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plain, simple Garak
@garak@woof.group
mastodon 4.7.2middle-aged ace/demi gay guy alt account, finally getting around to exploring my kinks and identity. happily married. trying to live as my more authentic self in this personsa. mixed race. neurodiverse/autism spectrum. musician. I consent to all respectful engagement. racists and terfs get fucked.
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#AlbumGems #gaming #music #photography #scifi #DoctorWho #StarTrek #guitars #vinyl #drums thoughtful conversations, curious and kind people. call me Deacon Blues
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Nudity: peen
The hydrangeas are finally doing their thing! It’ll be a month or so before they turn pink and green likely 🤩
Nudity: peen
Drum and bass 🥁🎸
beautiful weather for an easy bike ride for once 😅 🚲
16km/10m
another 8 call day at the bullshit factory I can't seem to escape or ever fuck off from too much since I need to keep a roof over our heads and healthcare
Nudity: peen
This company has a multi-trillion dollar market cap
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I usually make this salsa with serrano chiles so there's actually more of a bite, but I wasn't able to find any good serranos to grow this year. The jalapeños are very tasty, but it's lacking a bit of oomph I think.
Then again I am an insufferable spice lord, so this is probably plenty spicy for most.
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@petes_bread_eqn_xls@mastodo.neoliber.al being kind and easy to work with are major skills that go unspoken far too often in my opinion... but word DOES gets around as you've experienced.
people will always remember how you made them feel. I would consider that a huge asset and be proud of that personally.
I think it's finally time to harvest some chiles this weekend! 🥰🌶️
Pretty sure the guy running my CT scan (routine hopefully, unless? but potentially scary, as a treat?) just now was hitting on me 😂
I had to remove my shirt and this guy put sticky pads all over my chest.
Him: “So sorry! These really suck if you’re hairy.”
Me: “Haha that’s ok, I get it”
Him: “I could shave your chest instead, but… that would be SUCH a shame…” (smile)
Me: “oh..”
Hooray for medical results anxiety 🫠 but that was a sweet interaction either way.
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fuck, well I have a new bass coming now 😅
legit excited about this one...
First bike ride of the year 💪🚲
I am rusty 😅
My life would be infinitely easier if I could just tolerate the stock options that products come in. I almost never like the default colours or options, there's always some little thing I wish I could change or tweak. It becomes hard to enjoy anything without going to extreme lengths to get something custom. Most things are impossible to configure in a way that's pleasing to me.
Feels like a first-world problem to complain about, but man, why am I cursed with this Goldilocks ass personality? 😞
𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘷𝘶𝘭𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦
𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘳
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳
https://song.link/s/0dlpa3bEXIlnUWal4t7DUy
#SongGems
Me doing a quick double take on this bag of oranges 👀😅
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@billzismyname@queer.cool more to come! I am growing so many this year again after a very weak turnout last season 😅
Where wolves hide in the company of men
Nudity, lewd: peen
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@NefariousAryq@hoosier.social lol, my spouse has a much lower tolerance , but still likes the heat
I will ask them to try anything first before I serve it to others though 😂
Accidentally grabbed creamy peanut butter by mistake. Day ruined 😭🫠
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@Somewhat_Racc@yiff.life will do, I think there's going to be a bit of a learning curve for me on this model because the neck is radically different 😅 so I'll make sure I don't sound like an amateur first and then I'll record something new 😊
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@plor@4bear.com yes! I am growing 5 varieties of chiles and some rainbow chard this year. I also planted a whole host of followers. I'll update my pics once they've grown a bit more 😎
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@plor@4bear.com it's more than that, but yeah I think it's the easiest way to explain what I am feeling in a way others could relate 😊