What do you mean get out of the clean laundry? I thought you'd bought me a new bed.
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mastodon 4.6.8Worm rescuer, professional blur, maybe a tennis addict, international spy, what? Oh..ex-spy now. Prone to exaggeration. Zig zagging through life. #TheWirral
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Emmy was a bit worried I'd forgotten to toot anything for #InternationalPetsDay. As if!
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
Emmy has been poleaxed by today's world news. Obviously in a sun puddle.
#Caturday
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Best time to come to the beach - after a very warm half-term. 😎 Ominous clouds, I may get wet on the walk back.
#WestKirby #Beach #NorthWales
I think we've a pair of collared doves nesting in our eaves. I've heard them a few times but not spotted them yet, but my neighbour has. #birdwatch #doves #WestKirby
Large thunderstorm overnight. 👀⚡️⛈️🌧
Rookie gardening mistake - wearing a sleeveless top. My arm is bearing battle wounds.
Well our maximum temp today was 17°C - not exactly a heatwave yet. It's expected to get to 20°C tomorrow, more pleasant.
Hmm nice boss - a bit late to the party. *lower value human capital* #StandardChartered
Ventured east today on a not quite epic journey.
East of the Wirral, got lost - twice. 🫢
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@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk Here are my suggestions for #StormNames.
Storm: LandDumpRot
Storm: MadPlodRunt
Storm: DampLordNut
Storm: RantOddLump
Storm: NapMoldTurd
Don't you just love anagrams?
When a president starts a war & then says, "You could make the case that maybe we shouldn't be there at all."
Sorry, what? Must need my ears cleaning out.
Come on Spring, you can do better - get a move on. A little more sunshine, a lot less rain, please.
As if fierce winds were not enough, ice cold stones have been falling from the sky. That shouldn't be allowed.
Tennis is off. 😬
Despite trying to bury my head in the sand I still need to check up on the news headlines at least once a day, usually after the US have woken up, to hear the latest ramblings. I'm pretty sure this is not good for me, but I can't help myself. 😟
Hey bully boy, get your friend Putin to help you out - oh dear, he's already helping Iran.
I do love my sport. Missed all the exciting stuff on the tellybox this weekend, but have been playing #pickleball, yesterday & today. 😃 #Tennis at 9am tomorrow.& Tuesday. Tennis Wed, pickling Thurs, tennis Fri. Might take next Sat off.... but then again.... 🏓🎾🏓🎾
Watching indifferent tennis from Katie Boulter. She's never a comfortable watch. #RolandGarros #FrenchOpen
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@keefeglise@mastodonapp.uk Is it Friday already? 🤔
A rather lovely cat. 😺
Is it appropriate to wear a baseball cap when receiving the bodies of soldiers who died for their country on your behalf? 🤔 #casual #disrespectful
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@fellsandlakes.bsky.social @aroundthehills@mastodonapp.uk I bet everyone reading this toot says meteorological out loud, just to check they can. #guilty
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@aroundthehills@mastodonapp.uk Have you been round with a little kale offering?
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@spytfyre@mastodon.scot @keefeglise@mastodonapp.uk Lots of deep fat fryers for those battered Mars bars I believe.
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@keefeglise@mastodonapp.uk Well can mean fit - you look fit, I repeat my previous comment.... nudge etc.
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@keefeglise@mastodonapp.uk @jazz@fedigroups.social Nudge nudge, wink wink,say no more! 😜
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@keefeglise@mastodonapp.uk Isn't there always a late frost at some point in either April or May? 😬
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@Walkaholic@mastodon.scot It is, tennis in a t-shirt (not only 😆) & a walk planned for later. 😎 🤸♀️
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@fellsandlakes.bsky.social In fairness, I would be wearing this anyway, I wear green q a lot. 😄
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@sodslawyer@mstdn.social @dmcgk@mastodon.ie I wasn't actually referring to your emoji which is indeed a grimace. Here have this.
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@spytfyre@mastodon.scot @keefeglise@mastodonapp.uk Too close to the adjacent seat & ugly, marked down. 4/10.
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@fellsandlakes.bsky.social @aroundthehills@mastodonapp.uk Your team clearly has a malevolent streak, so I wouldn't expect anything else. 😄