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@dkub@woof.group
mastodon 4.7.2Kinky tech guy shooting off posts into the void. I interact with NSFW stuff but only boost content with proper CWs.
Sub (EDIT: Switchy...ish sub) into impact play, bondage, and mind fuckery, amongst a plethora of other things. If I’m traveling in your area and you like what you see, hmu.
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Senator Lindsey Graham actually died while I was getting fisted and that's beautiful I think.
I don't know where I found this picture but I REALLY wanna talk about the composition. The pink thong and motorcycle helmet under the bed. The way it leads your eye from the cock down the leg past the cum to the messily tied chucks. This is high art self-portraiture. I love it.
Hi. I have a very important question: why are men hot? How very fucking dare they.
There's a pretty common joke about calling kink events "knitting conventions" so someone did a photo shoot in a room of them knitting in the sling while there's an entire fist inside him. 🤣
Being gay and old is hilarious because it's like I have the most debaucherous sex stories and then I'm like "and then it was 11pm and I was tired, so I went to bed."
Two guys were playing in the sling in a friend's room while the three of us were just chatting and then we heard a splash, turned to look and saw the guy had pissed himself, applauded and cheered, went back to our convo. 🤣
I like learning rope stuff because now I can just roll my eyes every time I start a single column and mutter, "UGH I always get a granny knot when I want a square knot" and the riggers laughs and the bunnies just have to pretend not to be concerned.
Free Psychic Damage for Anyone Who Has Watched The Odyssey, Completely Meaningless For Anyone Who Hasn't
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Um. So anyway. I've been footed. And took more doubles?
Real friendship is telling your bestie, "We can absolutely talk about your emotional crisis right now. I'm just in the midst of The Process so I might interrupt you to tell you you're on mute for 90 seconds or so while I hit it with the shower shot."
And then she's like, "Ok. Bet."
Fine. I will attempt to watch The Summer Hikaru Died.
Wood working gays.
That's it. That's the toot.
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A good Dom doesn't really even have to force it. Eventually, that detailed oriented advocacy muscle just starts firing on reflex for yourself. A little positive reinforcement when they get around their conflict avoidance For You and an occasional opportunistic nudge to do it for themselves...🎉
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Yes. Someone else with a variation of my kink name that I didn't know existed before CLAW this year. 🤣
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That said, putting the hole on bedrest since ... there's that entire fisting weekend coming up. 🤣
Me to my bestie: "I've edited pics of you doing fourth hole with your vag out. You can take my FaceTime in the bathroom with you."
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@aphyr@woof.group The way you keep saying "pleasurable entertainment" I know what you're fishing for I simply cannot...
"to avoid getting sucked into that hole"
I AM IN TEARS WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!?!?!?!?
Checked doubles and prolapse off the bottoming check list and am now attending an impromptu footing lecture.
Overheard Thursday night while I was having an exorcism level anal orgasm: "Gurl, it's Thursday." (Sarcastic. He needs to pace hisself.)
Overheard Saturday night while I was having an exorcism level anal orgasm: "Gurl, it's Saturday?!" (Deep concern. Confused arousal.)
There is a man with 14" circumference fists here. I am very much thinking about it.
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@aphyr I would be lying if I said more than .5 seconds of 60 seconds was spent looking at the baked goods.
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@aphyr@woof.group The way you damn well know Ex's and Oh's was a formative experience for this man. 🤣♥️😍
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@Bwee I mean thanks for letting me know. I'll hop in the shower before I head out. Tyty.
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There's a rash of people chasing this "dramedy" niche lately from the wrong side. A drama with a handful of situational comedic scenes that spawn naturally works so much better than forcing an air of decorum onto a deeply unserious comedy about the worst people you know trying to do a wedding.
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The weirdness is *creeping* in this movie. I kinda like it. Maybe? Where *are* we going with this?
BRB starting a trans chicken rescue.
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@aphyr I am LIVING for the petty sub-post of footnote 1 and know exactly what it's referencing. It's so interesting that the 🦞 blog post suddenly got parroted by 10 diff accounts on the VC fanboi site.
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@aphyr@woof.group The movie falls into that "I could've written a Great American Essay but instead I created a contrived fever dream of fiction to make my point instead" niche of allegory and that niche is my weakness. The fact it was combined with some of the best technical cinematography I've seen for some time, the movie is hitting all my weak spots despite the editorial dumbing down.
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I cannot tell you how fantabulous this movie's vibes are.
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@aphyr@woof.group I suppose you can take solace in the fact that I finally have words to explain the constant cycle of depression I come under whenever work manages to get back on a hype train for LLM shit.
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... lolwat? This movie makes NO sense in a very hilarious and weird way.
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I wanna behind the scenes where they explain to Scott Pattinson that he has to not get it up for Zendaya in this scene.
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The editing is amazing in this movie. I getting notes of 80s/90s mumblecore.
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@tessaracht@kitty.town Honestly if I had several architectural choices I could redo in the past I'd do a lot more "Just Use Managed Postgres". That database does effing everything now.
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"It's fucking terrible, I know. There is nothing left to do...but LIVE."
*Feral screaming*
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What even is this movie? 🤣 Credits are rolling and I'm just like, lol waaaaaaaaaaat? This movie was stupid.