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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Future President of the Continental United States Except Utah
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Joined July 06, 2023
Wise and holy Mothman:
Watch over us in our time of trials.
Loves:
Airships
Hates:
Onions
Relationship:
Extremely Married to @LickThulu
Was looking at portable televisions and realized that the antiquated electronics I was perusing were coming up under Etsy links.
Etsy is such trash now. They really used to be some good shit. Handmade crafts, from all over. Now it's all shit people just want to get rid of or dropshipped junk straight from a junk-to-be-dropshipped factory.
Back in my day, you went to Etsy to buy a crocheted hat and you went to ebay to buy antique electronics. Now they're both packed with scams, scalping, etc.
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@stefan@stefanbohacek.online So even though I've just opted out, they presumably have already scanned all the stuff I already had in my account before the moment I toggled those switches, and won't be giving up that data even if they say they will. Awesome.
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@ethanschoonover Wherever is fine with me as long as they end up in my mouth and relatively straight
My wife's playing Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream and everything she tells me about it makes me believe it is a pocket soap-opera simulator.
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@jalefkowit It seems likely that I'll never be able to build a gaming computer again. Once society collapses, I will take up the machete and start pillaging for parts.
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@maxleibman@beige.party We've been trying to reach you about your post's extended warranty
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@bestiaexmachina I'm going to try this out and see how I feel about it later. I don't think I've ever posted anything anyone might classify as important for preservation anyway.
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@briankrebs@infosec.exchange We've got breaking footage from inside the Pentagon this morning
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Well, far and wide might be less accurate than "long and tall" but that isn't really a common saying.
I think it's possible that The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is the funniest video game ever made.
I recently learned that there's a programming language called Rust, and that a lot of very serious people dislike it intensely and wish to make their displeasure with it known.
"Don't paint vintage wood furniture!"
Go fuck your hat.
Siege weaponry such as trebuchets or ballistae, and smooth-bore muzzle-loaded cannons of any size are all completely federally unregulated in the United States
Today's breakfast casserole contains potatoes, andouille sausage slices, bell pepper (3 colors), eggs of course, sharp cheddar cheese, sliced green pimento stuffed olives, and Cavender's Greek seasoning.
Ooooh the local Catholic cult is acting up again, so the real pope decided to un-de-schism them. One of the previous popes revoked the prior excommunications but the Chicago Pope ain't having none of that shit no more.
https://www.newsweek.com/pope-leo-cardinal-warns-catholic-fsspx-excommunication-saint-piusx-11945658
EULA? The only agreement I should need to make with my TV is the agreement that when I hit the power button it turns the fuck on and displays the signal coming from my inputs. Anything else is bullshit.
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I know what they actually said in the latest communication regarding this is that "SOME people will need to submit to age verification" but I don't fuckin believe that now do I. Wait a little while. It will become everyone, either explicitly or implicitly.
I don't think you know what a quickie is my friend
I'm going to give this DLC a chance
Bucket boy
Bolt from the Blue: something unexpected happens, like lightning striking even though the skies are clear and blue.
Bolt from the Brown: when you're feeling totally fine and then you suddenly shit your pants.
I reckon a bowl of raisin bran ought to have somewhere around half a cup of raisins in it.
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Roxanne but its just Rocks
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@TiciaVerveer@mastodon.social I'm glad they were discovered by scientists rather than an unfortunate backhoe operator.
I have just consumed an inadvisable quantity of raisin bran. If you don't hear from me again, please know that it was very satisfying.
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@jalefkowit Me tbh. When I was a kid all the flashlights were terrible and I was very aware of that. Now you can get a much better flashlight than anything back then for 3 bucks at the gas station, and the world of higher-end flashlights is packed to the gills with insane power. A common problem for enthusiasts nowadays is pocketing a light without locking it. It turns on accidentally, and the intensity of the light produced is enough to literally ignite your pants. Amazing progress!
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@North Did you pick a wild color or are you going with something more "office traditional"