haven't gone out in a while so im living bicuriously through my friends that do 😌
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@yesjohn@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06unfortunately a gemini. fan of breakfast food.
1373 Followers
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Joined February 15, 2023
pixelfed:
Commissions:
will reopen in August
tip jar:
before i thirst follow this bear is he an actual human person or a computer
hey bro are you using this machine?
health
i don't hate it but I'll get better
handed my local barber a tip and he returned it then gave me a discount instead? a pride month discount? but how did he know?
i know john is a very common name but i still feel weird (positive) when i meet someone with the same name lol.
i cannot take you seriously if you call yourself a cinephile omg
and now for the second half of the year, yesjohn will become a twink (twink rebirth)
i have seen a straight man's youtube home page and i don't think i will ever recover from that.
would you rather fight one hundred yesjohn sized yesjohn or kiss one yesjohn sized yesjohn yes or no
i do this once a week and im still bad at drawing on paper. maybe i do it just for the vibes?
subtoot. i don't think you should be proud to say that you don't vote especially at your big age of 35 lol
the dumbest person on earth is making heatwave infographics using AI
good morning
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so anyway i think im gonna paint my room green. like the shade of green that's very popular amongst millennial gays right now? yeah that green. ☺️
oh no im behind on commissions again
the coffee beans i bought from the farmer's market isn't very good for hot coffee. like it makes me want to throw up actually. but it's incredible for iced americano though???
lost one of my earpods and after frantically looking everywhere i saw myself in the mirror wearing them heh
i am going to watch the new episode of the gay BL anime program, Go For It, Nakamura! 🫡
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@leyths@mastodon.world okay so uhm fun activity i just thought of let's draw stuff on you with suncream 😌
RE: https://mastodon.social/@yesjohn/116894912314529231
this is all his fault smh
sup bro
im kind of a fake spooky gay because i only watch those with evil spirits or witches. if there's a The Killer, im out!
writing helped a bit with feelings of worthlessness 🥲
gym/vanity
that japanese eye drops really refreshed my eyes 🥰
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@Masterofsorrow nostradamus said beware of the young, handsome and beefy lad (who is single btw) for he will bring not one but two pandemies in five years 😰 real and true.
she 'wants to be out of the khia asylum' but this is her streaming numbers.
why would she desperately want to be gay famous instead lmao?
update: i like the gym 👍🏻
she sounds incredible!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiEz8agZmnM
okay lets watch this hacks program that you all toot about
im consistent this week 🥳
im over the season let's go next