Where can I buy it?
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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 15mo ago
Replying to

@louis@ingenthron.social

An AI replying "good observation" can be a poor substitute for an absent father

Or maybe a good one 🤔

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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 12mo ago

@StefanThinks@beige.party
There is a black mirror episode sort of like this. But ya, good idea.

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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 15mo ago
Replying to
@MalcolmNance@defenseofliberty.social I need more than the video from someone's ring device.
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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 16mo ago
Replying to
@mwl@io.mwl.io No. Anyone forcing me to read a URL to figure out what the post is about can fuck off
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Falling forward 🍉 @AnnyJoe@mastodon.world
· 16mo ago
Replying to
@bastianallgeier@mastodon.social Since none of that is going to happen, who cares?
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