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Miod Vallat

@miodvallat@hostux.social
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🇨🇵 #Auvergnat cha(t)fouin et retors.
Fournisseur de cartes postales du #Cantal en couleurs depuis 1742.
Prédateur naturel du #fromage.
En couple avec le #chat de l'ancienne voisine d'en face.

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🇬🇧 Former #OpenBSD villain.
All your cheese are belong to us.
Breaking the internet for fun and profit at #PowerDNS.
Proselyte for the Church of RM.
Living with the former neighbour's #cat.

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Rugby XV (ASM, SACA) & XIII (Dracs, TO).
Time Magazine 2026 supervillain of the year.

776 Followers
644 Following
40 Posts
Joined December 16, 2022
location:
Cantal (Auvergne, France)
website:
https://miod.pages-perso.free.fr/
pronouns:
he/him
music:
https://bandcamp.com/miodvallat
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
« Bientôt ici, construction d'un datacenter »
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago

Ever wondered why and how #OpenBSD was ported to the Sharp #zaurus ?

Well, having never had any Zaurus, I am overqualified to tell that story!

As the story is quite long, it will span two parts. You can enjoy the first part of the OpenBSD/zaurus story, where I discuss the unseen part of the iceberg.

http://miod.online.fr/software/openbsd/stories/zaurus1.html

Stay tuned for the second part next wednesday!

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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Time for a new #OpenBSD story! Investigating what appears to be a VAX bug turns out to be the consequence of a more-than-late processor design change, so brace yourselves for a VAX history lesson! http://miod.online.fr/software/openbsd/stories/vaxfp.html
miod.online.fr

Math is hard

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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago

Your weekly #OpenBSD story has been released: http://miod.online.fr/software/openbsd/stories/sparcfb.html

This time, we talk about video and keyboard drivers for the good old SPARC systems. With weird hardware sometimes being involved.

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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago

Good morning!

The last episode of the #OpenBSD on m88k story has been released: http://miod.online.fr/software/openbsd/stories/m88k5.html

You can also read the whole story on a single page:
http://miod.online.fr/software/openbsd/stories/m88kall.html

Stay tuned for a new story next week!

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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago

Vos cartes postales du #Cantal du jour.

Malgré des éclaircies, les rafales de vent sur les crêtes étaient bien froides, je n'avais pris que quatre couches de textile et à partir de 1600m, c'était un peu juste. Il a aussi fallu que je change de gants à 1700m.

C'est le printemps, qu'ils disaient... il va y avoir de la végétation partout, qu'ils disaient...

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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago

De nombreuses voix se sont élevées pour protester contre le remplacement du traditionnel sandwich par du pounti ou de la tielle.

Il fallait donc remettre l'église au centre du village, et c'est chose faite avec ce superbe sandwich beurre-jambon-gaperon, avec deux couches de jambon et trois couches de gaperon : comme un hamburger, mais tellement meilleur.

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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 7mo ago
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@foone@digipres.club Wasn't this averlong due?
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago

Votre carte postale du #Cantal du jour, si vous n'avez pas été sage.

Vous avez cru que c'était le printemps ! Comme vous êtes naïfs !

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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@astro_jcm For every large Magellanic cloud bought, a small Magellanic cloud will be added, free of charge!
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@davep@infosec.exchange OSEF, ce sera l'Argentine championne et les rosbeefs quatrièmes, et tout le monde sera content (sauf les espagnols, mais c'est pas grave).
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago

@prahou@merveilles.town Remember that at some point, one of the close ancestors of the OCaml programming language was called "Caml lite".

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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 3mo ago
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@daph@oc.todon.fr Non, les poils de chat sont capables d'adhérer aux textiles les plus lisses, et les poils clairs se déposent spontanément sur les tissus foncés, alors que les poils sombres le font sur les tissus clairs. La nature est vraiment bien faite, quand même.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 3mo ago
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@daph@oc.todon.fr Les chats sont, de loin, les meilleurs commerciaux pour les brosses adhésives.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@guenther Yes, that would have been addressing this much easier. As for the third pointer, that's easy: it points to the first non-bogus instruction in the program. Writes are ignored, and upon read, its value is UNPREDICTABLE.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
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@me_@sueden.social Knowing the address for the author's web page beforehand helped 😋
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@civodul This is a SunPC card, to be used with UltraSPARC systems under Solaris to run x86 binaries.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Tijn $p$c FTW!
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@guenther Actually, it's fetch.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
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@me_@sueden.social https://web.archive.org/web/20000817001658/http://www.cs.hut.fi/~jvh/lites.MASTERS.ps
web.archive.org

Wayback Machine

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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@daph Avec un supplément bagages de trente mille euros...
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
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@mmu_man Merci pour l'info, je vais tenter la même chose l'an prochain.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@MrLovenstein @cigix ↑
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@kipuka@social.sciences.re ↑
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
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@f1r3 @Tijn Prompts do not need to be fancy, only useful.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
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@saltopino @tth ↑
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@R1Rail Oui, mais pas sûr qu'il y aie le tout-à-l'égout.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jeanmimi Un peu au-dessus de 1700m.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 4mo ago
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@jztusk@mastodon.social @mattblaze@federate.social Nope, it stands for ``Uebermensch Fascist Organization''.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 4mo ago
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@dlg@social.bsdlab.au This is called ``gaining wisdom with age''
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
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@jeanmimi C'est un enneigement parfaitement convenable pour la saison.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@MonniauxD C'est peut-être parkinson.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Jhelberg Claude is rich and has many houses.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@davep@infosec.exchange No, its.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
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@asl@mastodon.launay.org C'est NLnet, donc pas nous.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jenesuispersonne La plaque de rue a été ajoutée bien après.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
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@tth @saltopino Si c'est pas loin des Bourtoulots, tu peux venir filer un coup de main si tu t'ennuies...
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@mattblaze@federate.social Maybe some declassified UFO files will?
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 2mo ago
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@davep@infosec.exchange bwahahahaha. How you could believe France could win against Spain is beyond me.
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Miod Vallat @miodvallat@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
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@acontios @alarig Non, ce sont les boosters. Tout est dans les boosters.
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