Log in Register

Paige Chat Timeline Gallery Friends Email Drive DNS Private DNS Domains VPN Kairo Nerve

Remote

Havard Havard

@jhavard@mastodon.social

mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06

Open on mastodon.social

Do not listen to this man.

0 Followers

0 Following

26 Posts

Joined November 18, 2017

Web:

https://sevensages.org/

Bots:

https://teamwaiting.com/

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@kyle_pegasus @zzt stinkmgrd also handles logging for all processes, configures your network, makes toast in the morning, syncs time to the galactic standard reference source, and emulates the Atari 2600. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions.

11

5

2

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@zzt @scott @kyle_pegasus Worst part is that every single one of those is emulated just to test out the maximum theoretical limit, and not even emulated accurately. He keeps reverting the fix that sends the actual init string to the device by claiming nobody is using a real Stinkwriter these days, even though the patch was submitted by someone actually working at Stinkfield Technology.

5

0

3

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

3

0

2

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@randy_s@mefi.social @apLundell@timeloop.cafe @wohali@timeloop.cafe I want to imagine their treachery is that they finally went in for back surgery to correct an injury due to a freak hot tubbing accident and after that and physical therapy wound up a quarter inch too tall.

2

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Eating chicken in the car wash

1

1

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 11mo ago

Replying to

@eamon @depereo @fluffy @jk Yeah, I was going to ask him for a pre-emptive block just in case I curse his name out of frustration.

2

2

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 11mo ago

Replying to

@fluffy @jk Glad I'm not the only one that feels this way. My hot take is that Microsoft is going to get out of the desktop OS business entirely since they make all their money off subscriptions. It will be replaced with linux. They even hired the systemd guy...

1

8

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

And before you say, "but lemon", of course lemon is acceptable. It's still a tree.

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

actually, that's 43 domains. it was 44 a few days but I gave away icant.io to someone

0

1

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

Being unable to let go of a joke domain will be the end of me.

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

And apparently I bought the game in 2017.

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@film_girl What's My JND? 0.0049 Can you beat it? https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/?r=AeUfKP__w_F9 On a cheap laptop.

What

keithcirkel.co.uk

What

Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Just made myself sad by looking at the RIAA gold/platinum/diamond certifications. People not buying music is, sadly, not a new phenomenon. It's also ridiculous that Kidz Bop Kids have sold more records than Billie Eilish.

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Always remember the human on the other side, unless it's a Google product. Fuck Google and anyone that works there.

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Added bacon to my chicken fried rice now I want chicken bacon ranch fried rice.

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Ranch drizzle.

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Longstanding childhood trauma from the time your ice cream fell off the cone.

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Drive-thru prayer barn

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

A root CA compromise would be disastrous, so we should demand that the CA/Browser forum mandate that root certificates be rolled over every 7 hours to protect the entire world.

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Stolen from discord:

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@NanoRaptor The bun has been observed.

0

0

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@rstevens@mastodon.social FYI store.dieselsweeties.com still broken as linked from the main site. People need to be disappointed they can't buy the "Did you back up your data today?" coffee mugs because they're not available, not because "The store is unavailable"

0

1

0

0

Havard Havard @jhavard@mastodon.social

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@rstevens@mastodon.social Only if it's... on device...

0

0

0

0

Tor hidden service


              elekhj7afj4qnrr4yd3bkzslsyo5jgfxw3orgjkhlcxifueodybyiiad.onion

I2P eepsite


              j6b6cyk6gjmepjih7jjadxgxvvf3lzzujljuu2v4biemzpg3naya.b32.i2p

Platform

Email
Chat
Timeline
VPN
DNS

Company

About
Contact
FAQ
Lite (no JS)

Legal

Terms of Service
Privacy Policy
Transparency Report
Report Abuse
Warrant Canary
VPN Policy

Support

support@elektrine.com
Report Security Issue

Mail client setup IMAP mail.elektrine.com:993 POP3 mail.elektrine.com:995 SMTP mail.elektrine.com:465

© 2026 Elektrine. All rights reserved. Server: 02:13:10 UTC