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@joschi@hachyderm.io
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#SoftwareEngineering #Java #Kotlin #DadJokes #DistributedSystems

854 Followers
1029 Following
20 Posts
Joined December 31, 2023
Keyoxide:
https://keyoxide.org/1ea6c4f845272cb75c325a6712143be87aeaa321
GitHub:
https://github.com/joschi/
Bluesky:
https://bsky.app/profile/joschi.work
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@svenk@chaos.social @josephcox@infosec.exchange At this point I wouldn't be surprised to find references to the Spotify backup distributed by Anna's Archive. 😂
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@GeePawHill@mastodon.social Wait, that isn’t a typo? I always thought it’s *fair-left* as an opposite to unfair-right.
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@malteengeler And of course as always a recommendation to read "IBM and the Holocaust". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_and_the_Holocaust
en.wikipedia.org
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@GeorgEhring@social.cologne Der Artikel ist vom 8. Mai 2024, also zwei Jahre alt. Vermutlich hat sich seitdem nur wenig zum Besseren gewendet.
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@viermalbe Kennst du https://rivva.de @rivva
rivva.de

Rivva

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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago
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@marcoarment@mastodon.social You've made a typo in "topgrade". https://github.com/topgrade-rs/topgrade
GitHub

GitHub - topgrade-rs/topgrade: Upgrade all the things

Upgrade all the things. Contribute to topgrade-rs/topgrade development by creating an account on GitHub.

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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@rtyler I have to admit that I'm really happy that GitHub engineering seems to be centered on the US west coast and I'm in Europe. I can usually work the whole day and when it's time to call it a day, GitHub outages remind me that I should stop working now.
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@jeffowski Original tweet: https://xcancel.com/Cavalorn/status/1248925065812598785 Referenced paper: https://scholar.google.com/citations?view_op=view_citation&hl=en&user=lEax8dkAAAAJ&sortby=pubdate&citation_for_view=lEax8dkAAAAJ:ufrVoPGSRksC
xcancel.com

Verifying your browser…

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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 8mo ago
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@rotnroll666 @VQuaschning Alle reden über Lifestyle-Teilzeit. Lasst uns mal über Lifestyle-Politiker reden…
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

Eternal September? Ever heard of Eternal Household Chores? 😮‍💨
#adulting

hachyderm.io

Hachyderm.io

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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@operative@mastodon.social ASUS ZenWifi devices can do that. I'm using two ASUS ZenWiFi AX (XT8) at home connected with a dedicated 5 GHz wireless band which work quite well.
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@britter@chaos.social @Aurimas@androiddev.social Yay, EU data protection laws. 😉
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@rotnroll666 I guess the hope is that by then local inference is good and fast enough to not make this lethal for commercial customers. Well, I’m afraid we’ll see how this plays out.
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

RE: @bt_first_said@mastodon.social

Die Kaskade an Bots ist auch ein wenig witzig.

mastodon.social

Bundestag First Said: "Pöbelpartei" - Mastodon

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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

Me, spending an hour to set up a child account in iCloud so that the little one can use an iPad for 15 minutes a day only to find out that iPadOS doesn't support multiple accounts on a device. iOS and macOS naturally do.

FML and WTF is up with iPadOS?!

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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@raroun @markus_netzpolitik Theoretisch kann das ganze ohne US-Infrastruktur laufen, derzeit nur nicht ohne Code einer US-Firma. BlackSky hat gezeigt, dass ein eigener Appview mit eigenen PDS durchaus möglich ist und das läuft dann auch ohne Bluesky noch weiter.
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@britter @rotnroll666 The current memory crisis will subside once it’s clear whether the demand stays stable or whether it’s an unusual spike. Memory vendors will scale up their production capabilities if it’s a stable increase in demand. Unfortunately that will take a while and until then hardware for consumers will stay scarce and expensive.
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 19mo ago
Replying to
@OchmennoPodcast 😁
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ayoli@diaspodon.fr Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV6UzttgSrw/
instagram.com
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joschi @joschi@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green There was an interesting analysis of the article on Bluesky. https://bsky.app/profile/andymasley.bsky.social/post/3mlhq73tovk2i
Bluesky Social

Andy Masley (@andymasley.bsky.social)

When the utility noticed the problem, they sent the data center a retroactive bill for all the water, for $147,474 covering ~29M gallons. The data center paid it. That's all that happened.

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