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@gruff@4bear.com A friend of mine said her Italian mother taught her that eating while walking is only for sluts. Gimme that snack. Aaaand we're walking. We're walking. And we're eating.

@garak@woof.group Speaking of plants, you got some going on?

@garak@woof.group Is it only manufactured objects that aren't right for your tastes? You seem to do OK with plants. 🌱🌿🪴

@SidFudd@4bear.com The idea of best music for sex reminds me of that ridiculous Blake Edwards film, 10, with Dudley Moore, Bo Derek, and Julie Andrews.

@nickyttrpg Social media is so weird. When I read your reply I felt affection. And since I don't know you, that feeling must have been elicited by text, by words, by ideas.

@nickyttrpg You PLAN your outfits?? Oh, I just figured out why I look like a slob.

@ekarnowski@mstdn.social A ukulele isn't heavy, so you'll be able to play without straining the stitches.

@socalgecko I strongly believe and feel you should stay longer.

@socalgecko ONO. Is it over? Are you flying home?

@Hunko Is it Monday where you are? 😂

@bootblackcub@woof.group Two squares not leaning?

@dkub @ccshan OMG you are gonna be unemployed be careful please

@aphyr Wood wedge, not Wedgewood.

@tombone You look so serious. Are you not enjoying the chainmail?

Your ALT text just made me look up "gratuitous" in the dictionary, and, no, if you're posting porniciously, then that is very much the point. Nothing gratuitous about that nudity, buddy. Gratuitous: The meaning of GRATUITOUS is not called for by the circumstances – not necessary, appropriate, or justified – unwarranted.

My friend sent me a video — who knows whether it's real — of a TV news report. It says Meta was hacked; stolen data from 40-million users of those video-mask thingies. The stolen data includes the penises of those who masturbated to porn, which apparently is 39-million of them. In economic terms, somewhere after the first 1,000 penises, the marginal value of yet another jerk-off clip is…? I guess this is why we studied limits in calculus? The limit of pic value, as pics approach 1,000, is zero.

naked (verb) — what I'm doing.

@Hunko@woof.group simultaneously pale and pink dog treat on the floor patiently waiting to be licked

@LeatherBoyDavid@woof.group There are so many other words to choose from to describe someone you disrespect. When disrespect is the intent, people will get caught in the crossfire. Your question tangentially reminds me of a TED Talk that I listen to every few years, by Andrew Solomon, called Love No Matter What. It starts with a shocking quote, so keep listening for 2 minutes for his beautiful response. https://www.ted.com/talks/andrew_solomon_love_no_matter_what

@bootblackcub@woof.group Would you do something for me? Pick up a pen or pencil and any scrap of paper, and draw a square. Just that one thing. Let me know when that's done.

@bootblackcub@woof.group Excellent square drawing! Hey, do me another favour? Draw two squares, one leaning against the other. Let me know when it's done.