If I could change one thing about getting old it would not be the hair loss or the constant pain. It would be being able to sneeze like a young person again and not sneezing in such a way that causes my wife to come running into the room to make sure I'm not having a stroke.
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What I learned from talking to divorced women over 40.
1. They don't need a dude. It's nigh impossible to find one who isn't exactly like the one they divorced.
2. They get all the emotional support and friendship they need from their women friends and there's less of a mess.
3. Guy knowledge is now found on youtube. From fixing a toilet to replacing a light switch. The rest they've got more than enough money to pay someone to do the job right.
4. If they want a little something something, it's not hard to find a guy they can kick out of bed the next morning.
Men, we gotta learn to bring something to the table.
RFK Jr needs to be called Trump's Temu Lysenko.
Some do. Maybe more than will admit.
@georgetakei@universeodon.com Lots of people noted RFK Jr bolted from the room. I think he ran to get the guy a glass of raw milk and a fist full of Vitamin A tablets.
Kash Patel is on the case. There's a real competent man. Maybe people have figured Kash's FBI is too busy chasing down every other enemy of Donald Trump that the time to do other crimes is now, #KashPatel
The central problem of moving America from its system of private healthcare to a single payer public system is the people in power are the people at the front of the line for healthcare. Those in the back of the line are asking them to create a more fair system, where the people in power who can change this lose their front line status and would have to get in line with everybody else on a first come first serve served basis.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Charlie Kirk's neck. -- Thomas Jefferson
There comes that realization your bodum is actually older than most of your co-workers.
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@Javier@ratherbemaking.games I always say the best way to win is just avoid everyone else's mistakes. If you're the last person on the field, you win by default.
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@Brandi_Buchman@mstdn.social Seems reasonable.
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@maxleibman Our IT security sent out an invite for courses on corporate security that were developed and hosted by Kevin Mitnick. I'm like "yeah, right, this is a crafty tiger team ploy to see if we're dumb enough to click on anything with the name of one of the most notorious hackers in history". I flagged it as phising and commented "most amusing". No. Turns out it was a real course they wanted us to take.
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#KevinMitnick
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@Savvyhomestead@mastodon.social 100%. Child labor and slave labor (prisoners, rounded up immigrants without status) are the solution, not raising wages.
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@adamgurri@mastodon.social @maxkennerly@mstdn.social Been there. Maybe twice now.
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@maxkennerly@mstdn.social It's now a private company. Stock in a company that the owner may never or can never take public is worthless, unless the company is acquired by someone else.
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@vowe I still mask up in public closed spaces and hand sanitize the f out of my hands. I'm up to date on all recommended shots in Canada.
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Epstein's Temu Hall of Faces was the least expected revelation. #Epstein #gameofthrones #temu
They probably should have stretched out that Charlie Kirk memorial show until midterms.
Why is Charlie Kirk's favourite Starbucks beverage (mint tea with honey) the most stereotypical cat lady drink? Why are his man-o-sphere followers rushing to Starbucks to order it? #starbucks
@hanse_mina@mastodon.social Germany enjoys the benefits of peace more than just about any other nation on Earth but wants others to do the heavy lifting in this.
I went to the grocery store to get some stuff. It was pretty quiet and the young woman (easily half me age) behind the cash was asking me about my ball cap. I mentioned I got it at the Philly art museum, the one Rocky ran up the steps. Anyway, we had a nice polite but quick back and forth. I paid my bill and left. I got back into the car and my wife texted me to add green onions to the grocery list. I hadn't driven off yet so I went back to the grocery store and got the onions. However, I got into a different checkout line as I didn't want to freak out the young woman that just served me. Like "ohhhh a girl talked to me so I'm back again for more! Can I get your number cutie! Be needing a sugar daddy? Slime slime slime..." #sugardaddy
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@petergleick@fediscience.org True. Even a non academic writer like me has had success contacting authors and getting a PDF of their paper.
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@youwouldknow@mstdn.social someone just give it what it wants.