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The Summer of Bike

@thedansimonson@lingo.lol
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#nlproc phd. computational linguiost. disaster artist. computer wizard. bike commuter. opinion haver. under construction. he/him 🌹

492 Followers
373 Following
20 Posts
Joined November 28, 2022
official webzone:
https://thedansimonson.com
pronous:
he/him
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 4mo ago

I’m at the ai bubble
I’m at the energy crisis
I’m at the fertilizer shortage
I’m at the screw worm plague
I’m at the record breaking El Niño

I’m at the combination ai bubble energy crisis fertilizer shortage screw worm plague record breaking El Niño

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 5mo ago

Every time someone claims they “vibe coded an app,” at least one of the following is true:
- It’s completely worthless garbage because the software is unmaintainable slop.
- It’s of marginal commodity value because it can easily be copied by someone else vibe coding.
- They’re lying.

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 8mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.social
@taylorlorenz@mastodon.social no one can buy the whole network and trash it
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 4mo ago

I made pizza dough from scratch.

Gonna make some tweaks next time, but turned out really good for a first pass.

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 4mo ago

RE: @arstechnica@mastodon.social

finally some good fucking news

mastodon.social

Ars Technica: "S&P 500 blocks fast SpaceX entry, won’t waive rul…" - Mastodon

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 4mo ago

RE: @thedansimonson@lingo.lol

Unfortunately, I did not get to photograph my second pizza because it was done right as soon as guests arrived, and they ate it and said it was really good.

lingo.lol

Люблю хлеб: "I made pizza dough from scratch. Gonna make som…" - Lingolol

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 4mo ago

RE: @thedansimonson@lingo.lol

When the seven plagues of Egypt happen to you but you also caused and could have stopped all of them

lingo.lol

Люблю хлеб: "I’m at the ai bubble I’m at the energy crisis I’…" - Lingolol

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 4mo ago

Space Titanic

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 4mo ago

“If does not make money, why money making shaped????”

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 3mo ago
RE: https://mas.to/@RikerGoogling/116892553171453858 X the everything app obviously
mas.to

Riker Googling: "what social media do borg use" - mas.to

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@peter@thepit.social don’t worry, this will be a total flop. It’s a half-baked solution without a problem anyone cares about, because the problem it actually solves is “how can we find a way to surveil you even more.”
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 37mo ago
Replying to
@mcc@mastodon.social prior to the Jrjjn hypothesis, the prevailing theory was that it was a notable religious text, “HP Printer QuickStart Guide,” viewed as so essential that it was printed in ten languages, with multiple revisions and translations, detailing evolving ritual performances for the great god whose name “HP” whose name—like “YHWH”—was forbidden pronunciation
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Wintergr33n@lingo.lol yea I’ve noticed that on Reddit as well. Op: “Look at this thing I made!” Everyone else: “no you didn’t”
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 17mo ago
Replying to
@anderseknert@swecyb.com yes... HA HA HA... YES!
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 13mo ago
Replying to
@janerationx@mastodon.online it’s a numbers game. Add a little desperation and senility, and it’ll snatch a few identities
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 25mo ago
Replying to
@davekarpf "Did Paul Graham impart genuinely original knowledge to them, or just fete them with stories about what special boys they all were, while open the doors to copious amounts of seed funding?" Graham's posts (ahem "essays") are clever sounding assertions mixed with a special kind of reader flattery intended to appeal to a specific set of young, naive, ambitious men with the larger goal of driving them into YC to work them long hours below minimum wage.
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 37mo ago
Replying to
@jeffhorton@mstdn.ca @mcc@mastodon.social on a long enough time scale, this will happen
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 41mo ago
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@wchr@mastodon.social “hello this is bing’s annual ‘best of the web report’ and it seems the most popular website is ‘Google Chrome download’ followed by ‘Firefox download,’”
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@MarkHoltom give her a key
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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol
· 27mo ago
Replying to
@nsaphra@sigmoid.social I think so. Was this at Hopkins?
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