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trying to do laundry but a cat is sleeping on me and making cute little snores
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misternineham
@misternineham@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06printer, artist, human
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Joined October 27, 2022
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all chaps are assless but people don't often get to use "assless" so all is forgiven
framed up a door for the screened-in patio project. probably paint it a sagey green
new energy drink just dropped
you can lead a horse to water, but you can't keep the horse from instead buying bottled water sourced from the same pool
my interior design company will be called "better hole"
in cat wrestling it's all about throw weight
shit i just remembered it's friday hell yeah
was out partying with some elementary school teachers. boy do they know how to drink
emotional metal fatigue from short-form media
speed running the four humors
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@MLE_online you heard it here first investors! your clay futures are toast because of this simple 28-step process
gooogle is intentionally tanking gooogle search to make ai look better by comparison. you heard it here first
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@MLE_online@social.afront.org i, too, have room in my heart for many layers of exasperation
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i stopped at harbor freight without a coupon like some kind of noob smh
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@MLE_online every time i see a discarded pack of smokes i can't help but to give it a little kick just to gauge how empty it is
'noodles' is a fun word to chant
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@Apiary@mastodon.social lol, did they get this from a BBS?
i got a 2, but if they're going to list danzig then motörhead should really be on there too
i turned down the volume on the tv only to find the volume at zero
"behind every good design is a client who knows what they want" -me, snidely, after the eighth reproof
back in my day you asked your shadiest friend and he usually knew an even shadier friend who could definitely hook you up but hey man come and chill for awhile i was just watching the most fucked up video on the internet here watch this
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@MLE_online tis true, i can no longer gasp in consternation. my days at the theater are over
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@MLE_online@social.afront.org It is The Truth because It is written in The Paper, and The Paper is the true word of Science, amen 🙏
all are welcome, be they short cake or long pie
just a mistranslation from thoughts to words
catching SARS you wouldn't believe
from virions you can't even comprehend
my logical brain: i can buy 2x6 timbers and cut them into thirds and get 2x2s minus the blade kerf.
my practical brain: you silly little man
nearly recovered from my latest cold it seems. felt ~73% human today, just 15% down from my personal max