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@ljrk@todon.eu @fesshole@mastodon.social *I* was saying Boo-urns

@stux@mstdn.social everyone keeps ascribing to Trump the mentality and the motives of the Enlightenment. Stop trying to *rationalize* it. There is no logic motivating a black hole. IT JUST SUCKS

@bagder How wonderful to be able to announce that you love software development so much you’ve encouraged a 14-fold increase in the practice. A booming market! Meaningful work! Well paying jobs that nurture our communities! Sign me up to be a software developer!

@jascha TIL I might have ADHD

@anon_opin@mastodon.social don't forget they're responsible for React, too 🤢

@ZachWeinersmith invest in paperclip manufacturing

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@cmconseils@mastodon.social this assumes you're pronouncing scone "scone" rather than "scone". Unless you're some kind of monster who's pronouncing stone "stone"..?!

@maxleibman@beige.party dude, we're pivoting to #quantum. You're not going to believe the benefits of #quantum. You saw scale. You saw hyperscale. Now witness #quantum. It's AI. It's not AI. It's both AI and not AI at the same time. It's scale, and AI, and #quantum. It's THE bubble. It's not the next bubble. It's #quantum hyperbubble.

@mattiem@mastodon.social I feel seen

@rands a universe bereft of punk rock as Tommy and Dee Dee Ramone sit struggling to think of a rhyme for "hey, ho"

@r3spawndbae@mastodon.social V's rockin some hella Chloe Price #LifeIsStrange vibes choom 🥰