I heard someone call Truth Social "Temu Twitter" today . 🤣
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Julie Webgirl
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mastodon 4.7.2Preparing for the apocalypse since 1994.
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@malte @helge @atax1a @Paul_Taylor
I can live in a beautiful IP neighborhood and keep mine immaculate but a) it takes years to scrub the filth and grime left by the previous tenant, and b) I can't control the dirty deeds going on inside my neighbor's IP, yet I am judged by both. 🤬
BWAHAHAHAHA
Kristi Noem's husband has been...
HAHAHAHA
crossdressing and the family is...
*TEARS STREAMING*
Devastated
Devestated I tell you.
I can't breathe.
Oh.
PRAYERS!
*ROLLING ON THE FLOOR*
PRAYERS.
EDIT: Oh and he was outed by an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/kristi-noem-devastated-report-crossdressing-163640004.html
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Rumors that Trump was scheduled to attend 3 Easter Masses today and did not. And he hasn't appeared since there was a lid 2 days ago.
I'm waiting for a new LEGO video to drop for confirmation...
🤔 I wonder if he praised Allah this morning on his war crimes threat post on Temu Twitter so that he covers all his bases before 😵
What if the bad orange spray tan is really reptile alien makeup concealer 🤔
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@Da_Gut@dice.camp
Aww what a nice guy. Actually, neither. It's for their selenium. You only need 4 nuts for a week's worth of selenium.
What's the oddest thing in your #ApocalypseKit?
I'll start.
Brazil nuts.
Bonus points if you can tell me why!
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@malte @helge @atax1a @Paul_Taylor
I've given up giving the benefit of the doubt and believe everything little thing they do is intentional. I could excuse laziness but they know the little guy can't buy whole blocks and it's the easiest way to... Ok, it's lazy-ish lol Let's call it efficient... to eliminate everyone except the other major player.
Trump is going to run for president of Venezuela?
TBF, his vocabulary is pretty limited so learning Spanish would be less difficult...
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"...The earth is almost in full eclipse and the moon is almost in full daylight and the only way you can get *that view* is to be halfway between the two entities. It is truly awe inspiring."
Interviewer: "As you look at the moon that you're headed for, and it gets closer and closer, what are your thoughts?"
Christina: "Well last night we did have our first view of the moon's far side..."
Wait what?
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@jeffowski@mastodon.world
I was too young to care about Watergate but I was *pissed* because my teacher would let us eat at our desks & watch "Password", then there we were stuck with these boring men in suits answering questions for *WEEKS* during the hearings.
I expect these trials to be much much more entertaining, like the Depp/Heard trial with lawyers just as, or more, incompetent. #HEARSAY! 🍿🍿🍿
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@NunavutBirder@mas.to
Ohhh. LOL Nope, that's not why I have them. They are *packed* with selenium. I think you can eat four nuts and that's your selenium level for the week.
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@NunavutBirder@mas.to
I'd say that definitely counts! Hopefully they're passing down some of their skills and techniques.
Ok I give. What's the edible fire starter?
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@brian_greenberg@infosec.exchange
The worst part... the very worst part, is that not only did parents approve of these, but they were so brainwashed into being onboard, that they themselves raised hundreds of thousands of dollars to do this to their own children.
#SchoolSafety #Cybersecurity #Leadership #security #privacy #cloud #infosec
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Marc Martel - You Take My Breath Away (Queen Cover)
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@elfin@mstdn.social
I make a list with one person in it and make the list a column in fedilab. Best way I've found.
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@elfin
Oooh I never thought of doing that before. Wait. Can you block/mute just one toot? Mine that are super popular are *always* 500 characters with 4 images. 😭
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NOTE: This interview was yesterday. Artemis II just reached the halfway point between the earth and the moon 6 hours ago.
So someone explain to me how they could possibly see the dark side of the moon????
OMG could she be getting all excited about seeing the same part of the moon that is not lit up because it's not a full moon that we see from earth all the time??
She's an astronaut, right? Not a celebrity like Bezos' joke of a "spaceflight". Right??
https://www.youtube.com/live/XWBtfvDJ0Ew
5/5
Artemis II crew speaks while headed to the moon
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"...And sure enough, we got out our lunar targeting information and we matched up and we were yeah that is the dark side..."
The technical terms might be a bit over my head. /s
"... that is something we have never seen before. We must be, no kidding, like Reid said, somewhere between the Earth and the moon, getting a view from a different place."
Gosh, we must be! Somewhere between the earth and the moon... /s
Where the hell else would you be?? That's kinda your mission!
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One Pilot the latest LEGO video from Iran ends with the line: "We're waiting for boots on the ground. Please come back. Yeah."
Happy 1st Sunday after the 1st Full Moon after the Spring Equinox.
Or how to mix 3 types of calendars to find a single "holiday".
Hippity hoppity.
ONE in every FOUR albums sold between 1972-1976 was an #EltonJohn album
1972 - Honky Chateau
1973 - Don't Shoot Me (I'm Only the Piano Player)
1973 - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (double album)
1974 - Caribou
1974 - Greatest Hits
1975 - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
1975 - Rock of the Westies
1976 - Blue Moves (double album)
1976 - Here & There (live)
ALSO TOURING!
1972 - 87 shows
1973 - 76
1974 - 68
1975 - 22
1976 - 62
So churn 'em out quick & fast
https://youtu.be/qEE9QOGU7NI
Had to add a diff bank acct to a financial entity (the old one is obsolete) so I click on "add bank acct" and I'm met with blurbs about Plaid.
*EXPLODES*
"Motherfucking third party pieces of shit I will NOT!!!! give any important info to motherfucker what the fuck am I going to now?!?"
*scrolls down*
Wait. I can *MANUALLY* link it?? 😱😱😱
The "security questions" weird me out but I answer them. At least they are multiple choice and give me insight into what my dossier contains.
*grumble*
Holy shit they so know their ship is sinking so to speak. I won't link it but I just watched Rubio defend attacking Iran and the desperation in his voice will cause half of you to have a panic attack.
NOT from *what* he is saying but *how* he is saying it.
Like, I don't have panic attacks but I have to regulate my breathing right now to get back to baseline.
So if you're prone, don't go looking for it. Same old bullshit anyway.
Oh hey! No allergies this week before the holiday that is the 1st Sunday, after the 1st full moon, after the Spring Equinox.
Cool.
And yes there's been a layer of pollen and yesterday (sunny) it smelled good and alive outside. So I don't think it's a matter of the climate system but of my system.
I wonder if the other side of the moon (facing away from us) has been hit with more meteors than usual the past few months 🤔
During full moons obviously.
So gas seems to be stable now.
And by that, I mean it is steadily going up 5 cents every day or so.
4.85 - 20th
4.99 - 21st
5.05 - 29th
5.10 - 30th
5.15 - 1st
Totally random.
Everytime I see the word "barley" I think about how it is the basis for measuring distance and volume, both Imperial and metric.
Barley.
It's good in soup too.
Even sites of big names all look alike now.
Back in the day, I'd go to Madonna, Rolling Stones, and Richie Sambora websites for inspiration.
Now, meh.
So churn 'em out quick and fast
And we'll still pat your back
Cause we need what we can get
To launch another dozen acts
Are you working
Bitterfingers
Elton John / Bernie Taupin
1975
The comment section is 🔥
The military is breeding aliens and humans?
Congressman Burchett has been briefed but won't say and thinks we have a right to know. Also thinks we would become unhinged if we did.
He also said Trump is in the dark on a need to know basis.
Ok then.
So... No man left behind...
Unless you blow them to smithereens first?
😵😵😵😵😵😵
Right then.
Film score music this time. No lyrics. No words, except at the end.
Daily #LEGO Briefing
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@kschroder@mastodon.world
Also a masto technical note. I just happened upon your toys by accident. They do not show up in my mentions. It looks like you quoted me but it looks like I don't get notified by a quote (seems like we should. I'm pretty sure Twitter did) Anyway, and the other toot didn't mention my name at all.
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"... And it was absolutely spectacular. One of the interesting things that happens when you look at a moon that inherently just looks different is the darker parts just aren't quite in the right place..."
Darker parts? I'm assuming she means the craters? Or is she talking about a sliver of darkness? 🤔
"...and something about you senses that is not the moon that I'm used to seeing..."
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@elfin@mstdn.social @GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai
Aha! Found it. I like this
https://youtu.be/3Sn6njCHCNA
Chasing Abbey - ÍORÓNTA (Lyric Video)
Music therapy for the morning:
Captain Fantastic & the Brown Dirt Cowboy
Elton John
full album
1975
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG0W27j3Wle3v00d8Os8Jjrp_XEkbIin5
Huh. This is a new vibe from Anonymous.
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@elfin@mstdn.social
You know "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes? This is her (Linda Perry) latest...
https://youtu.be/cla8jnGiCfo
Linda Perry - Let It Die Here (Official Audio)
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@elfin@mstdn.social
Brain is at simple levels. It's 4 o'clock in the morning
(damn it)
I still live to be able to organically quote Elton at 4am
#SomeoneSavedMyLifeTonight