wokest brat 🫶🏿

matcha pilates labubu rave in dubai

that smell of freshly-washed linen is just the best...

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz habit and cost mostly.

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz ig its just habit. plates are pretty modern invention anyway

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz you gotta factor in the cost of dies

@scathach@stereophonic.space NOW SHOWING: The 12 dates of Hercules

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz bike people routinely drop more

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz guess what happened to it

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz it crashed into a boat during takeoff and sunk in lake maggiore

@condret@shitposter.world me and who

the goal for the next few months is figuring out why I've fallen in love the few times I have

Jobs are gender affirming care for men

@sendpaws@mitra.pawslut.party the toilets with the glory holes are down the hall and to the left

I'm at my best when I'm being pressure treated

@kumicota@akkoma.kumicota.moe literally just talk to them

I'm chud buuuuut im woke. and brat. perchance, liberal?

why is nightwing transmasc coded

protip: 'hetslop' refers to hetalia

u can just tell when the crab is being driven insane

gay people stop cuddling you real fast when you say you're ace

@shibao@shitposter.world i told you abt stairs dawg

@7666@comp.lain.la ah yes that picture of steve-o

Men should go through a finishing school so they aren't total animals when they're let loose into the world

I'm at a party being a wallflower. There's this beanpole of a fujo, who is openly and grossly flirting with a nonbinary man named for a muscle group over gartic phone. His partner is here, giving a terrible stare over this poor interloper.

Does anyone have a chart of professional and unprofessional locations for piercings and tattoos

will I ever find true love

it doesn't matter how thin I get I don't feel comfortable in my own skin

Katanagatari is so good

in the context of relationships, is "making space for someone else", "showing vulnerability" ?

15 years of obsession, with a short break in april. How do I escape her

@7666@comp.lain.la this is what we in the business call "a good night out"

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz idk could be carpal tunnel

exam in a few hours

a lobotomy would fix me

3rd wave feminism seems to be reactionary, not progressive

The queer space on campus is very nice. It's the only place in this prison that's actually soundproofed.

everyone here is indian. the stench is masked by the choking scented purple smoke billowing from the walls and the animals weed vapes. i've been given a drink called a 'pornstar martini', neither martini nor being drunk by a pornstar

Is it a date if a girl contacts you out of the blue and asks to meet up over the weekend?

@hfaust@shitposter.world I remember. the grognard up the street gave me a stack to read at age 10

im at the end of my tether im at the end of my tether im at the end of my tether im at the end of my tether im at the end of my tether im at the end of my tether im at the end of my tether

How do you even keep yourself as distinct people in a relationship

@menherahair@eientei.org I agree with you wrt fascism, but whatever wave feminism is on now is concerned with *preserving* the existence of femininity and the privileges associated with it against market and social forces. It's reactionary.

@flanker peep this franker:

lowk falling asleep in a vc with your friends is really nice

lowk partying is goated. u can't feel despair bc the music is so loud and you're a few vodka redbulls deep after the jack and coke pregaming