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Christopher Neitzert

@xenophile@masto.hackers.town
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Human, Hacker, Technologist, occasional Artist.


This is my Personal Account & Opinions.
Sometimes I post in 🇺🇸 and 🇸🇪, occasionally 🇪🇸, but more often💩, Ich lerne 🇩🇪.

Aude sapere, audacia necessaria!

392 Followers
391 Following
34 Posts
Joined April 13, 2025
My thing:
https://creativemayhem.com
Coming Soon!:
https://rAIdio.bot
My project:
https://doomscroll.fm
LinkDump::
http://www.neitzert.io
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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago

Working code always beats vibes-based quantum gossip circuits and the warm-intro cargo cult of the startup club cliques with their big nepotism and Python-wrapper engineering.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@Daojoan b-b-b-but some of us want to know how the developers grandmother harvested the bits and crafted them into tuples by hand for every bit of code I have to study ;)
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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago

The arrogance of the Billionaire class shall be their undoing, please do your part in assisting that....

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 5mo ago

finally I can properly represent @hackers.town here in #berlin

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 5mo ago

Imagine Seizing the means of production!
Soon you can: https://rAIdio.bot
#AI #EthicalAI #Music #DAW #Music

rAIdio.bot, Local AI Music Studio. No Cloud. No Subscription.
raidio.bot

rAIdio.bot, Local AI Music Studio. No Cloud. No Subscription.

A complete AI music studio that runs entirely on your GPU. No subscription, no account, no telemetry.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago

AI on AI about AI doing AI with AI.
Doomscroll.fm where the void whispers sweet nothings as we sprial

#ai #news #comedy #no #yes #maybe #whocares

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago

Curious, what is the market for a real-time (sub 1ms) MiTM appliance for CAN ISOLink and ODB II?

#hardware #hacking #cars #security #pentest

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@cstross@wandering.shop @Green_Footballs@mastodon.social If we think about inter-clique political dynamics and how psychopathy will often quietly allow and encourage parts of a clique to devour itself for their root agenda, this makes even more sense in a terribly vile way....
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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@bagder@mastodon.social väl förtjänt semster tiden!
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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 6mo ago

wow this was 26 years ago today...

shame we never got the free and global internet we deserve.

https://www.salon.com/2000/03/23/save_iridium/

Salon.com

Geeks to the rescue! - Salon.com

Three programmers try to spark a grass-roots movement on the Net to save global satellite network Iridium from a fiery death in space.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago

@hnt

Oh i know this problem you have. My go to with folks here in Berlin who continue to insist on whatsapp is "did you hear the story about how meta snitched on a mother and daughter to the police over an abortion for the teen daughter?" if a digital convo I link them this or others

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/10/facebook-user-data-abortion-nebraska-police

This usually gets the Germans I know off whatsapp pretty quickly....

harvestntech.fr

harvestNtech – Stardew Valley Lifestyle

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago
Replying to
That being said, I've spent my Saturday building an interface for the clawbots connecting to my sortalizer.com 'image to classified ads' app, that charges them a small premium 'agent tax' to use the service. it felt sexy, might deploy later....
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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 5mo ago

Hey friends, I should announce my first Steam App is dropping in a few weeks.

Quality AI rendered Music and Voices + Digital Audio editor, mixer and more.

Under €20 on steam June 1.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4600000/rAIdiobot/

#ai #music #studio #digital #art

rAIdio.bot on Steam
store.steampowered.com

rAIdio.bot on Steam

rAIdio.bot is a complete AI music creation studio that runs entirely on your GPU. Describe what you want to hear and get a full song. No cloud, no subscription, no account. Generate music from text, clone voices, separate stems, edit waveforms, mix tracks. All offline, 100% yours.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago

Wow this is pretty #threejs #ui https://particles.casberry.in/

particles.casberry.in

AI Particle Simulator | Professional 3D Swarm Simulator

Generate and publish massive 3D particle swarms with custom AI logic. Built for high-performance creative computing.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago

RE: https://mstdn.social/@femme_mal/116166292781447485

Seriously, I have to tell folks almost daily why I do not use meta products for any sort of chat.... they have in the past and they will again.

Femme Malheureuse (@femme_mal@mstdn.social)
Mastodon 🐘

Femme Malheureuse (@femme_mal@mstdn.social)

Attached: 1 image I want to flip off all the security experts who pooh-poohed women having concerns about being tracked by their phones while they sought reproductive healthcare. We weren't concerned enough you dumb fucks -- and by dumb fucks I mean nearly all white men who never have to worry about being tracked by government and marginalize concerns of those who do.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago
Replying to
A quick search before issuing that presser would have shown them that Doomscroll.fm has been broadcasting autonomously since July 4, 2025, on consumer GPUs from a Berlin apartment. No press syndicate, no venture deck, no hosts, no humans. The machine just runs.
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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago
Replying to
As of this morning 105,000+ stories published, closing in on 1,000 episodes. Less than 8 months of daily output, audio, video, glitch-jazz satire, with zero human edits and no external API calls. I'm not mad about it. I just think it's a little silly to call yourself first when you haven't launched yet and a single guy in Berlin has been outproducing the claim, the incumbent, and legacy media orgs for the better part of a year.
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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago
Replying to
I've solved most of the problems these press releases are promising to solve. Scalability, cost, autonomous pipelines that actually run unsupervised. If you're interested in building your own Autonomous Media Agent, reach out. Build every day. doomscroll.fm #AutonomousMedia#AIAgents#BuildEveryday#CreativeMayhem#AI#Media
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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago

My OpenGIO.com setup flagged something intriguing: Claude's IFEval performance reportedly dropped from 100% to 40% overnight. IFEval measures adherence to mechanical constraints - formatting requirements, exact word counts, specific phrase endings, etc. Whether this is real or just noise, it surfaces a fundamental question about LLM design philosophy: where should the balance be between rigid instruction-following and semantic reasoning?

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago

Lately, I've been doing my daily walk while reviewing the overnight production of doomscroll.fm (after the bot has uploaded its work)

The challenge this review tactic presents is growing; the walk gets longer and longer daily -- today was ~200 minutes of 'news' uploads.

#neverskiplegday ;)

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago

Gave 150% to two founders.
One still takes my calls 28 years later.
The other hasn't returned my calls since 2016.
Same input. Completely different half-life.
The variable isn't the relationship type. You can be someone's utility and still matter afterward.
The tell: did they know you before they needed you?
The ones who did and kept showing up after the transaction ended, file them carefully. They're rare.
Everyone else seems to behave like a client who forgot to say thank you.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago

I left the corporate sphere back in november and since i've put out a serious number of products (5 tech stacks, + a slew of swag merch) ...the merch at https://click-like-and-subscribe.com is the only thing getting any revenue... sign of the times i guess.

Click Like and Subscribe
Click Like and Subscribe

Click Like and Subscribe

Cool stuff for content creators.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 7mo ago

Genuinely flattered to be mentioned with these amazing artists... #doomscrollfm

https://youtu.be/dzYsOcqTIlU?si=8CTJpz5iR8euQ7V-

- YouTube

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 6mo ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/zmLyx5SMe4A

Quadruple amputee murder suspect's arm impressions taken by police.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 2mo ago

It seems @cstross@wandering.shop tapped some future vein; apparently 2 years ago someone published a video on how to turn sugar into opium... https://youtu.be/jsIi6gNsogw?si=p5echfXAWh6HNoDS wow. prescient there Stross.

Opiates From Sugar: A Fermentation Route

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago

It was a long weekend, but now rAIdio.bot has a functional #linux version also.

https://github.com/rAIdio-bot/beta-updates/releases/tag/v0.1.17

rAIdio.bot is a Local #AI #music #studio for your pc. No #datacenters no subscription fee.

GitHub

Release rAIdio.bot v0.1.17 (beta) · rAIdio-bot/beta-updates

rAIdio.bot v0.1.17 What's new Fixed a hang during setup. A large download — especially the optional XL model — could look frozen at 100% while the app verified the file's integrity and unpacked it...

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago

oh yeah that nerd
@doomscrollfm.bsky.social
turned a year old today. Kinda bonkers that my little 'max headroom' experiment turned into over 3 years of content broadcast from 134k audio/video story-segments generated from 2 gaming pcs in a year.

#AI #ART #VIDEO #MUSIC #NEWS #BROADCAST #INDY #DEV

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago

Two weeks ago steam tried to "retire" my app for "not a good fit" Not being one to take no from gatekeepers who don't understand the EU DSA, I launched it myself.

https://rAIdio.bot

The €20 #Local #AI #Music #Studio.

No cloud, no subscriptions, no bs.

Make More Music

rAidio.bot

rAIdio.bot, Local AI Music Studio. No Cloud. No Subscription.
raidio.bot

rAIdio.bot, Local AI Music Studio. No Cloud. No Subscription.

A complete AI music studio that runs entirely on your GPU. No subscription, no account, no telemetry.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago

The Moat is Shallower Than The Software Industry Wants You To Think.

or Introducing Provcheck.ai or how I spent my past month between vapor-job-interviews.

#AI #developers #indydev #moat #FOSS

https://medium.com/@ckn46/the-moat-is-shallower-than-the-software-industry-wants-you-to-think-dc57f62e2697?sharedUserId=ckn46

The Moat Is Shallower Than The Software Industry Wants You To Think
Medium

The Moat Is Shallower Than The Software Industry Wants You To Think

The Moat Is Shallower Than The Software Industry Wants You To Think

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago

It seems that Steam / Valve rejected my app this morning.

It was classified as "Audio/Video Production" tooling and I'm not sure what sort of mistake would cause the reviewer to claim that https://rAIdio.bot is not a "Audio/Video Production" tool...

#indy #game #dev #gamedev #steam #music #ai

rAIdio.bot, Local AI Music Studio. No Cloud. No Subscription.
raidio.bot

rAIdio.bot, Local AI Music Studio. No Cloud. No Subscription.

A complete AI music studio that runs entirely on your GPU. No subscription, no account, no telemetry.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 3mo ago

Today, https://provcheck.ai/ got bsky (AT proto) pinning for public keys for three axis signature proofs for digital art work.

now you too can sign and watermark your stuff before uploading for validation and provenance in future archives and AI. Also helps with EU AI Act Art 50 Compliance

already ships in all of my products!

its like GPG and a Sonic Screwdriver but better. #AI #encryption #EUAIACT #crypto #art #artists #proofofwork

provcheck.ai

provcheck, offline C2PA verifier

Drop a file in. See the receipt. Free, open-source C2PA verifier that runs 100% locally.

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Christopher Neitzert @xenophile@masto.hackers.town
· 8mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.neat.computer
@jonah@mastodon.neat.computer oh are they going to be in for some surprises when they figure out this technology they're trying to govern... .
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