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oh no! vincent price!
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yeah, david, go on down to the scene of the crime you're trying to set up and get yourself shot.
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never before has a young woman hated a player organ so much!
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and now we're gonna dunk him in the acid? isn't that gonna make it a little hard to prove he's dead so you two can get married later?
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people. i really thought the whole idea of the Split Up plan was to all stay in your rooms the whole time. why are we all out randomly wandering the halls?
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lady, you could simply NOT follow the cat, you know.
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Vincent and his Short King boyfriend are finally free.
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fair enough. if i woke up to a taxidermied fox on my chest, i'd probably shriek too.
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what are all these mummified statues in his sex dungeon? why kind of-- actually, you know what. nevermind.
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and this is why you aren't mean to cats. the end.
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"if i'm murdered before i find a way out, i won't come back and getcha. *shrug* "
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"nervous contraction"
i'd be nervous too if i were in a coffin.
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she wasn't born, she was created fully formed from Odin's forehead.
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bro! bro, do not approach the acid vat! how hard is that to understand?
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just gonna let her rot up here? Secret Bedroom's gonna get pretty stinky, Vince.
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and if something's after you, you're supposed to close the door after you. does she know how doors work?
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Vincent Price very carefully being wrestled to the ground by a stuffed animal.
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(actually, don't tell me, i'm cool, but like, she right to be mad.)
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"we stayed in a small house on a hill"
was it haunted?
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oh my , taking her shoes off right there in full view of the butler and everything.
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you can't stay, you can't go, jeez, make up your minds.
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but for real tho, it's never a bad time with Mr Price. long live The Cat.
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ah yes, time to go up and visit Rebecca-- uh, i mean...
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one woman searches desperately to find the fan trying to blow her nightgown off
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i tried to kill a stray cat with a cabbage, aita
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Kenrick seems like a competent enough butler, so i assume these cobwebs are decorative.
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amazing, A+, great movie. more Vincent Price, please.
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one rich british aristocrat vs random wild fox. yeah, seems an equal contest of wits.
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oops. this is why you don't fuck around with party trick hypnotism.
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so, we've traded one dead wife for another? how has this man's life improved?
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those colored candles are psychedelic. chef's kiss.
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i think i saw this ruin in Castle of Caglisotro, didn't i?
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this adorable cat just out here having a great travel vacation. i don't know why this movie about to malign it so bad.
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people do realize that when they hear something on the other side of the door, they don't have to open the door, right?
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um, bro, why is there a wax model of your dead wife in a secret bedroom behind a perv mirror???
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