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Peter Alvaro
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mastodon 4.7.3outsider scientist, nontrepreneur, professor intern, DEI hire
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Joined December 16, 2022
I’ve always felt pretty good about not using canvas but today I’m feeling historically smug about that decision
The Frick has always been my favorite museum, even though I only learned yesterday that photography is not allowed. This rule alone makes it better than any other museum on earth. People are forced to be present, and they cannot stand it
please read this as soon as you can
https://aphyr.com/posts/411-the-future-of-everything-is-lies-i-guess
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@lindsey@recurse.social @rg9119@mathstodon.xyz yes, never in my entire life have I been complimented on my toenails, which I have always thought were ordinary. but the thing is I love compliments. Thank you!
If you can get your head around this, this is my tree, taken from my garden
WWWD
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If only I had one of those tiny little cows that Fidel Castro imagined this would be the most farm to table shit ever
I believe in God! / And I believe that God / believes in Claude / that’s me
Oh boy
Good morning
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@kaoudis@infosec.exchange I don’t have a solution for access but I use these to protect / obscure things that are almost ripe. I have rats also
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@gekitsu@toot.cat @gureito@mastodon.gamedev.place @infinimatt@hci.social @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io XML compresses very well. No one can dispute this
it is nice to see pigs be forced to eat shit but it happens very rarely, alas
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@dtauvdiodr@c.im I was in the middle of asserting "to me, 'Claude' is just a white alligator (RIP)" but then I realized that, no, to me, 'Claude' is also 1) some random frenchman, and 2) Claude hopper Bukowski from the musical
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What are tremendous “I told you so” moment this would be if the administration were rational actors
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At least at Santa Cruz, boy did the administration ridicule the faculty Senate when we expressed concern about this Panopticon they are installing being used for evil
Reminiscing about uptown Oakland back in the day with the Jeeves diaspora
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@b0rk@social.jvns.ca I love it. when I have taught this material, I have fallen back on the paint mixing analogy, but as a colorblind person this never felt right!
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@areactis@mathstodon.xyz i’ve lived in California since 1999 and I’ve had a tree since 2025
Haven’t posted one of these in a minute
how many weeks out do you look at the tides?
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anyhow, I wonder what that shambling cadaver is doing right now (besides ordering a drink and fumbling for his cock)
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@MLNow@sfba.social will Brooke charge the pig who did the assault. no she will not, for she is a pig