the only national boundary Lily respects is the window screen #InternationalCatDay #Caturday
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jeffron
@jeffron@ohai.social
mastodon 4.7.2Twitter refugee. Sometime postal worker, nursing assistant. Cat and dharma things. Accidental Canadian. I’d rather be outdoors than in here
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Joined November 20, 2022
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the heat, 4th of July ennui, or the 2026 Boston Red Sox - one of them has this cat down #Caturday
fire: for when you really, really need to get out of a toxic relationship #Monsterdon
the scariest thing so far has been Charlton Heston #Monsterdon
swamp witch is my favorite #Monsterdon trope
like every monarch, King Minos harshes the mellow #Monsterdon
i think that vampire island space witch just likes watching him flex #monsterdon
Replying to
@thegreenpagesBC@mstdn.social @RickiTarr@beige.party Odin’s Day comes before Thor’s Day is the way
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did Junior even have fangs in this movie #Monsterdon
SUKI’S MINE! *best vampire Bill voice* #Monsterdon
welcome to our fancy dress ball have you met our swamp witch? #Monsterdon
explain that one, Mr. OSHA inspector #Monsterdon
lol they are running back #Monsterdon
miss the old days when a doctor’s visit involved a free medical story of horror and madness #Monsterdon
Lou’s default expression is ‘trying to solve a hard math problem’ #Monsterdon
the alternate director’s cut that’s 75 minutes of a blank screen and screaming #Monsterdon
as a former delusional postal worker can confirm talking to Little People often is accurate #Monsterdon
oh no i have THE GIGGLES #Monsterdon
the actor just wandered into a factory and found this old guy and they ran with it #Monsterdon
oh no L Ron Hubbard #Monsterdon
he’s got Ponch vibes #Monsterdon
have they gotten to the philatelic items up for auction yet #Monsterdon
Five wives and Vincent Price, there’s a Utah joke in there somewhere #Monsterdon
oh dear this is getting cringe #Monsterdon
well zombies being nihilists kinda tracks #Monsterdon
“the castle Arrrgh our quest is at an end” #Monsterdon
that few weeks in 1980 when a certain type of insufferable kid declared his name change and said I AM CALLED HAWK to anyone in shouting distance #Monsterdon
Get Lee to a nun…oh forget it #Monsterdon
really need to bring back filing of ‘insanity complaints’ #Monsterdon
that is an aggressively stupid mustache #Monsterdon
lovely use of matte painting there #Monsterdon
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@elaterite@mastoart.social if we can get through this we will have accomplished something - the Survived Zarkorr Merit Badge #Monsterdon
great now I never want to touch a library book again #Monsterdon
best end credits song #Monsterdon
death bed request: Santa #Monsterdon
does now mean…banana? #Monsterdon
oh great The Cosmic Horrors Police #Monsterdon
“Fertility rights were practiced here, they say.”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
#Monsterdon
she’s just having a flashback to librarian school #Monsterdon
now that everyone is armed the drinking can really start #Monsterdon