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sharkey 2025.5.2-dev-2+g5eaff5dI used to be new around here. Been a long while since then but I still don't know what I'm doing. What I do know is that hating is very fun 
I'm swedish, and I very much love my country. Du gamla du fria du fjällhöga nord
Very very bisexual, wears girl clothes sometimes. If you're lucky you'll get to see me in a dress every few years 
My amazing partnet @privateger@plasmatrap.com brought me here and is effectively my handler, so any complaints about my profile should be lodged at @admin@plasmatrap.com
(Keep in mind I am a moderator, so I can't guarantee your complaint won't be mysteriously lost in translation 
)
Oh and if you follow me, feel free to gimmie a DM and tell me what post sealed the deal for you
330 Followers
315 Following
44 Posts
Happy Bi Visibility Month
Actually... "Probably trans but I don't got time to worry about that rn" is more accurate 
RE: https://plasmatrap.com/notes/aqma73om8h
RE: https://plasmatrap.com/notes/aqma73om8hAnother morbillion trillion dollars to Ukraine (completely unironically, do this NOW)
Happy pride week to all Swedes and non-Swedes 
"I shouldn't have listened to the people and just given you Arch Linux" -Latte after the 3rd Pop_OS debug in like a month
Start going to therapy
Fedi use drops to almost 0
Many such cases
I've taken to gambling with myself to see if I remember a noun's gender in german
Sitting here at my desk like "der Bein der Bein der Bein... Das Bein, FUCK I'M RUINED"
Roleplaying a degenerate sports gambler is not an unhinged way to learn a language, no sir
I'm in a strange position where I'm annoyed enough by historical inaccuracies to not see the Odyssey
Though, unlike some people, by historical inaccuracies I mean that they're wearing Iron Armor with fucking brushes on their heads in the BRONZE AGE, while the environment of Greece and Turkey is portrayed like bleak, blue-brown Ingerland instead of the Mediterranean climate it's meant to be
It's just... As a director in 2026 making an adaptation of the most famous ancient Mediterranean epic of all time, why would you make it look like another boring western European knight flick
There was an opportunity to do something interesting here and instead we get this embarrassingly eurocentric "Odyssey"
Fedi users when they harass small instance owners and there are no more people who run small instances :o
Even if you found the EXTREMELY REASONABLE MODERATION DECISION objectionable, the reactions that came of it were truly embarrassing. As if running a constantly changing website with a hole and vulnerability filled shitass protocol wasn't stressful enough, now you gotta worry about being bridgaded and personally insulted to your face over even very obvious mod decisions.
I really wonder why we're bleeding competent admins, the environment is so friendly and not toxic
We'll see if Latte bothers to come back at all, if I was in his shoes I'd have left years ago
The fact this only got one like shows I'm too good for this place
RE: https://plasmatrap.com/notes/ah4q9vl6mj
If I see the Atomkraft Nein Danke (or the Swedish variant) logo on you I am stealing something out your house‼️
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@Apan@mastodon.social @Mastodon@mastodon.social One wonders what instances you're so upset they're blocking 🤨
Wouldn't happen to be the Nazi ones would it
Who came up with the Hedegehog anyways
Why are you, a little rat, carrying around 10 000 spikes
Here's an excerpt from Swedish ornitologist Reinhold Winter, 1906, translated to the best of my ability
"[The Great Tit] also has a trait which he gains no honor from - To catch bees in the cold of winter. He sits himself on the beehive, knocks powerfully with his beak on the same and thusly brings the attention of the door guards, who always keep themselves awake inside the warm arch of the giant hive, to himself. With Japanese bravery and without regard for death and the obvious risk of freezing to death, the first of the order makes his way outside to learn [what is happening], but he barely makes it into eyesight of the bandit outside before he is arrested and eaten whole. Then the [regrettable, evil] thief knocks again and the scene repeats, until the point where the ne'er-do-wells work has given him enough profit to satisfy the demands of the moment. It is obvious that if this continues for a month or two, the bee-peoples are decimated"
Gotta respect Hank Green for informing me of the fact that "Fish" as a category just isn't real and doesn't make any sense
Humans have a stronger claim to the title of fish than sharks
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@N33R@fops.cloud Wait until whoever made this meme realizes the place is literally named after a gate built by a guy named Balduran
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@privateger This is Varselklotet-core 
Such a good book... I wonder if it got translated into English
Such a good book... I wonder if it got translated into EnglishReplying to
"Why did you romance Gale"
Uh, just fucking look
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@privateger@plasmatrap.com I still think it's a shame you never finished that one story, I was absolutely hooked by the worldbuilding 
Cis He/Him but like... In a queer way
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I see why so many Germans apologized to me when I told them I wanted to learn this language
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@lain@lain.com Yeah what about that, what's wrong with that? I figure if this works, they're gonna move towards just that. What's with the whining over an objectively good thing?
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@flesh@transfem.social Androgynous nonbinary god, the most powerful being in the verse and being super dominating in conversation
This is more :celeste_hearts_bisexual: propaganda
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@privateger@plasmatrap.com I am hooked‼️
Got me thinking about the characters like 
days after reading
I'm a year into learning German and Genitiv still scares me