Nullstring 🏴‍☠️

i think people who put 2yos through immigration proceedings should be hanged tbh

optimize deez nutz

"ai is good actually" -- people who sucked before 2025 and then found that LLMs were better than them at things and so, from their persepctive it must be better and this should be leaned into if this post is about you then it fucking is, i dont believe you are capable of things big dog. i think you need to pay for bobot to wipe your ass, i dont think you can fuck by yourself. i genuinely do not believe you possess talents and you were lucky getting by before ai and are desperate for it to be real now.

pronouncing AWS EKS "aw sex" until i get fired

@kajer@infosec.exchange @NotYourSysadmin@infosec.exchange you get an oobe and you get an oobe

hahahahahah its wild like for real explain the difference between this handful of ai companies and ransomware gangs

i wish that pager he was holding up had blown up in his face like happened to those kids in that grocery store

fuck netanyahu, it is so disappointing that he wasnt apprehended

you really want a netscaler exploit but you dont want to just do a little RE? dog. just set up a honeypot. people are slanging it right now.

lmfao def exploit_target(raw, timeout, proxy, dtls_probe_flag, build_override, lab_send): row = check_target(raw, timeout, proxy, dtls_probe_flag, build_override) row["mode"] = "exploit" row["exploited"] = False row["status"] = "exploit_chain_not_included" if not lab_send: row["error"] = ( "Memory overflow trigger not shipped (weaponized in the wild). " "Use --mode check for fingerprinting; patch to 14.1-73.37 / 13.1-64.23." ) else: row["warning"] = "No public overflow payload; --lab-send only repeats DTLS ClientHello probe." host = row.get("host") if host and row.get("dtls_udp", {}).get("open"): row["lab_dtls_send"] = probe_dtls(host, min(timeout, 6))

the ONLY fake poc i respect rms the users disk, if youre not doing that youre a fucking loser publishing fake poc for tacky, petty money reasons and i find that detestable.

walk a plank, scrub ass fucking losers

gettin yer dead husbands likeness airbrushed on some forces is a hell of a stunt

@nini@oldbytes.space im sorry for blowing up at you, you didn't deserve that

@nini@oldbytes.space what sucks more is that really, i was ranting about something tangential like "what could they possibly mean currency" when really you are almost certainly right that its the minecoins the regulators are all mad about, but im too wrapped up in my contention that minecraft cant have an actual "in game" currency because of its mechanics like some loser goon who gets hung up on semantics. im sorry.

we have so little time to live and you wanna spend it being a bitch?!

its like a drugs epidemic and this sucks because i usually think drugs are awesome

im so tired

good morning bbs

@inherentlee@flipping.rocks yes

denylisted from my parties, will not fulfill orders to - i dont want to even be secondhand associated with that kind of lame ass behavior

people who make weed jokes vs people who make gen x memes celebrity deathmatch

@ghspacefr@infosec.exchange way cool

some of the most impressive low cost engineering ive personally seen over my life have been mod chips

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

some mf with the personality of a skyrim guard calling people npcs

how can you say that blah blah blah

like this: i like when the bull steps on those people, i like when it kills them, theyre torturing the bull for petty entertainment. its very good when the bull kills them and makes the world better for us. we owe those bulls for doing that.***

try this, i dare you, stop saying "ai" and start saying "video cards" and first of all, do you hear yourself? second, do you kind of see how saying shit like "worst case, video cards take over the world", doesnt that sound stupid?

nullstring why dont you just have ai make those things because im not a bitch jeremy give me your desktop and go fetch me a coffee

@newsguyusa@flipboard.social they can't even make up new bullshit but everyone seems happy to keep repeating it without qualification

you wanna see some shit? one of my many side projects is the umpteenth revisit ive made to making a little roguelike, this time its a MMO RPG that integrates with activitypub in interesting ways the project is in two halves, one half is the integration with activitypub and the other is the roguelike engine for the game i only work on this project when other more important projects are stalled or i am too drained from work to put in creative effort on anything important - each time i revisit it i end up with a longer todo list than when i started, have a look at the "progress" so far:

@nini@oldbytes.space for sure, agreed

it would be fucking sweet if a bull at a rodeo killed the guy riding it and then killed the guy who tied the rope on its nuts and then jumped up in the stands and started just smearing members of the audience of one of the most hideous "sports" i can think of the news would be all "tragedy at rodeo" and id be like "fuck yeah, how many people is the world better by"

separately ive also been working on an activitypub plugin for minecraft, though this is even lower on the "do nothing important on purpose to relax" totem than the roguelike

@cabel@social.panic.com keep standing there until bobot calls the police repeatedly and gets the property owner who set this up some false call charges

@ghspacefr@infosec.exchange dope

i dont have enough knuckles for everything that needs to be punched i need your knuckles too

imo if you want to have that sport, if the bull wins it should get to win. how come they dont tie a rope on the dudes nuts?

aw its gone

probably had bobot find and write it for you in the first place scrub ass little baby fuckin neck probably too weak to hold your head up to see the screen

@nini@oldbytes.space [edit, me being a dick for no reason about how much i know about a childrens game]

keep your dirty fucking slop needles to yourself

@resonancewright@infosec.exchange sometimes, on a quiet night, you can hear the sound of it smashing some fucking horrible monsters femur on the wind in the trees

"we interrupt this dope jam" hahahahahhahaha man jippy a genius

the ap side has its own todo list but none of it is done, i need to have the basics of the engine tamped down before i can add what will make it fun, things like the map and its metadata, players, inventory, items, actions, movement, NPCs, mobs, AOE and animations... and most importantly some basic optimization after that itll be sweet, half roguelike mmo half mastodon server with all of the interesting metagame implications that come with that!