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I’ve always wanted to learn to juggle.

@jerry@infosec.exchange you'd think the TSA would be in favor of Donald Ducking it in the airport, y'know, for security reasons

@theorangetheme@en.osm.town @chillybot@infosec.exchange it definitely feels like a lot of people are having a real “never meet your heroes” moment, or something like that. I’m sure there’s an oddly specific German word for it that captures it perfectly, albeit in German.

@lina@mastodon.catgirl.cloud @soatok@furry.engineer I keep thinking, maybe I should just take up plumbing. Everybody needs to shit.

@cR0w @darfplatypus @chilly I’m too lazy to change mine but I love seeing all the fun new things people get up to with theirs. Moopsy is so hot right now.

@darfplatypus ooo new picture, very nice 👍

@jerry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8chWFuM-s

@da_667 @Viss @iagox86 @hrbrmstr Security is not an entry level position, probs a bit reductive, but at some point people do need to hire juniors. Everyone wants the unicorn. Ya'll. The people with years of experience, but for a bargain, the price of a junior. Nobody wants to be the one to glue a horn to a horse, they don't want to train a junior so they don't suck. Even if it's part of the job. This isn't unique to security. This is an epidemic of not hiring. Across multiple disciplines. An HR problem. At some point the would be juniors, fresh out of school, adapted and that meant fudging the resumes. Gotta put bread on the table somehow, those student loans aren't going to pay themselves and it's not like you can just go back to school. The system forced them to fake it till they make it, and so they're using the fake it till you make it machine. Break the cycle maybe?

Here’s a book by an indie author illustrated by a real artist to write an LGBTQ+ book with a chibi Baphomet. They’re just a little shy of meeting their kickstarter. Me & My Buddy Baph is a proudly queer children's book series perfect for ages 4-8 featuring a non-binary lil' goat named Baph! https://www.buddybaph.com/ https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/buddybaph/me-and-my-buddy-baph-double-feature

wtf Nicaragua

@darfplatypus@infosec.exchange Pentest: the most pent. adj.

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@trending/117011293149440748 @trending@live.acarsdrama.com EEEEEEEEEEE

@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org if the number of clowns involved is any indicator, it’s less of a game and more of a circus at this point. Maybe a rodeo since it’s in North America this year.

@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk aww no more “wall of shame”.