Não tenho nada contra que as pessoas acreditem em histórias da carochinha e adorem a criatura imaginária que lhes der na real gana.
Mas confesso que me irrita que tentem rebentar-me com os tímpanos.
Na minha própria casa.
#procissão ou o diabo
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Jorge Candeias
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Dia em que não aprenda alguma coisa é dia perdido.
AVISO: Esta conta pode conter ironia, sarcasmo, política, boa ortografia e ficção científica. Fascistas=sionistas=tankies=block.
(this account is experimenting with being searchable)
Hashtags:
#FicçãoCientífica - auto-explicativa
#LampadaMagica - para coisas que vêm do blogue
#fedi22 - just because
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RE: @cdarwin@c.im
Such behaviour should determine the immediate end of the whole project and the confiscation of the land and everything in it.
O inconsciente é uma coisa do caraças.
Ontem não conseguia dormir nem por nada. Tive todos os incomodozinhos possíveis e imaginários a impedir-me de adormecer, dei voltas e mais voltas na cama. Nada.
Já passava das 7 da manhã quando o inconsciente veio finalmente ao consciente. Será que me esqueci de pôr a máquina da loiça a lavar?
Levantei-me e fui ver. Tinha preparado tudo e depois esqueci-me de a ligar.
Liguei. Voltei para a cama. Cinco minutos depois estava a dormir.
Mas que merda é esta?
Exigir aos pais comprovativo de trabalho para que os filhos tenham acesso à educação?!
Mas que merda é esta?
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/117343709562198742
LMAO! What a story! 😂
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It just hit me that the only ones who'll reply 1 in this will be Anglos. Other monolinguals won't understand the question. 😂
Then again, most monolinguals on the Internet are Anglos, I suppose, so it's fine.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/117283339401515340
As Takei would say, "Oh myyyy"! 😂
Here's the definitive argument against Fahrenheit: when you say that someone has "a room temperature IQ", in fahrenheit it's still somewhat normal, even if to the lower side.
In celsius, though? That's a 20 something IQ right there.
Savage. Absolutely savage.
Fahrenheit to the bin already.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116983104223732000
Again, I know greying out Greenland is a meme, but, really, what's unclear about what the current opinion is in the country?
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@EUCommission Happy fedibirthday, but you do know you could (should?) do a LOT more to promote the Fediverse and its usage, don't you?
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116873736360856012
Terrible maps?
Nah.
This one is entirely accurate.
I mean, the only thing wrong in it is the "no data" label for Greenland. Greenland is Belgium all the way as well.
Quoting
Who everyone is supporting in today’s USA vs Belgium match
TY
@TerribleMaps@zpravobot.news
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@stefan@stefanbohacek.online Weird. Why don't they just use the active users, as pretty much everyone else does?
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Top guy is an idiot. He just has to turn the lid 90 degrees and there, no problem at all.
I won't even say what the bottom guys are. I'd be here all day.
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@randahl@mastodon.social Let's hope you're right.
I'm not so sure they won't try to steal it. It's something the fascists tend to do.
Sem comentários.
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@stefan@stefanbohacek.online Yelling?
You sure?
OK, then.
YOU'VE GOT A TYPO IN "HOW TO JOIN MASTODON": "ARE TWO SERVERS RUN BE THE SAME PEOPLE..." SOULD BE "ARE TWO SERVERS RUN BY THE SAME PEOPLE..."
Hey, it's constructive. And yelling. Just as you wanted. :)
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116879811747403739
Hahahaha
(and don't apologize to Hergé... the dude was a great comic book creator but was also a pretty racist sob)
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@mattblaze@federate.social Just block and move on, man.
Whenever one of those crosses my feed (which isn't common, thank goodness) that's what I do. And I don't ever dignify them with aknowledging their existence, unless I feel like giving them a last goodbye that day.
Some people are just dumb. Nothing you can do about it. All you can do is protect yourself from their stupidity.
No need to justify posting your photos. Or whatever else you post. Just shrug and keep posting what you want.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116857572254147603
Hahahaha. Damn. That was savage.
Warranted. But savage. 😂
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@john_fisherman@mastodon.social @df@s.dfaria.eu É só corruptos por aqui. Só corruptos!
(era um saco azul, rapaz)
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@Heliograph@mastodon.au @stefan@stefanbohacek.online LOL!
My lazy H strikes again.
(seriously: the H in this keyboard has been giving me a hard time since the day I bought it. Sometimes it just forgets that I pressed it)
Somando a típica burrocracia tuga aos delírios securitários cheganos o resultado vai ser carradas de disparates destes.
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@stefan@stefanbohacek.online Perhaps. Taking care of a 96 year old mother and trying to get some work done in the spaces between isn't conductive to travelling, alas.
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@stefan@stefanbohacek.online I can't. I'm too far south.
(I get to enjoy the heat, though. There's that)
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@HamonWry Not one: two.
The US and Russia.
They're running headlong to see which one blows up first.
(I'm betting on Russia; America has more resources; it'll take longer. Not much longer, but longer)
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@joaopinheiro Aí é que está o ponto. Tu, e muitos outros dos que aqui andam, identificam o crescimento com o afã de ganhar dinheiro (ou obter informação, o que vai dar ao mesmo) dos media sociais corporativos.
Mas o crescimento não é isso. É independente disso.
Ou seja: o crescimento em si mesmo não tem nada de mal. O que o pode tornar mau é os motivos que tem por trás.
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@stefan You're probably right about that last point.
In any case, it's an uphill battle. Herd effects are very, very difficult to fight. Especially with the kind of anti-herd culture we have here. Which is great, for the most part, but is also a major drag to growth.
We could try to replicate the twitter growth story, bringing in politicians and then journalists... but a good chunk of the fedizens would be immediately up in arms against those "clout-seekers". 🤷♂️
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@stefan There's only one major weakness in that argument: their friends and celebrities they like are still locked in outside of the federated web, which works for the outside as just another isolated node.
That's one of the main reasons why many people try us out and then leave. And that's why I don't think the argument really works for many folks.
I don't know. Maybe we should frame being here as activism for a better future.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116490302857516343
I had to do a double take with this one. 😂
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@joaopinheiro @stefan I think the Fediverse is about creating a better social media environment for everyone. You can't do that without growth.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116937260275621841
Tomorrow?
How about all the 187635 lies he'll tell until tomorrow?
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@joaopinheiro@kolektiva.social E porque foi que me incluíste nesta resposta, pá? Agora fiquei confuso.
And to think this was originally a grunge song. Great #music is beyond genre.
And this woman... holy cow can she sing.
Hehehehe
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OK, o que funciona agora com o Quiosque, no Mastodon:
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Excluir os resultados vindos do Público, com um filtro (o que tem o efeito secundário de que se mais alguém publicar um link para o Público também vai ser apanhado no filtro... era porreiro haver filtros específicos conta a conta).
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Pôr o Quiosque numa lista própria e exclui-lo do feed "Home".
Sem isso, é flood contínuo de notícias repetidas do Público.
RE: @leaderscartel@mastodon.social
Yeah, well, the same goes for Ukraine, I guess.
RE: https://flipboard.com/@euronews/europe-news-vn516gnfz/-/a-26gLgxyFQp6I63ikcwze4g%3Aa%3A89340020-%2F0
That's rich, coming from a country who has a toddler as president, constantly tearing apart everything he puts his signature on.
Fuck US trade representative and whatever he says.