this club sucks why would anyone want to go there
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@xenontechs@infosec.exchange
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchneurospicy catgirl who touches infosec, electronics, hammers and longboards.
somewhat successfully influenced the developers of a specific online spaceship game by giving catears to every person in Iceland.
"schelmisches Girlie" - @moonashine
"Du kleines- ...!" - wuselchen
"I've never seen anyone this close to dropping a smoke bomb" - person at a convention
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Joined July 24, 2023
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It's legit summer wtf
Visited my favorite tree yesterday.
(It's the one on the right in that group of birches.)
They had been re-planted multiple times because some fascists were ripping them out, just because of where they came from.
We didn't give up, fought for a better location, replanted. Now the birches stand tall and proud.
Welcome to my IRL silly% speedrun
Did that stupid walk* for my stupid mental health and I can tell y'all it actually works.
I have proof in the form of groceries (stops starvation) and a box (multipurpose engagement object)!
*Longboarding actually
Push me to prod uwu
The fediverse is just some other catgirls toaster
OH: "geteilte Informatikunterkünfte"
From now on I'm gonna tell people that this is what "shared hosting" is called in Germany
Infosec people: "people are the weakest link in information security!"
French people: "people need to be the strongest link in information security!"
The other people: *clicks on link*
(Thanks for the template, @7heo@ieji.de)
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
OH: I payed 1500 bucks for the premium gender and it turned out to be "dog"
Replying to
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt nonono, I'm using the version completely unrelated to gender!
I went down this rabbit hole some time ago as well, tried to expand on the icon a little bit: https://infosec.exchange/@xenontechs/114035873836500134
Replying to
@deviantollam@defcon.social me neither and now I'm questioning my identity (which kitchen appliance am I?)
It seems the ones that function
The ones that still take care
Are also just as broken
But well beyond repair
Whoops, having thoughts again, better get back to playing Palworld 
Always feels weird when survival-basebuilding type games let you build your own vending machines.
That's an overly complicated and expensive shelf you got there. Nobody would bother to carry coins. Money is probably a foreign concept.
But sure, hold on to your dream of automated capitalism.
Oh no I got caught having gay thoughts
*gay noises*
Be gay, do crime (go to bed early)
🎶 I can see clearly now that the- what the fuck 🎵
Me: "let's do one thing today! Just one activity"
Body: "you mean sleeping, right?"
I think I'm in love with a box
https://frogs.lgbt/@alyx/116938947425122694
Maybe the real enemies were the decisions we had to make on the way
Favorite longboard shop disappeared :(
Fuck this town I guess
Pfft I'm gonna dream of something cute tonight.
Take that, society!
The concept of weeks is great. Having a whole 5 days to recover from the weekend is such a brilliant idea
It is illegal to:
- watch this DVD
Shit, someone accidentally thought I'm serious again. Buckle up, we're listening to the AI talk for the memes!
Mental health what
Depol, Waffen, what?
If my brain would stop associating random things without my knowledge, that'd be great
Stop!
Hammock time!
Das Draußen des Todes
We got a mobile AC unit and initially called "Pingu".
But as it's now the only effective weapon to combat the hell that's spreading into our world, Pingu is now "Doomguy"
I'm not old I'm just two puberties in a trench coat.
I didn't forget, I just... forgot.