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Nephew started dating a girl named Trinity.
Am I supposed to just not start calling him Neo? That doesn't seem fair to me.
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Jon in Albany
@joninalbany@beige.party
mastodon 4.6.6Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.
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You've got to love Penzy's Spices troll game.
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Baby Got Laid Back
#NonchalantSongs#HashtagGames
You know that thing where you eat kind of healthy in front of a blood draw, and then as soon as they have their blood you eat like a moron?
That's my morning plan.
Part of me wants to keep eating pretty healthy and lose some weight, but most of me wants to eat a pie.
The Scarecrow and Mattress King
#SleepyTVShows#HastagGames
Rough week at the office.
The Gneiss Is Right
So I made 2 pizzas for the family with the two little girls that picked the pizza sign...
yes, I put pineapple on a pizza for them.
Say Yes to the Toga
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@RickiTarr if I sleep through the night, an edible was involved. At 4 this morning, there were regrets.
90210ysters
Republican boomer neighbors came back from wherever they go for the winter.
It was a nice few months.
I cannot believe how much easier everything would be if I could just remember where I put something down.
The Dog Whisperer with Et Tu, Cesar Milan
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@RickiTarr@beige.party I don't remember too many specific dishes because my mother isn't that good a cook. She had a few things that stood out. I remember a French Hamburger that was good, basically ground beef with some milk soaked bread shaped into patties and pan fried.
The thing I remember most about her cooking was that everything was better cold the next day. There was no microwave back then, so leftovers were cold. I still eat leftovers cold.
Yacht Roast
The "JD Vance is a couch fucker" bit never grows old.
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@neauoire@merveilles.town It's engineering units. I have an old folding rule, inches on one side and tenths on the other. It can be confusing. Anyhow, if you were working off plans with measurements in tenths, it is easier to use this kind of tape than converting numbers on site.
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@adhdeanasl@beige.party that looks like the kind of soaked through that a bourbon would help
CollarsUp Greens
Larry, how did you avoid being named Daryl?
The couch fucker jokes just keep giving
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@Wallflower@beige.party between the job, weather and other commitments, there hasn't been pizza time. Almost made some pan pizzas a week or two ago, but we ended up busy.
Fingers crossed for Saturday. Moving a kid to Boston on Sunday though.
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@Wallflower@beige.party only 1? I wasn't planing to Wang Chung tonight, but now just getting down tonight doesn't seem like enough.
Had to change my password at work today. It's stupid that a password is good for 365 days, but a vulnerability on day 366. For the next 3 weeks I will have to enter the old password, be told that is wrong, and then enter the new password.
It's the computer version of writing the wrong year for all of January.
Buckaroo, why is there a watermelon there?
At my nephew's lacrosse game. A parent keeps yelling "Run!" at the players.
Great advice coach. That's like yelling "Catch it!" to a baseball outfielder.
I've spent the last week in California for a conference. You know how if you are in a different country, just your clothes and body language make you stand out as an American...
I am clearly not from California.
Boot Scootin' Cootie
Last Tectonic Standing
no you're a crazy person
Forecast for today is 40% chance of flurries this afternoon, but a 100% chance of #pizza for dinner.
Fast Times at Ridgemont the Tide is High
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@Wallflower@beige.party i haven't made pizza since mid March. Been too long and it's starting to drive me nuts. Mostly rain this week but I'm keeping my eye on Saturday.
Up for debate tonight, can you fix stupid?
Saint Peter Venkman
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@aatoskoivulainen@mstdn.social never done it, but maybe a baking soda/water paste? you'd need to let that air dry completely before reheating. maybe dry it in a low oven too before going to pizza temps.
@APBBlue@thepit.social set a course for adventure!
Just went down to the building newsstand to grab a tea. Lady checking out in front of me was getting two 20 ounce cans of Red Bull and a sad slice of pepperoni pizza.
Enjoy your afternoon heart palpitations.
I'd like to make a motion to invalidate Kansas.
Just reviewed a project for Heathen Creek Road, which is a much better street name than my street named after a flower I never knew existed before moving here.
Can you imagine the fun spelling that out on the phone for deliveries?
"Yes, that's Heathen like a godless pagan or maybe a druid....Creek Road."
It would never grow old.
Made another salad for lunch. One of the "pitted" olives was not actually pitted.
So eating healthy is now also trying to kill me.
The Albany Airport, where the TSA pre check line is longer than the regular line, and it is faster to park in long term parking than in the expensive garage out front.
Han Pollo
#ChickenAnything#HashtagGames
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@archaeohistories@ohai.social this is one of my favorite concrete stories. I have presented it as an intermission between concrete topics.