Open post jprestonian @jprestonian@thegem.city · 38mo ago Replying to @Popehat@mastodon.social @Popehat@mastodon.social Would alt-text have helped me comprehend this?
Open post jprestonian @jprestonian@thegem.city · 26mo ago Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social <p>I'm weird and I approve this message.</p><p>Remember people: "Normal" is a setting on the dryer. </p><p>There is no such thing. </p><p>We are all "weird" to someone. No biggie.</p> @VeroniqueB99 Normal weird people can OWN their weird. Abnormal, maladapted people can only deny theirs .It's the ultimate tell for a narcissist. No laughing at themselves, ever. And laughter, rarely.
Open post jprestonian @jprestonian@thegem.city · 34mo ago Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social <p>Look, I'm not asking you to support my Patreon because my facts hopefully bring a little joy to your day.</p><p>I'm not asking because it's cool to support small creative projects.</p><p>I'm not even asking because I can barely afford to pay rent.</p><p>I'm simply asking because Ruby demands that I buy more treats. I'm afraid to tell her no. She may be tiny and cute, but she has a very threatening aura.<br /><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p> @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social A gorgeous trap-n-release kitteh!
Open post jprestonian @jprestonian@thegem.city · 29mo ago Replying to @serge@babka.social <p>Non-Jews and Non-Jews only,</p><p>Like and or Boost this post if you support Jews being safe.</p> @serge@babka.social I'm not a big fan of that Yahoo feller.
Open post jprestonian @jprestonian@thegem.city · 37mo ago Replying to @IsaacOstlund@mastodon.world <p>In 2017 a man, after some thought, had a simple but genius idea and took a camera on a Southwest flight from Portland, Oregon to St. Louis and captured one of the most breathtaking images of all time.</p><p>Jon Carmichael's "108" is probably my favorite <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/eclipse" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>eclipse</span></a> image and provokes introspection every time I see it.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/space" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>space</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/astronomy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>astronomy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/astrophotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>astrophotography</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>photography</span></a></p> @IsaacOstlund@mastodon.world This was no chance shot. This was, with an HTC phone.
Open post jprestonian @jprestonian@thegem.city · 38mo ago Replying to @7leaguebootdisk@mindly.social @kilpatds@mastodon.social @jprestonian@thegem.city @Popehat@mastodon.social going back and reading 10y of Popehat tweets would though. @7leaguebootdisk@mindly.social @kilpatds@mastodon.social @Popehat@mastodon.social Ain't nobody got time for that!
Open post jprestonian @jprestonian@thegem.city · 41mo ago Replying to @LadyDragonfly@universeodon.com <p>"Welcome to our gander reveal party!" </p><p>"Don't you mean..."</p><p>"No."</p><p>Geese emerge from everywhere. There are no fireworks. Only geese. There are no balloons. Only chaos. There are no genders. Only honk.</p> @LadyDragonfly@universeodon.com No genders? Take a gander!