Spooooky Owlbear

Lotta… Lotta fumes comin' from the monster's butt. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

Gods fucking damn it, movie. You can't call them by their correct taxonomic name and then say they're jellyfish with cobra venom. Just… just fuck you movie. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

@diazona@techhub.social so you mean porn involving scientists, or porn *for* scientists?

So hungover… #Monsterdon #Ultraman

Airboat chase scenes are like scuba scenes: only exciting in theory, not in practice. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

And so they fucked off into the Everglades, never to be seen again, probably. Hopefully. Fuck those guys. Well that was certainly a movie that we watched together. I take it back, by the way - the costume was great, but I'm still pissed about calling a siphonophore a jellyfish with cobra venom. Fuck you very much, movie. Thanks for making it fun, fam, but the Owlbear needs some sleep. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, play indie games. Goodnight. Love you guys. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Okay, I'm still on the what the fuck is that thing train. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

And so they fucked off into the center (or centre if you prefer) of time… I guess? Or maybe they just fucked off to the beginning of the movie with even more reverb. He Owlbear neither knows nor cares. That was pretty atrocious, fam, but thanks to y'all, it was a lot of fun. The Owlbear never regrets #Monsterdon because Monsterdon folks are *fucking awesome*. Gonna get some sleep, though. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, watch out for anachronistic dinosaurs. Love you guys. Goodnight! #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

@LuciaG@wandering.shop I just generated my card and I already know if I will win or lose. I'm not gonna say, I don't wanna spoil it for anyone who looks forward to the Will The Owlbear Shout Bingo tension. Bit I know. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

… Is the music… getting further away? #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

It's okay, everyone can relax, I'm here. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar@retro.pizza badum-ba-ba-ba-dum!

So. A sundial is your future time travel symbolism. Cool, cool, cool. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime … fuck me that's a long hashtag…

And so a young M. Night Shyamalan became convinced that interstellar travelers could be confounded by a door. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Are you suggesting it should be spelled "Centre of Time"? Because while I by and large prefer British spellings, that one always confuses me. The vowel sound comes *before* the R.

well one person is dead, let's split up to make it easier to pick off the rest of us. Kinda refreshing, this complete lack of genre savvy. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

"Well I follow you but not very far" Between that and loud empty vessels, I gotta admit this movie is a gold mine. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Remember, she was specifically told not to go anywhere alone. I'm not trying to victim blame, but for shit's sake, after the fourth time bad shit happens, and someone tells you to stop being alone, you need to accept *some* responsibility. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Laser beam cycling is a great way to stay in shape. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

"We've gone back in time 24 hours" "Well that's no big deal." – Literally no one, ever, in the history of science or business #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

"Even I can understand it." I'll take that bet. You absolutely dont understand it. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

I feel like that guy is going to witness a murder from his rear window. #Monsterdon #Ultraman #Miru

I'm pretty sure they stole one of my old parkas to make that monster. #Monsterdon

I'd stay in a haunted house for that. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Wait… "Miss Karen"? Her name is Karen Karen? #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Seven coffins waited to be filled with what? Chipmunks? #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

So, they're gonna have dinosaurs show up at 1 million BC, aren't they? And then my head will explode. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Someone dropped a road flare in the box of sparklers! #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

"No, Nora, you're safer here, alone. Nothing has happened to you wile you're alone. Except for literally everything that's happened to you." #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

I can't help myself: Bluebies. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Literally just noticed that the Ultraman action figure they use for the flying scenes has a hell of a booty. Booty, booty, booty. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

actually, just let Junior wander around. It's not like he and his missing shirt button would be a big loss. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

For Desna's sake, Egon, just because she likes you doesn't mean she wants to funnel your hog. No means no. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

I looks away for like two second and she was unconscious. What the fuck happened? #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

It's not a real mad scientist's lair without a Jacob's ladder. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

And so they fucked off into… well, cinematic history, really. This movie is a classic for a reason. That was so much fun, y'all. I adore this movie and I adore all of you. Thanks for making it so much fun, and I hope I made you smile once or twice. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, gaslight someone into terror so they will shoot someone for you, because that plan isn't ridiculously circuitous or anything, and nothing could possibly go wrong with it. Sleep well, fam, love you all, goodnight 😴 #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Wow, this movie is bad. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Insert Rick and Morty joke here. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Well, everyone? Vincent asked you a question! #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

So… is there a message or something? It's so subtle. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

@xerozohar@retro.pizza THAT'S where you draw the line?

Kick him in his Portuguese man'o sack! #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

I don't mean to be ageist or sexist or to body shame, but… the professor is not pulling off those shorts. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Well, Archer would love this scene at least. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

It's okay, everyone can relax, I'm here. #Monsterdon

So, Donna said that she was going back to the boat. They arrive at the boat, call her name like three times, and immediately pile into the boat and tale off. So… either they don't really like Donna all that much or she has a history of wandering off. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Little known fact I just made up: after this film, the cast and crew staged an intervention to address the costume designer's stripe fetish. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

BOOTY! #Monsterdon #Ultraman

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN BUT WITH REVERB? #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Well, the asshole business guy is blaming someone else for his mistake. That checks out. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime