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Gas leak or fart...would be embarrassing calling fire trucks after eating berries, steak, and sourkraut.
Sir, up!
Dame, down!
Why is your pizza square?
Because i don't cut corners
LG products are a bigger threat than quantum
Punchunation makes a big differance
Windows Hello.
Windows, Hello.
Windows? Hell, oh.
"Innovation doesn't have to be Hi-Tech, it just has to work.'
Replying to
@feed@igeek.gamer-geek-news.com just never use AI. Avoid it and fight it ass much ass you can. Do things "the hard way" (like python).
If you do things the hard way, you'll experience the bad and do it slower or change. AI doesn't give you change it just excllerates the bad.
PeaSeaEye
New AI company that can't contain it: Moulin Rogue!
Chronically unbothered
Hulk is always angry. It could just be irrational anger.
I'm always eating. Most of the time it's irrational eating.
All play and no work...means you have no money.
Those ai subcities will never run out because ai CEOs buddy up with pres. (fastism) to get bailouts and gov own lots of ai stonks, 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAgecpbLYkI&t=1215s
That's my comspearisy.
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Companies are killing themselves with AI | David Gerard
"Regurgitated Cheese" is today's band name.
AI is woke, stop using it.
AI believes in climate change, stop using it.
AI told me to get COVID vaccine, stop using it.
#reverseengineering
Replying to
@JenMsft@mastodon.social rumors that he's still holding his kids because he won't let them down
Replying to
@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange if you start dancing, maybe those 5,000 other people will start dancing 🕺
Taco Bell cause of explosion diarrhea parasite? #TacoDonut
Lightning bugs are shocking ⚡
I take no responsibility for the weeds eye say
Give America Parasites Again (GAPA) 👕
Sparkling water. Tastes like tv static.
Replying to
@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange I hear AI is buying up all the USB-C cables because they don't know what kind the need
Replying to
@EdwinG@mstdn.moimeme.ca tankless seems nice but heard they require lots of cleaning...if I was in the market, I'd try an electric tank.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm7L-2J52GU
A simple water heater is more clever than it seems
Replying to
@geekysteven@beige.party why would you need to get on the boat? To see someone? Why bother, they like your AI more. To escape? Death is just the beginning and the AI version of you will live on. For leisure? Prompting AI is more fun and emits more carbon.
Organize or promote lots of "team building events" (i.e., lunch, drinks, ice cream, ppc) so work doesn't get done.
#sabotage
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@dbattistella@mstdn.ca brown bear brown bear, what do you see? I see a brown bear next to me. Brown bear brown bear, what do you see? I see a brown bear next to me. Brown bear brown bear...
DataCenters are Excel waste lands
WTF!?
Bought used car 10 years ago for $10k with 35k miles. It's still worth $10k with 120k miles?
My 5 year old computer is still worth $2k?
AI talk
Makugi Anatoiya