Mungus

imagine if we kissed over the Hole

first day on jorts horse: "I am severely depressed and i hate the internet"
after one year of jorts horse: "I was laid off from the shart factory and I can't get a new job cause my cert is is in sputtery espresso shits and everyone is only hiring for big soft lentil shits"

#FootpathFriday Botswana

this is what ill be doing this weekend instead of dying for oil money

jorts horse users looking down on dot social

big plans for tonight

odo's backstory makes no sense. this guy was not a cardassian, but this notably paranoid military empire made him a security overseer on their mining station. then he had the independence to choose which cases to prosecute and the bajorans loved him because he was so fair. this is completely implausible, until you realize that it's a shitlib "good cop" fantasy

when a shitlib hears fascist rhetoric, they immediately identify it because they realize a string of ten things, situating it within ideological and historical contexts. Then they second-guess themselves or they're embarrassed to explain everything when they can anticipate the argument they'll have to go through, so they just stay quiet or, at best, say "nah that's bullshit"

gonna make a band called Horse Finger or something

Assuming New Orleans gets relocated due to sea level rise, what do we call it? New New Orleans? I vote for Orleans III.

worf was raised among humans and got through starfleet academy, but apparently he never learned any history or culture, because he's the designated "big dumb guy who's instinctively authoritarian" in every plot. like he's a 33 year old man who spent half his life among humans and nobody told him "don't trust the pamphlet guys" before

"is the klingon empire fascist?" greatest flame war in starfleet academy forum history, locked after 1,131,085 posts

S05E07 - vacation squad goes to pleasure planet where they encounter nazis who hate fun. worf also hates fun, so he is easily persuaded to join the nazis. since the whole crew of ds9 is shitlibs, nobody explains any history to worf, they just say "that's bullshit." Eventually, Dax psychoanalyzes Worf and the Nazis go too far. Thus, everything is solved.

I'd be such a good mech pilot. I'd probably be really good at, like, channeling my willpower into shooting a really big laser or something

Please poop with the door closed lil bucko.
i goop goop with the whore hoes and i fucko.
Hoola hoopin like snoopy.
Smokin hookah till droopy.
Playin beep boop with my poor bros and we sucko.

one piece episode where the animation quality ominously improves slowly as the plot thickens

CAVE STORY HAS TWO PLAYER CO-OP NOW

logging on

mastodon needs some type of automatic image downscaling, especially for previews

The old JJK season is over. The new Once Piece season hasn't ramped up yet. Now is the time of Dorohedoro.

jacking in: connecting to the internet
jacking out: undiscovered, but predicted
jacking on: undiscovered, but predicted
jacking off: masturbating

someone needs to say, "worf, after you're done reading this dumb nazi pamphlet, I need you to read these 10 pages of earth history. you need to understand that if these guys get power they'll do something that's 100x worse than what the klingon empire did to cardassia. now if you're in the mood for honorable combat, go sneak up behind that guy and kill him with a single punch" but I guess that would ruin the stock plot.