AI controlled weapons, or as I call them probabilistic missiles.
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Mr Chimp
@mrchimp@cupoftea.social
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+cots+glitchLow energy chimpanzee #mecfs. Here for the whimsy. He/him. Ho/hum.
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Joined November 04, 2025
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@phl@mastodon.social @projectmoon@social.agnos.is @Tutanota@mastodon.social it's modern tech, so there isn't a "no" option, just "maybe later".
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@lukasz2@social.vivaldi.net @Landsil@infosec.exchange @jonhicks@mastodon.social Eh I guess. But I think most artists would prefer to not have to deal with that bullshit and would rather just make art for a fair cut. The geeks who like fiddling with computers can handle the fiddly computer stuff, and they should get a fair cut, too. It's the fair part that's the problem.
I'm practicing mindfoalness. Thinking about little horses.
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@Landsil@infosec.exchange @jonhicks@mastodon.social It's about $3-5 ($0.003-0.005 per stream). Even if it were pennies they should still pay it.
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@Landsil@infosec.exchange @jonhicks@mastodon.social Yeah I also think that people's subscription should go towards the artists that they listen to and not just put into a pot and then split based on plays, but that's a whole other conversation
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Also thanks Google for updating the clock icon to make it look less like a clock. That will surely help.
Netflix: because you watch Downton Abbey, how about Apollo 13?
Me: what?
We have your package [threatening]
For whom does the bell toll? Or shouldn't I ask? A fuck, it's me isn't it.
Imagine being a software developer named Claude in 2026.
Untitled Kingdom
Today is World #MEAwarenessDay
I wrote a short story earlier this year as an attempt to get across how devastating the disease can be: https://mentalplayground.co.uk/posts/the-mansion/
If you would like to know more about ME/CFS (and today is a good day to do that) then this is a good place to start: https://knowmecfs.org/
If that looks overwhelming, imagine what having it is like!
#mecfs #pwme #mecfsawareness #disabilities #myalgicEncephalomyelitis
I always forget, is a biathlon two activities per event or two events per activity?
If you have `fzf` installed you can make switching git branches easier with this alias: `alias gitb="git checkout $(git branch --sort=-committerdate | fzf --no-sort)"`.
Then typing `gitb` will give you a filterable list and branches with newer commits will come up first.
My latest EP Floating is now available on #jamcoop and #mirlo.
https://jam.coop/artists/mr-chimp/albums/floating
https://mirlo.space/mr-chimp/release/floating
Logging in to turn off email notifications and then getting an email notification to tell me that I've logged in
My music is now also available on Subvert
https://www.subvert.fm/mr-chimp
Football's going on holiday to Spain
Tired of plaintext?
Want something a bit more...magical?
Why not try witchtext?
Sticking my head out of the window and huffing petrichor #bristol
I'm reading a short book on bamboo. It's a light reed.
It's #FairtradeMusicFriday Pick up some music from any of the links below
https://jam.coop/artists/mr-chimp
https://mirlo.space/mr-chimp
https://www.subvert.fm/mr-chimp
It's also #bandcampFriday so that's also an option. I won't judge.
https://mrchimp.bandcamp.com
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@olivetree@ieji.de @Landsil@infosec.exchange @jonhicks@mastodon.social An extreme example, but if I were to only listen to a single artist and they don't get 1000 plays then the artist will get paid nothing and all of my subscription would go to artists I haven't listened to.
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@enriquericos@mastoart.social @nemo@mas.to I tried it and it didn't fix anything. Just made my heart rate about 10-15 BPM higher on average.
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