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Simon Welsh

@simon_w@cloudisland.nz
mastodon 4.5.18
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A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

235 Followers
344 Following
44 Posts
Joined May 13, 2020
Pronouns:
He/They
Blog that needs some TLC:
https://coding-aloud.nz
Gitlab:
https://gitlab.com/simon_w
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 3w ago
Starting to get in trouble at work for calling slop slop to the botlickers' faces
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 1mo ago
It’s ice-cream time!
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
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And then I’m the one that got a talking to for calling doing so condescending. Not the person talking to me like I’m not human.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
No one is brave enough to do a faithful adaptation of Lord of the Rings to any sort of screen. I want to know what Frodo did for the 17 years between Bilbo leaving The Shire and when he left.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Love how it’s now taking me a lot longer to respond to internal briefs because of the massively increased cognitive load of LLM-generated prose. Just write it yourself, will actually be way more understandable.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 1mo ago
RE: https://cloudisland.nz/@simon_w/117069245749368310 Turns out they don’t know “I’m on a boat” and now I’m over here turning into a pile of dust
cloudisland.nz

Simon Welsh: "Turning into dust" - Cloud Island

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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@owen@mastodon.transneptune.net @ultranurd@tacobelllabs.net I've been waiting for something like this ever since they got VC funding. Then all the recent releases have been almost exclusive AI "features”. This timeline sucks.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Package that requires a signature is out for delivery. It’s going to show up as soon as I got to the toilet isn’t it
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
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@yaakov@cloudisland.nz Why are they things you can be transferred between and not just the same call centre with priority vs not lines
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Really don’t like having to be in the office
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
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@dysfun@social.treehouse.systems Running away from PHP, entirely because it’s so damn hard to get a decent job with it nowadays
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
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@coolandnormal@aus.social At least it wasn’t AMBER Alert
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@hazel@shrimp.starlightnet.work @xssfox@cloudisland.nz also a regular union
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago

Things I need to:

  • Learn a more sellable language than PHP (Python? Rust? Go?)
  • Update CV
  • Maintain a 75% study load
  • Work full time
  • Parent
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 4mo ago

Balloon!

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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 4mo ago
Get to explain to work that just because we store data in Australia, using Azure means that it's still subject to US law. This is going to be "fun”
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
It’s been three glorious weeks without having to deal with the shitstain on society that is genAI. Sadly just one more week left.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 5mo ago
Our car is probably totalled (the car was only worth ~$2k). Everyone's safe and uninjured, but could have really done without needing to deal with this.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 6mo ago

I’d prefer the flowers myself

@hiscursedness@mastodon.art

mastodon.art

Nick!: "Blown away by this Reddit question and the subseq…" - Mastodon.ART

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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 4mo ago

Doing a code review of some slop. I point out issues that could be addressed, slop machine just deletes all their changes instead.

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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ambientspace@cloudisland.nz IP is SiteHost’s, so at least the marketing stuff is in NZ. Though having “Your data stays in NZ" on a page that tries to load Google's tracking crap is suss
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 5mo ago
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@coolandnormal@aus.social Ah, the problem there is my inability to draw
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 5mo ago
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@coolandnormal@aus.social Well, one of us can at least :P
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 5mo ago
Off to get my flu (and hopefully COVID, though I couldn't book that so will depend on availability) jab!
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@aardrian And how many of them only existed in custom builds with all sandboxing disabled
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 5mo ago
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@gedeonm I was doing that at home!
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@aurynn cloud island? More like cutie island
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 36mo ago
Replying to

@xssfox@cloudisland.nz I like that that also shows another fallacy:

  • Postcodes can be treated as numbers
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 36mo ago
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@xssfox@cloudisland.nz Turns out the average postcode doesn’t exist, though 3709 and 3711 both do
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 46mo ago
Replying to
@darius@friend.camp @HollyGoDarkly@wandering.shop But what if I don’t like sand because it’s rough and coarse and it gets everywhere?
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@freakboy3742@cloudisland.nz @kattni@kattstodon.com I should probably switch to that instead of NOPASSWD
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@PetraOleum@cloudisland.nz the current system (http://www.emergencyalert.gov.au) is SMS based and had massive issues with delayed receiving (some as late as 2 weeks) or not being received at all during the 19/20 fire season. Australia also doesn’t require verification of SMS sender ID, so yeah. The one benefit it has, and the stated reason Queensland aren’t going to use AusAlert, is it can also automatically call landlines.
emergencyalert.gov.au
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2w ago
Replying to
@valorin@phpc.social I can see it being of use for multi-stage reports, where you can then highlight things that have been fixed / need further work more easily.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Are people still receiving AusAlert or is it already doing better with regards to timely distribution than the existing 0444444444 SMS-based system that couldn’t handle the 2019/20 fire season?
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 5mo ago
Wish I could block all calls from the 0468 block
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 5mo ago

Get to find out how my teachers handle not being able to get at any of the class content that's store in Canvas today.

Could be a very short class.

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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Looks like the Linux Kernel is going full un-copyrightable!
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 3w ago
Replying to
@coolandnormal@aus.social next to a black robe
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
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@ultranurd@tacobelllabs.net So stop packing tape and use it to stick things together instead
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 5mo ago
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I'm just so tired
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@daisy@cloudisland.nz @megahbite@cloudisland.nz It does, and also LLMs
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
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@Violinknitter@wandering.shop Samaria are Victorian now.
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