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Ashton Wiersdorf

@wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
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Husband, father. CS PhD student at the U of Utah, making programming languages better. I usually write about macros, type systems, Racket, Elixir, Emacs, and hiking.

RT ≠ endorsement, etc. Just because I disagree with you doesn't mean I don't respect you.

I am indebted to my forebears who immigrated to America seeking a better future. I am the product of their decisions and sacrifices. Immigration is good.

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Joined November 13, 2022
Homepage:
https://lambdaland.org
GitHub:
ashton314
Codeberg:
https://codeberg.org/ashton314
Author of Emacs Bedrock:
https://codeberg.org/ashton314/emacs-bedrock
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@regehr@mastodon.social Also from that sub:
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

Proud daddy moment: I was bouncing my baby on my knee and I hummed a bit of the William Tell Overture. We’ve done this before while actually listening to a recording. This time, my baby turned around and pointed at our sound system. Obligingly, I turned it on. His smile widened as we listened to the song and I bounced him. As soon as the song ended, his face fell a little bit. I turned it back on, and the smile returned. :)

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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

Empty Set, n.: A mathematical entity defined as the collection of all foods not improved by the addition of bacon or maple syrup.

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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
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@ricci@discuss.systems …something about a clean desk being the sign of an empty mind…
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

Using an AI to do your homework so you don’t fail your class is like sending someone to the dentist in your stead so you don’t have to get any cavities filled.

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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

I’m glad I took up running in time to appreciate how ridiculously amazing a sub-2-hour marathon is. Sheesh.

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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

RE: @camertron@ruby.social

I follow the “Calvin’s dad” philosophy in so many ways

ruby.social

Cameron Dutro: "Found it" - Ruby.social

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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
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@ricci@discuss.systems @bremner@mathstodon.xyz The Greek word for “privacy” is spelled $\epsilon$
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@molly0xfff Are the people submitting these DMCA requests connected with the people you’re writing about? Or just some dumb randos looking to make trouble?
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 6mo ago
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@lindsey @thalia we need more zines in Serious Academia™ It’s such a great explainer!
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 6mo ago
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@regehr@mastodon.social Time stops existing in my shower. Things have improved by mounting a clock where I can see it but it’s no silver bullet
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 7mo ago

I have ideas for programming languages now
https://github.com/nevesnunes/z80-sans

GitHub

GitHub - nevesnunes/z80-sans: OpenType font that disassembles Z80 instructions

OpenType font that disassembles Z80 instructions. Contribute to nevesnunes/z80-sans development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
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@ricci@discuss.systems so this is where I’d go to delete my Facebook account permanently, huh?
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
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@lindsey@recurse.social If you have access to a 3D printer, this is a great model: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5923307
Thingiverse - The community for Open Hardware
Thingiverse - The community for Open Hardware

Thingiverse - The community for Open Hardware

Thingiverse - The community for Open Hardware

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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 4mo ago
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@nyhan@fediscience.org That would endanger the careers of several middle managers!
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
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@sanityinc @deech isn’t it a fruit tea because you steep it? Hey so, chocolate is also a fruit too, ja? Brb im gonna go eat this entire fruit bar sounds so much less irresponsible.
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 8mo ago
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@skinnylatte AI is great! Autistic Interests >>> Artificial Inanity
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
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@mousebot@todon.nl This is where I’d use a keyboard macro.
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 6mo ago
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@lindsey@recurse.social I hate this so much but I bet I could do a lot of good with all the grant money that that would bring in so…
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@malwaretech I mean, there’s that one time when Berlin’s air traffic was managed with Emacs…
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 9mo ago
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@wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com @ricci@discuss.systems @greatquux@mastodon.social probably just like an old cup and some stone slabs with funny writing on them.
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 10mo ago
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@AmenZwa That dude gives me some serious imposter syndrome.
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 11mo ago

Got some marketing spam for a class on SCRUM.

Let it be noted in the public record that I consider SCRUM to be a *blight* on the software engineering industry.

I wrote up my experience here: https://lambdaland.org/posts/2023-02-21_metric_worship/

#scrum

lambdaland.org

Lambda Land | Metric Worship, or: How a bad manager wrecked a (small) company

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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 12mo ago
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@ricci @lindsey I'm not looking forward to this. I know—I just know—they're going to want me to typeset my dissertation in ways that will make my amateur typographer eyes bleed.
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 12mo ago
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@ricci @lindsey git checkout -b stoopid-fmt
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to

@lindsey@recurse.social ooo three more; don’t have time to check what’s been mentioned already:

  • sqlite with 100% branch coverage 🤩
  • tinycc
  • the BEAM
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

I need a Sesame Street segment where Meryl Streep and Stanley Tucci pick out the letter/number of the day and Anne Hathaway looks on in befuddlement.

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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@thalia@discuss.systems I’ve tried one and I actually didn’t like it. Hence, foods improved by bacon OR maple. I understand that this is something that reasonable people might disagree on, which is why it’s OR and not XOR. ;)
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
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@thalia@discuss.systems @regehr@mastodon.social oof. Hopefully that didn’t spoil your taste for Döner too bad.
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
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@evacide@hachyderm.io I suspect this is easier with languages/countries that exhibit a high degree of regional dialect variation. Most Germans when I talk to them just assume I’m from a different part of Germany.
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Ashton Wiersdorf @wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
· 8mo ago
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@mitchellh@hachyderm.io I don't know if you've read Neal Stephenson's Anathem—this reminds me of the reputation system the ITA (technologists in the society) have to access certain parts of their version of the internet.
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