Instructions for heating frozen dinners:
1) Heat excessively.
2) Food is now lava. Put into freezer for equivalent time to heating, stirring occasionally.
3) Will either be too cold now or still too hot. Enjoy your portion of sodium for the week!
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Reay Jespersen
@reay@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Dad. Writer. Amateur photographer. Dabbler in tabletop game design. Fan of books, tabletop/video games, comics, music and movies. Neutral Good. He/him.
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@WhidbeyWXGuy@mastodon.social @lisamelton@mastodon.social 1) Welcome!
2) My wife and kid are visiting family in Nova Scotia, so thanks for any meteorological voodoo you may have done to get Ernesto to hook east before it made landfall there.
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@notpike@bad-radio.social @MichaelPorter@ottawa.place @aijaz@mastodon.social Reminds me of my previous gig working at an info centre that had a decor of “Welcome” written in many languages.
Years into my job there —- years after it had opened — a nice young Arabic guy informed me that, by the way, the Arabic lettering literally spelled “Arabic”. 🙄
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@gerowen@mastodon.social @tarajdactyl@tech.lgbt Yeah, it’s an iPhone, so that would maybe explain why I’m not seeing what I was hoping to see. These are my setting options.
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@starmina@mamot.fr @gerowen@mastodon.social @tarajdactyl@tech.lgbt Solid suggestion, but I often go heavy on tabs and sync bookmarks across devices, so that wouldn’t work for me.
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@tarajdactyl@tech.lgbt I couldn’t find anything about this with a quick search. Can you direct me to instructions on how to do that?