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oooh, party favors? oh. the gun kind. not the drug kind. thanks. #monsterdon

"So greedy, so cold" --Frederick, re: wife #4 #monsterdon

in disarming STARTLE-VISION #monsterdon

just give your employee a raise, you bourgeoise parasite #monsterdon

Murder is too mundane a cause of death considering the theremin in the score when they found her body #monsterdon

girl, why do you need Bland to get you out of the house? you had a private hearse drive you here, you're an adult, just go #monsterdon

music composed by Von Dexter, the nemesis of Les Baxter #monsterdon

and that's the story of how DMK scored twice 😎 #monsterdon

action sequence fucking up a department store is always fun #monsterdon

This movie has taught me an important lesson: I'm not old for thinking today's mediocre pop music sounds all the same, mediocre pop music has always sounded all the same #monsterdon

oh no they're sending samantha to a farm upstate :< #Monsterdon

that hit song, "Girlz Just Wanna Have Foon" #monsterdon

it's pretty cool that the first indication of people crumbling into sand that we get is a pair of high heels on a crosswalk, it's so out of pocket #monsterdon

"He's the last man alive" "He sounds cute" #monsterdon

oh yeah if everyone is dead, why is every building playing the same band over their speakers #monsterdon

Everyone turned into dust, except this guy who turned into Scott Baio #monsterdon

taste ful side boob 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 #Monsterdon

oh great, now I'm going to be up all night convinced there's a hippie commune under the bed #monsterdon

ngl I've slept with people who've had cringier tattoos #monsterdon

talking zombies? aw #monsterdon

They missed a golden opportunity for a peppy makeover sequence #monsterdon

please don't believe movies that make being itchy foreshadowing of doom, I am itchy all the time and I'm doing just peachy #monsterdon

join me in the conversation pit and I'll show you my mild telekinetic abilities #monsterdon

grandpa, you're the worst wingman ever #monsterdon

eyes widen watching you drink your tea, the reddest of flags #monsterdon

this movie got so dull that I ended up ruminating over my self-depricating joke instead of following the plot :( #monsterdon

NOBODYS THE PHONE COMPANY ANYMORE 🔥 5 seconds later: oh geez better pull over for mister police officer #monsterdon

be easy on this reporter, he has 1 night until retirement #monsterdon

in an apocalpyse, you gotta prioritize those washboard abs #monsterdon

"date night in the barrio" eeesh, Regina #monsterdon

get your superman facts straight, NERD #monsterdon

I'm looking forward to this #monsterdon because I have to research 80s teen characters for a separate project so I can feel productive while I riff

movies like to show arcane rituals as glamorous, but when you're a working occultist without generational wealth, you usually only have the budget to mind control Linnea Quigley #monsterdon

Hector, more like... Heck Tour #monsterdon

More importantly the last 2 girls left on earth are both kinda bigoted #Monsterdon

I wonder what the Sandanistas are doing right now #monsterdon

Hector's going a little Bugs Bunny, I guess he got radiated too #monsterdon

I make the same face playing the fishing minigame in Stardew Valley #monsterdon

I feel like we could all come up with much catchier signs for this event #monsterdon

Night of the Extras #monsterdon

lol was that footage of the burning barn that Roger Corman productions always used? #Monsterston

Wow, grabbing a woman from behind and whispering a threat in her ear didn't make her want to follow you? So weird, she must be on the rag #monsterdon

oh great who invited the true crime podcast host #monsterdon

William Castle's ghost got someone in my neighborhood to set off fireworks, a true master of suspense #monsterdon

"It's close to midnight, Bland-- LANCE. Lance." #monsterdon

oh no :3 a sapphic bondage ghost :3 :3 #monsterdon

this is a very complicated method of getting a third to fulfill your cuck fetish, Frederick #monsterdon

the Dunwich horror (midwifery) #Monsterson