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hey hi h ello! i am a geek with a c ompletely broken sense of humor. i like music, video games, art, books, and shitpostin g about music, video games, art, and books.
resident softbeing
sufferer of terminal butts disease (this means i am always thinking about them. i do not have prostate cancer)
c ontrary to popular belief i am nOT straight but in fact a bicycle or whatever the h ell it's called. byes eck shoo all
i identify as a s omething. this m ay change. you never know
i will sometimes speak entirely in meme. this is normal and not at all weird in the slightest.
h ornyposting is always a possibility,, stay on yer toes (i wil l cw these, f ear not)
weaknesses: cute girls, cute boys, tickles, cute [people] calling me cute, cute [people] calling me funny, interesting mathematical or sciencey questions, Wikipedia, the surface of the sun, bone-steel weapons, stygian iron, good sci-fi or fantasy books, list-making, irony, the aspect of death, too much electricity, really heavy books, list-making, repetition, my hatred of LLMs, good music, chiptune, cool guitar, twinks, girltwinks, getting punched in the solar plexus, stolen glasses, getting pinned against walls, :(){ :|:& };:, Ba'al the Soul Eater, goths of any sort, artists of any sort, robot girls, kindness, cute [people] with glasses, Soundgarden, and spending too much time on art. i think tha t is all of them. might add more later
robot-person-creature maybe. this is a test. testing. serial designation in name.
certified dumbass goober who says "good heavens" and "perchance" unironically
when i use periods or other real punctuation im usually being earnest and trying to communicate genuinely. there is always the possibility that im doing a bit tho
we lives in a country that elected a citrus-themed clown to lead it. we hates it! [angry_serkis.png]
if you r ead this specific sentence i owe you a hug irl. unless you are mean to me. then you get n othing
Only the true loser has the eyes to see.
https://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/User:Psychoticpotato
single. open to a relationship !!!!
**tESTIMONIALS **
"you have white twink vibes" -@alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
"Psychotic "Poppin' Pussy" Potato" -V like Void Reaver
"Holy shit, he's John Helldiver" -RandomArtist
"gay" -Holly
"you look like if PirateSoftware had a brother" -some dude in the Risk of Rain 2 Discord
"retard" -Burrito
"honorary member of the Generation Three Grittites" -Rob Schrab
more to come...
** QUOTeS (by me)**
"Ties don't change the 67"
"Uwaah~!"
more to come!!! once i find my quote book
resident softbeing
sufferer of terminal butts disease (this means i am always thinking about them. i do not have prostate cancer)
c ontrary to popular belief i am nOT straight but in fact a bicycle or whatever the h ell it's called. byes eck shoo all
i identify as a s omething. this m ay change. you never know
i will sometimes speak entirely in meme. this is normal and not at all weird in the slightest.
h ornyposting is always a possibility,, stay on yer toes (i wil l cw these, f ear not)
weaknesses: cute girls, cute boys, tickles, cute [people] calling me cute, cute [people] calling me funny, interesting mathematical or sciencey questions, Wikipedia, the surface of the sun, bone-steel weapons, stygian iron, good sci-fi or fantasy books, list-making, irony, the aspect of death, too much electricity, really heavy books, list-making, repetition, my hatred of LLMs, good music, chiptune, cool guitar, twinks, girltwinks, getting punched in the solar plexus, stolen glasses, getting pinned against walls, :(){ :|:& };:, Ba'al the Soul Eater, goths of any sort, artists of any sort, robot girls, kindness, cute [people] with glasses, Soundgarden, and spending too much time on art. i think tha t is all of them. might add more later
robot-person-creature maybe. this is a test. testing. serial designation in name.
certified dumbass goober who says "good heavens" and "perchance" unironically
when i use periods or other real punctuation im usually being earnest and trying to communicate genuinely. there is always the possibility that im doing a bit tho
we lives in a country that elected a citrus-themed clown to lead it. we hates it! [angry_serkis.png]
if you r ead this specific sentence i owe you a hug irl. unless you are mean to me. then you get n othing
Only the true loser has the eyes to see.
https://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/User:Psychoticpotato
single. open to a relationship !!!!
**tESTIMONIALS **
"you have white twink vibes" -@alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
"Psychotic "Poppin' Pussy" Potato" -V like Void Reaver
"Holy shit, he's John Helldiver" -RandomArtist
"gay" -Holly
"you look like if PirateSoftware had a brother" -some dude in the Risk of Rain 2 Discord
"retard" -Burrito
"honorary member of the Generation Three Grittites" -Rob Schrab
more to come...
** QUOTeS (by me)**
"Ties don't change the 67"
"Uwaah~!"
more to come!!! once i find my quote book
0 Followers
0 Following
50 Posts
Stinkiness:
0!!!!!!!!!
Awesomeness:
1,000,000,000,000,000,000
Gayness:
solid 5/10
Posting:
83% shitposts
STR:
12
DEX:
16
CON:
9
INT:
5-17. it varies
WIS:
12
CHA:
11 (in an awkward-charm way)
Pronouns:
He/Himb or They/Themb
Age:
lost count after the first few centuries. or millennia. whichever one's longer
discord tag:
psych0ticpotato
significant other?:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@tillybridges@mastodon.social
hi guys
it is never okay to comment on a photo of a woman with “i’d do you”
stop it forever
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@greatlaketrout@noc.social @benroyce@mastodon.social chill with the aversarialism and be a little more slithery. a silver tongue ain’t necessarily a bad thing
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@benroyce@mastodon.social @greatlaketrout@noc.social my issue with the democrats is that theyre a buncha fuckin pussies who dont actually do shit. they just beg for concessions like children. “Or I light the fuse and blow us all to kingdom come” get real
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@greatlaketrout@noc.social @benroyce@mastodon.social apathy + agression = literally no progress
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@greatlaketrout@noc.social @benroyce@mastodon.social much as i hate to admit it, you have a point. but that’s what happens in a hypercapitalist society. the ones with money will always be the ones with power
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@greatlaketrout@noc.social @benroyce@mastodon.social that said, theyre not fascists. they just need to grow a pair
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@lamb@transfem.social i actually went to an arcade (in a mall !!) on friday and met a trans woman who was wearing an “L’s many/Bitches few” shirt and it was fucking dope
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@Jes@labyrinth.zone lowkey forgot what the wii u pro con looked like.. havent pulled that thing out in a while
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this post made my jaw go a little slack
RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/d3a0c47c-c1fc-405d-ae3d-3e146809c213
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im gonna piss, listen to exactly one song, and then go to sleep. goognightfedi
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@lamb@transfem.social if society didnt fucking kill malls this would be a whole lot easier to answer
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posts like this are exactly why i have a Nyxotine addiction
RE: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/677b220a-9e36-4769-954f-abafa360ec4e
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GOP stands for Grouchy Old People
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one week since kam’s last post; praise Hank
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@lamb@transfem.social it’s a mutliplayer game whicjh is a bit harder to make artful,, but Landfall manages
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@karppinen BEEG KITTEH
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gotta get this post on a shirt
RE: https://transfem.social/notes/ai6yu3dyqfo0123y
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@tillybridges@mastodon.social o i know that you were making a point (in fact, i reposted it because i agree!) but it does also apply to cis women. it applies to everyone! sexual harassment is not cool regardless of gender identity.
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the funniest part about this is that some companies dont know what century theyre in so they call themselves shit like Anthropic
RE: https://wetdry.world/@nonfedimemes/115849080070832239
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@lamb@transfem.social b-but.. i haven’t even griped about corporate america yet!
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@tillybridges@mastodon.social i literally said i agree with you. i reposted your original thing because it’s a good message and then also put a More General Version out there because that’s also a good message. there is no need for you to get this pressed lmao
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jellyfriend is lowkey the best account on fedi
…aside from mine, of course.
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@lamb@transfem.social i think he may have forgotten how at this point
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i just scrolled through a profile that reminded me why all 4/8/whateverchan and twitter users need to be rounded up and shot
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Speak! (Speak!) I don’t get it
Should I ignore the fashion or go by the book?
I don’t want it, I just want your eyes fixated on me
Coming back, oh, coming back around the fur
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o, fucketh thyself off. i am not merely a jester.
RE: https://dirtyknight.life/objects/412c2ace-0e11-4ba6-a0f2-44076d1f679f
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@lamb@transfem.social i just mean in general but yeah.. she does the jon stewart thing (scribble_)
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@lamb@transfem.social you wanna know a game that is art? Rounds. fucjing. it’s got such a uniquely silly and ssimple vibe to it that also makes it that much more surprisingly replayable., you can go backk to it and find things thaty ou completely missed out on the first tim e
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