Mathias ❄️🐺🐶

@EmilyEnough As your fellow ND professional computer toucher, I'm 100% with you - the unpredictability drives me batty. If I want a RNG I'll call one - what I intend to be deterministic should be, verifiably, repeatably. Lipsticked pig LLMs have snuck into what I have to do for work and beating one's head against that BS is a good way to eventually flame the fuck out of tech. Corporate controlled computing was a mistake.

@pastelexuvia@cathode.church and the manly urge to huck stuff that won't be damaged or cause damage, as seen at the end (dude is halfway to a decent shotput throw, 8.5/10 good huck)

@chirpbirb el ave de pan, en vivo* en papel, pero quien esta contando

@otterlove thamk u frogwizrd

@pastelexuvia@cathode.church One better: in 2023, someone covered THE ENTIRE SONG of "Bring Me To Life" with Otamatones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmxLja-DRIw

@aronowski not that I'm much of a fan of Fancy Autocorrect That Includes Actions In Its Pattern Guessing, "general purpose" agents give me hives. Who the fuck ever thought that was a good idea... oh wait techbros and brain-free vulture capitalists exist. Sigh.

@chirpbirb :neocat_bongo_up:

@bloor if DNIS is "dee-niss", DNS is "dunce" and it fits innit, it's never DNS, it's never DNS, it's always DNS

@n0toose@chaos.social plus the guy who re-taught every American how to use a dishwasher right, and the person who had a banger hit in the 90s and has been making good stuff since

@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social In a saner world the penalty would be so massive we could nationalize them with their own money...

@nixCraft@mastodon.social He stored a big list But his key choice is shite No indexes so we'll be here all night NoSQL Claus ain't comin', to town

@maxleibman I'm installing SmartWalfNext and getting all the features for free, eff your freemium!

@emkay443@det.social @mdhughes@appdot.net @48kRAM@oldbytes.space Or if you're me, you paste the URL into your copy of Firefox with uMatrix. Tends to work for the likes of WaPo who do that crap.

@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io Thank you for posting this thread, Mekka.

@sarahtaber@mastodon.online that base ain't flared enough 🙈

@LMAOYEEN@pounced-on.me @KayOhtie@blimps.xyz it you but Proxmox is the truck

@OtterMatic@woof.group American Airlines flight (in short, incident that was not under their control paired with resupply-fetching that was to make my connection impossible [flight crew said connections made aware - misinfo], with the next flight 3.5hr later)