mastodon 4.7.3#Boston-based white af ciswoman, scream-singing #IndustrialMusic while speeding in her #R56 #MiniCooper.
Technical #Product lead for the largest mobile-#robotic fleet known to humankind at #Amazon #Robotics. Skeptical of:
• L5 autonomy
• pedalism
• general purpose #robots
• blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions*
Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05).
I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance.
#LiberalArts #TeenageEngineering #WhiteSox #OneMoreTurn #XCOM #NAFO
Did I just watch the people of #Hungary save Europe?
#TIL that:
And I am disappointed in both.
We live in the future, dammit. We should be able to get beer custom-brewed with our meds.
Then you could call it a pillsner.
Just met up with @GamesMissed@mastodon.social at #paxeast!
Husband: “I missed what is happening.”
Me: “WE’RE FROM THE INTERNET!!”
I take solace that, whenever I have a truly shitty day when I’m working from SLU, that Cactus is there for me.
I just wanted eggs and bacon and instead I am having triangle for breakfast.
Could people complaining about #Amazon please stop bitching about #JeffBezos’s decisions?
Andy Jassy is the guy to complain about. Bezos is a separate pile of problems.
Please and thank you.
THE COOL PART ABOUT USB A IS THAT EVERYONE LOOKS DRUNK TRYING TO PLUG IT IN SO YOU CAN BE FUCKING INVISIBLE
When I get a lengthy email from a director detailing my many faults I know I’m on the right path.
Today we are LARPing 2003 by going to the mall and then eating at Olive Garden.
There’s a fine line between “gosh, I hope I jumped in the right Uber” and “wherever this guy drops me off is my home now” and that line is apparently a cross-country redeye.
I HATE TRYING TO FIND CLEAR PRECHECK WHEN DRUNK AT #SEA
I stood at the front of the REI ranger station park and my body physically rejected it and I turned around and there was a piercing studio so guess what I’m doing
ITS AN AIRPORT ARRIVALS PICKUP NOT A JARDIANCE COMMERCIAL, KNOCK OFF THE SOULFUL GREETINGS GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE CAR AND DRIVE
Fuck me I hate the #WestCoast. A civilized airport would have shot and or towed you by now.
Okay, I am ready to be convinced that threadless ends are just as secure as threaded ends.
Every time we come across a short video extolling the virtues of the French working calendar, I look over at my spouse and remind them that we could have moved to Luxembourg.
You order one new tarot deck and everybody is suddenly trying to sell you affirmation cards. 🙄