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pleroma 2.10.2-442-gb68f13b9-develop"The technology these people come up with these days is incredible. I was talking to my wife, and she was tellin' me that you could Google a name, and in about 15 seconds, you'd have your answer. When I was a kid, it was a lot harder. What'd you say your name was again? Shekelberg?"
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ME2 Alien Puss% Speedrun
GORM FRIDAY, CHAT 
Guy who swears habitually that doesn't when he's in the chic fil a lobby
>Is this games RNG normal or Sid Meiered?
>What?
>Explain the difference between normal RNG and Sid Meiered rnd
>It's a good game, sir
>Play game
>It's Sid Meiered
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@Griffith@clubcyberia.co Like, the Tau, or do you think he plays the China With the Serial Number Removed from Fantasy?
Still unclear why Jap is a slur and why people get mad at me for saying it all the time constantly
TEACHER! TEACHER HE'S LAUGH REACTING HIS OWN POST! TEACHERRRRRRRRRRRRR
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@Maroon@clew.lol I never beat it either. I got a ways into it, couldn't find the path forward, and eventually gave up.
Frog's theme is sick which is at least half the reason I like him, but I just like honorable knightly types too anyways.
omw to kill the radio star
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@nierenstein@poa.st Fuckin apparently.
Every woman in your save going "gee why doesn't shepard leave his office ever" little do they know he's busy optimizing Star Ocean 2
ragebaiting myself by watching more videos on Campaign Evolved rn
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@benis_redux@cawfee.club i hope it looks better on desktop. i think mobile users will be unable to understand my masterpiece
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@nierenstein@poa.st (guy who has never actually played Final Fantasy Tactics, he just said it to fit in)
alright listen here you little fucker. that wasn't an invitation.
RT: https://poa.st/objects/44d2dc56-8ca2-4e6f-81bd-6dc07379e5a8
ay girl, are you a salient in the line? because i'd like to launch attacks with infantry at weakpoints then exploit the breakthroughs with armored formations then follow up with echeloned forces to destroy rear supply areas, if you know what I mean 😉
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@graf@poa.st "Really theorytows the line of 'how soon after the meter expires can you toe this vehicle?'"
>thinking about starting a band
:)
>learning an instrument
:(
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@DrRyanSkelton@shin.mugicha.club the women in my family got upset at my ~80 year old granddad recently-ish because he called that one jap that plays for the Dodgers a jap.
That old audiobook was downright lovely. More of a radio play than an audiobook. All of the characters have their own voices and they're all done well. Props to the guy portraying Cluny, the bilge rat and main villain. He's got an...Iberian accent. Hard to place.
Also great was the Martin/Matthias dichotomy. Both have the same VA, but their tones are vastly different in a cool way. Matthias as the protagonist sounds younger and cheery, while Martin the older has more steel to his voice.
Good stuff.
RT: https://poa.st/objects/2eb57476-7e1d-4297-8716-b83e8c3cf4f1
>Guy down the hall just yelled "There's fockin people livin in here?!?"
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@Maroon@clew.lol Fair. I think I stopped around the time Chrono gets ganked by Lavos. I knew you could get him back, I had no clue how, and couldn't figure it out myself. Didn't look it up, either. Honestly I still have the cartridge. The save's probably still there.
Guy who's favorite character in Chrono Trigger is Frog (he's me) (Frog never left my party the whole game)
Whenever I see someone react with 
I tend to also react with even if I did not intend to react with initially.
I tend to also react with even if I did not intend to react with initially.Gorm Morning, chat
happy #MassEffectMonday
happy #MassEffectMondaySitting on a park bench talking to a 50 year old black guy who's shorter than me also tooling around on a bike is a mite surreal tbh
When I said "man today felt like that smiling friends bit where they crucify allan" on Monday, I didn't expect it to be literally the entire week. I really hope next week is better dawg holy moly.
Starting a new automotive hauling business called Theorytow
guys i think there's a goyim in my house
hey guys, i just got back from getting more beers. is the war still on?
i'm gonna say something controversial
yiik? more like yuck! haha
Guy who got really excited for the pit mine before learning what it was
what warhammer army do you think Henry Kissinger would pick?
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@WandererUber@poa.st Good to see you back 🍻