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ijo vivi 
@vivi@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitch.catgirlcloudpart-time dyke, full-time pet 
& median system / singlet with different modes, depending on your analysis
not clicker-trained, but i am conditioned · sometimes a predatory lesbian
interested in: linguistics (especially etymology), toki pona, deltarune, modded minecraft, bodymodding, brains, girls
i'll post lewd things and nudes sometimes (always with CW)
ijo li toki suli e suwi ala ona la ona li suwi a · sina kin li suwi
kiss your sister :3
== boundaries ==
flirting: OK (if you're fem)
meatspace cuddles & pets: please? 
kissing & lewd touching: usually OK (but ask first)
== profile reviews ==
"miaut sehr realistisch" ~ giuliano
"vivi you do literally everything cutely" ~ soweli Luna
"uhhhhhh meowmeowmeow!!!!" ~ @stella@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
"i like how you look subby in every photo" ~ sophie
"You're such a ball of energy and excitement 🥺🩵🩵" ~ @snow_lumi@mastodon.social
"das ist deine miaue? … 10/10, richtig gut" ~ stranger in my dream
"Very nice and cute girl. And soooo tall 🥺 Totally a 7/5 ☺️" ~ @nicolewd@girlcock.club
"like Sartha Thrace if she was a femme" ~ @embers@chaos.social
"you display an amount of joy [when headpat] that concerns me" ~ @h3@chaos.social
"your blood looks very pretty" ~ @minion3665@tech.lgbt
"it's so hot how stupid you look when you get off" ~ @N33R@fops.cloud
"the natural disaster here is vivi" ~ @green@mk.absturztau.be
"adding a review to your profile / "vivi" / ↑ this is the review" ~ @jnpojuwan@tech.lgbt
== AD space ==
[currently free! dm me your [cool project, silly message] and i might put it here]
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Joined November 27, 2024
pronouns:
it/its, 3pp only from other 3pp users ("mirror 3pp")
pronouns (advanced):
P276:
Q1055
posts in:
[de, en, tok]
dollcode:
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my weirdsite:
[matrix, signal] username:
ask
hrt since:
2025-01-22
gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, or as gimp's rotate tool puts it,
magic hoodie, everyone who wears it smells the scent of their girlfriend :neocat_floof_reach:
Conference Ticket - Lesbians - €0.00
Only valid for women loving women. Having some picture where you kiss your girlfriend is required. A lesbian ticket gives full access to the conference on May 19+20.
meine schwester hat klamotten aussortiert und sie gleich mir ins zimmer gelegt, und ihre freundin hat mich im flur angesprochen und bisschen smalltalk gemacht. ich fühl mich iwi als girl sehr willkommen
on the bracelet game again for #gpn24. will be handing these out at the event 
what if we pissed on each other and we were both sisters
what's a good cli tool for getting diffs of plaintext files? it should:
go word-by-word instead of line-by-linehave a side-by side modehave colored highlighting
neither coreutils' diff nor wdiff can do all three afaict
#duckduckfedi
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(long nails means i'm struggling to press the d-pad buttons correctly)
doomscrolling on bahn.expert
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if you say urinary fast enough it kinda sounds like yearny . . . coincidence !?
dehumanizing oneself in english doesn't stop at it/its pronouns and "thing"! here's some other words that mark grammatical inanimacy:
interrogative pronouns: "guess who what just cooked a whole pot of noodles!" "who which (one) wore it better, the robot or the doll?"
relative pronouns: "now it is the one who's which is / that's to blame"
※ which as an inanimate relative pronoun is getting less common, and that is being used animately as well. still, either is better than the explicitly animate who.
indefinite pronouns: "there's someone something new in the club" "nobody nothing could be nicer than this one!"
whatever this one is called: "you're the only one thing it's obvious to"
("the ___ one" constructions can often be changed to "the \1 thing" to make them explicitly inanimate)
i'll add to this list when something comes to mind
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@xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud @embers@chaos.social @4censord@unfug.social the handler is the fascist, the hound is the boothumper. do not confuse them
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@blitter@mastodon.catgirl.cloud ein einzelner code für jedes sprachpaar wäre wohl bisschen viel, en+de ist wahrscheinlich am besten
auf fedi tagge ich in dem fall lieber als de, weil deutschsprechende eher auch english sprechen als umgekehrt
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@schrottkatze@chaos.social the irony of using ai-generated art for your anti-ai postcard 🙃
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@ny hi :3c not into omo myself (yet) but i'm sure you look cute when u need to piss rly badly
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@DzoniMango@chaos.social @SemAntiKast@openbiblio.social in der schanze gibt es auch noch 2nd fit und picknweight, sind aber beide ziemlich teuer.
ansonsten kenn ich noch den rote-kreuz-laden in altona (neue große bergstraße 6)
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@emla139 undefined behavior. one is picked arbitrarily. the devs weren't polyamorous sorry
(in the context that spawned this joke? probably whichever one you were last gay with, i think)
@ElenLeFoll this machine has never seen a man before
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scribbles in my internal grammar
stella [+ inanimate]
:boost_request: DIY injection support, Hamburg
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@4censord@unfug.social @Override@mk.absturztau.be recently enough that it hasn't federated to me, i had to open in remote