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@BathysphereHat@mastodon.online yeah, ear infections and severe sore throats are on my list of things not to screw with. They can fix themselves, but ear ruptures aren't great long term.

@pomarede@mastodon.social can you get AAA out there?

@0xabad1dea how...how tall is your dog?

@jilleduffy@mastodon.social I may never know peace again with this knowledge.

@cstross@wandering.shop "and then, due to a cosmic miscalculation, the moon fell to earth, and everyone died. The end"

@erin@mastodon.kvuzet.net I would pay extra for laptop keyboards to come with the trackpoint. It just works so much better than a touchpad. And that would look amazing!!!

@hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange Saving for future reference. This seems very real!

@Coliandre@mastodon.social I love this!

@0x00string@infosec.exchange bro you're one step away from opening an old timey apothecary

@erin@mastodon.kvuzet.net that keyboard is goals.

@BathysphereHat@mastodon.online you don't want them to rupture. this is antibiotic territory.