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Sherclod Holmes
@wallhackio@glitch.cat.family
mastodon 3.5.3+kibicat
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_@glaceon.social
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio@glitch.cat.family is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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48 Followers
58 Following
15 Posts
Joined November 20, 2022
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@coriander @lapis the best way to learn about alcohol is to have a friend with a hyperfixation on some kind of alcohol who will enjoy talking your ears off about the alcohols they enjoy and will also give you free drinks
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@lapis@elekk.xyz oh damn sorry that happened to you, I hope you can find something relaxing to do with the rest of your evening
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@lapis i had to reset my internal clock because i need to get my oil changed and the car maintenance place a neighbor recommended only had an availability this friday at 8 in the morning
Other than that I've been feeling kinda weird lately so I've been diving into software egineering projects to clear the brain noise
And oh yeah my roommate is going to teach me how to make homemade egg noodles today
I have listened to a lot of hyperpop and I can say with 100% confidence that I have no idea what hyperpop is