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Kapitän Clownfeuer

@rasur@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Chief Disappointment Officer

We really shouldn't let Clownfeuer talk to the customers.

Shocked-face As A Service

162 Followers
336 Following
43 Posts
Joined April 03, 2017
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jvqqje3gjzasjkmfmx7g5zil/post/3muc6vapoc22c

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

finally got a moment to insert openbsd onto an old ppc mac mini, with a window manager no less... a child-scaringly primitive window manager, and now i'm slapping emacs onto it. poor thing's hammering away like a maniac - one whole 1.4ghz processor 💪🏻

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

You're a terrorist, I'm a terrorist, anyone not overtly fascist-sympathetic is a terrorist. In fact, it seems that anyone except the terrorists in the white house are terrorists.

it's long past time to fight back!

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social
From: @adamgreenfield@social.coop
@adamgreenfield@social.coop

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@OrionKidder@mas.to I prefer to call it GNU/HobbyKernel to stay true to its humble origins ;)
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
Replying to
And not just any old “people” but the current maintainers are doing this nonsense!
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Cool cool. I think (personally) if i was more organised/it was less of a dance, i'd be all-in on most if not all of my boxes with guix (i find scheme as a config language less brain-wrongy than nix on NixOS - although apparently that's the one with all the cool kids these days /shrugs/)

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Has that turned “for entertainment purposes only” yet too🥹
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Home again, jome again, jiggedy-jig…

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
Gonna make a comeback, fo shure, any day now.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
That looks excellent! BTW the link has an extra comma which might need fixing 😉
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 11mo ago
Replying to
@fernandez@troet.cafe keine lügen gefunden ;)
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 16mo ago
Replying to
@bastianallgeier@mastodon.social They'd just accelerate the demise of the majority of the earth's population (while trying to make a profit). I vote we move directly to their dispossession instead.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 39mo ago
Replying to
@resuna@ohai.social this is spot-on, unfortunately :(
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 33mo ago
Replying to
@danilo@hachyderm.io "decision making culture" cracked me up - made me think back to june/july '23 where Credit Suisse (yes, that CS!) had posters up around Zürich plugging their new Women's Football NFTs. 😂
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Ho ho we just managed to find the single piss-taking tuk-tuk driver in Negombo

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

I’d like to give the road traffic of Colombo, Sri Lanka a special shoutout for a level of absolute mayhem I don’t recall seeing since London before the congestion-charging started. Kudos, you mad mad bastards. Special mention for all the tuk-tuk drivers who pestered us for custom too. Every 30s 🥴

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

🤫

Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dfdn5h5ejeloscqpou577jvy/post/3mkz4netocs2a

Bluesky Social

Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu)

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
not just FF, to be honest, but titkok doesn't really count as a useful app. Have done all the right adminy things. I guess it's slowly croaking.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

I want to see more of this kind of thing

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

but "try and be grateful" 😉

Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:utqp5zmkljkjitdi755leulj/post/3muki4j7tus2y

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

staring at logs and swearing

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social
From: @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

I’m going to have to get used to non-spicy breakfasts again now, aren’t I? ☹️

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Saw a video of a Huawei Matebook Fold and thought “haha fms that looks hilarious” then checked the price in expensiveland and “haha fms maybe not” - also know nothing about harmonyOS or how secure or otherwise it is

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
No, it wasn’t - I still can & do Ruby (but it’s no longer my dayjob language, sadly, just “on the side/keeping my hand in” for some personal sites), and Lisp is fun too (especially full systems like Medly etc), but Smalltalk is the one that really makes me smile, NGL.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 39mo ago
Replying to
@vquereda@mastodon.world @resuna@ohai.social you are also correct on this point.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Yet to test the exploit (or even examine it for more than 10s) but apparently it’s bad. Targets crypto subsystem of linux kernel. Let’s have a big “farking Yay!” now
From: @patrickcmiller@infosec.exchange
@patrickcmiller@infosec.exchange

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Iphone still on 18.whatever but.. firefox now regularly collapses. Only me, or occurs for others too?

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

You doing that on a physical box or a VM? Always had *such* fun with bare metal, to the point where I go “ok this is fine as avm” and do that instead. 32MB swap is a bit oof though (on holiday r/n so difficult to advise further but it should be relatively easy to set up an adequate swap partition (or just use a swap file instead?))

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Recently started fooling around with squeak & cuis after a ~18 year gap (ruby instead) and was immediately reminded that the immediacy and interactivity (and the ease of exploration of the system) made it _so much more_ fun than literally everything else i’ve been fooling with in the intervening time (even Lisp!). This is the computer I wish I had as a teen 40+ years ago (and given the development in the meantime, it’s much more doable now)
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

computer networks hey 🤬

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Stupid idea alert
From: @sundogplanets@mastodon.social
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

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Prof. Sam Lawler: "It's becoming increasingly clear to me that Refle…" - Mastodon

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Perfect naming
From: @codepo8@toot.cafe
@codepo8@toot.cafe

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Chris Heilmann (@codepo8@toot.cafe) - Toot Café

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

I am enjoying this idea of surveilling the glowing ball of hate
From: @perlman@indieweb.social
@perlman@indieweb.social

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
I had no idea there was one. Good to know! Not sure it’s the app itself though. Think the slab itself ☹️
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 25mo ago
Replying to
@skjeggtroll@mastodon.online @olafurw@mastodon.social "For percussive maintenance" is the (polite) correct answer to the first question there. ;)
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

hilarious and genius

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social
From: @brauner@mastodon.social
@brauner@mastodon.social

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

RIP Dolly

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social
From: @DJDarren@mendeddrum.org
@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

another "hey clowny, this thing you aren't responsible for isn't working, pls fix" day then huh?

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

It’s all getting a bit moody

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

oh to have interviews like this

Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/post/3mtzz6wyzgs2b

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 20mo ago
Replying to
@festal@tldr.nettime.org Finally, some good news from somewhere! Thanks, that's awesome.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @rasur@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social
From: @bontchev@infosec.exchange
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