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Hurricane M :mstdn:

@herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
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From the original birdchan account (circa April 2009). 
#Caninetrovert. Misfit #Asian. #TKC. #AvGeek. Clean diet saboteur. #Childfree. Pro-#DEI #greenspaces #15mincities #3rdplaces #TorontoBlueJays.
All dog accounts are welcome. RW red pill bigots are not. #thirdculturekid #xennial

Personal account; views my own.
📍#YYZ

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261 Following
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Joined November 23, 2022
Pronouns:
she/her | also called Princess or Missy by some.
Ginger ale socialist:
NeverVoteConservative
3rd Culture Kid:
80s child | Xennial
Covid cautious:
8x vaxxed | pro-mask
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 3w ago

Whenever I see IG comments by women in cooking posts against #microwaves, it's so eye-rolling as these same women have no qualms about botox, lip fillers, chemical peels or other cosmetic surgery. Switch to a post about skincare and how many times do women mention tretinoin, which some hold as their holy grail. Calm the F down, you crunchy hypocrites.

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 3w ago
Replying to
@LALegault@newsie.social I blame all the #Conservative premiers who are starving #healthcare, #education & #environmentalProtections towards privatization of all our social safety nets. #enshittification of all public services that Canadians value.
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 3w ago

I hate when the mainstream media glorifies some of these sports athletes as "solid family men" whenever they make appearances with their #wags & families, especially when it's pretty clear they're sh*tstain excuses for humans.
I don't want to hear anything about #AlexFormenton or the other dirty players whenever they start families with whatever eye candy arm piece they manage to entrap.
Don't frame these POS as the ideal male standard, frame them as the failed upwards predators they are.
#nhl

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago

No funding for #OntarioScienceCentre repairs or to save #OntarioPlace, but yes to the private jet.
People who vote Conservative at all levels really are the worst. Don't @ me with your "fiscal savings/spending" BS.
#DougFord #Onpoli #PCPO #NeverVoteConservative

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
I am loving all these #fedidog #mastodog posts! If you're seeing a lot of dog retoots by me, it's bc I stumbled upon some random #dog posting happy hour 🐶 #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfFedi
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago

So they freely cuss now at #AnthonyFauci but not #taylorfarms? Make it make sense. #COVID19 #Cyclospora #cyclosporiasis

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
I was frustrated & to give myself a timeout to cool down & #selfregulate, I watched some short episodes of #NHKworldJapan's Cat's Eye View of #Japan. I'm not even a #cat person, but I mentioned this series in a previous post for those that are. Cat's Eye View of Japan is a series of short (5min), beautifully shot videos of different places around Japan featuring local resident cats. Videographer #IwagoMitsuaki shoots an array of sweeping views, close ups with cats & follows them as they patrol their neighbourhood. The only narration is him saying a few words to & about the cats, but otherwise it's all set to charming piano music. It's very #calming & he always features an interesting place you may not have heard of. https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/catseye/
A Cat's-Eye View of Japan | NHK WORLD-JAPAN
NHK WORLD

A Cat's-Eye View of Japan | NHK WORLD-JAPAN

Globe-trotting wildlife photographer and filmmaker, Iwago Mitsuaki, offers the best of a vast collection of cat footage he took in Japan. On this unique trip around the country, discover the lesser-known charms and customs of regions through the eyes of cats!

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
I never used the #Tubi app to watch anything, but today I fell down the rabbit hole watching #travel #food shows. I started with #TheIslandDiaries & hopped to other shows similar in vein to Stanley Tucci's Searching For Italy. Many are older #BBC lifestyle shows, but just as fascinating to discover local dishes, businesses, people & stories.
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
I'm watching the recorded highlights & playbacks of the #mlballstargame & the Philly marching band playing at & on the Red Carpet show are awesome. Fun, positive energy.
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@seanb@mstdn.ca#DougFord's gravy train. Way to go, #Conservatives & non voters. Keep shooting yourselves in the foot & making the rest of us collateral damage. #NeverVoteConservative
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@Jam123@mstdn.ca Big bidet wanted a slice of that pie
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 3mo ago
I discovered that in trying to stabilize fresh whipped cream using pudding mix (banana flavour), & then freezing it, makes some easy banana ice cream. #icecream #foodhacks
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jkirkendall@wandering.shop The cutest form of "nesting" 🧸
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The bear won't say "not all bears"
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@wim_v12e Louder for all the c-suite executives pushing #returntooffice #RTO mandates.
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@SitaDulip@gamepad.club I feel like I'm missing out for not having an #airfryer in 2026. Gasp! But I'm going to eventually ditch the cheap, crappy toaster oven with a combined airfryer one at some point. 🤞
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
#jimothy eerily reminds me of the robotic dogs in the #blackmirror Metalhead episode. The shape & movement is so similar (!)
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@Dexerto@flipboard.com @dexerto-Dexerto Why waste expensive eggs & toilet paper needed for #Cyclospora when you can both reclaim valuable parts from #flockcameras and reduce police-state #surveliiance #winwin
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Jacob Misiorowski had a custom jacket made with a photo of his dog Ember printed on his left inside pocket. Dude is TALL. #allstarredcarpetshow #milwaukeebrewers
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 4mo ago

Well, the #Snowbirds are going to be grounded after this year, & Thug Ford & his corrupt Cons are taking over #BillyBishop airport so jets can land & take off there.
So, all of you NIMBYs that bitch about how noisy the #airshow is annually will have to put your vote where mouth is & take out this godawful provincial #Conservative government.
#NeverVoteConservative #PCPO #Toronto #Onpoli #ytz

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago

#Toronto #readers I recommend checking out the Deer Park library branch near Yonge & St. Clair for withdrawn & donated #books for sale. Most TPL branches have an area for book sales, with proceeds benefitting the library.
I used to work nearby & always dropped in to browse, picking up some books here and there because they always had a large selection compared to other branches. I recently stopped in & there were a lot of #largeprintbooks for sale.
Prices are usually like $1-$2 for books depending on if it's softcover/paperback or hardcover. They have CDs & DVDs too if you're into #physicalmedia.
#libraries #midtownToronto #YongeStClair #torontopubliclibrary #Deerpark

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Damn, Phillies fans booed everyone at this yr's #allstargame Tough crowd. #mlballstargame
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 3w ago

Next/final dog swim is Sept. 20:
#CityofToronto wraps up their outdoor pool season by giving dogs their day at the pool before they close.
#TorontoDogs

https://www.toronto.com/things-to-do/city-of-toronto-dog-only-swims-outdoor-pools-2026/article_c3d75f4d-7e0e-5cc2-9edc-58f5fb0bd12d.html

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
I love how #Netflix's #Unhinged game revives #90s #rnb #throwback, "Freak Me" by Silk. I was wondering why that song was so familiar! #xennial #genY
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 3mo ago
Hapoy #4thOfJuly to our American neighbours, except for the magats, Republicans & Christian Nationalists.
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago

I don't consider myself a #yogurt person, but after finding no sugar added vanilla Yoplait, my new favourite at work breakfast is Vector cereal (subbing for granola) covered with vanilla unsweetened yogurt & dried cranberries on top. #Breakfast #parfait. I also like using dried goji berries as a topping.

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Taste of Little Italy was rained out when I tried to attend. This time, weather is good, but Salsa on St. Clair got cancellled due to gun violence yesterday. I wonder what 3rd hex will befall the next summer event I want to attend. #Toronto #streetfestivals
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Good to see #taylorfarms get rightfully burned. It should have its Oceangate implosion for the #deregulation they lobby for. #foodsafety #foodregulations
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago

Please don't be or raise sub-humans who leave perishable food or your garbage in random places in the grocery store.
I saw 2 raw steaks wrapped in styrofoam sitting on the shelf in the canned aisle in Metro today, & it's so disheartening. Such laziness!!! At least put it in another refrigerated area so it doesn't go bad!!! Or give it to the cashier & tell them you changed your mind so staff will put it back. Whenever I change my mind on something I pick up, I always put it back to where I got it. If you don't do this, "because it's too much effort/takes too much time" you're actually scum & not worthy of existence.
Trashy f-wits who do this deserve ALL the bad karma.
#PeopleSuck #foodwaste #humandecency #manners

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Maybe #Felon47 & the morally bankrupt #republicans should focus on tracing & stopping the #Cyclospora #cyclosporiasis outbreak afflicting their own citizens & #foodsupply rather than #blamingCanada for #climatecrisis #WildfireSmoke smoke. Get your own house in order & stop distracting from the #EpsteinFiles & #iranwar.
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago

Yes, I will take & use all the plastic bags, cutlery & straws.
If companies can force back #RTO without any consequences, then pushing #environmental responsibility on the individual is complete BS. Burning petrol unnecessarily in heavy traffic daily is somehow more acceptable than single use plastics.
For the folks defending #returntooffice - I'm going to have as much empathy when your homes are razed by wildfires, floods & mudslides, as your smug attitude about commuting. The lack of care goes both ways. "It was like this before covid/ that's just the way it is" back at ya.

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 4mo ago

Sorry to all the #Habs fans tonight. If the #StanleyCup winning team visit the White House as part of their victory lap (a la Team USA), they're all losers in my book.

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago

I went on a space mission history binge after the safe return of #Artemis2 & watched the "Apollo 13: Survival" & "Challenger: The Final Flight" documentaries. It's informative to see how far we've come.
#Apollo13 #challenger1986 #challengersts51L
https://www.howtogeek.com/netflix-keep-returning-to-challenger-final-flight-nasa-prepares-for-artemis-ii/

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@karlykingsley.bsky.social I saw a reel of this on IG & want to try it, but my croissant cutting skills is like trying to spread cold butter
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 7mo ago
The men who claim they prefer women "natural", without makeup, are the same ones who want women to wear more dresses and "more feminine" clothing. Eyeroll.
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
So #covid19 caused a toilet paper shortage but #diarrhea inducing #cyclosporiasis has not ? 🧻 #Cyclospora
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 3w ago

#AssiniboineParkConservatory #Winnipeg #manitoba
Following the recent rescue of an orphaned #polarbear cub from the Churchill area, the cub is now in the care of the AP Conservancy and is seeking support for its Polar Bear Rescue & Care Team.
"The Rice Family will generously match the first $25,000 in donations, doubling your impact for rescued polar bears."
The $25k target is less than $1000 away, help them meet their goal!
https://www.assiniboinepark.ca/support/donate/pbrct?utm_source

assiniboinepark.ca

Polar Bear Rescue & Care Team | Assiniboine Park Conservancy

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 3w ago

For #RoshHashanah, I tried the #latke Double Down from #SchmaltzAppetizing behind #FatPasha on Howland & #DupontSt #Toronto.
It was tasty, but it eats like a taco with the cream cheese shmear & gravlax falling out of it.

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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
You can catch the Kravitz family in current #videogames: Lenny as Bawma in #007firstlight, & daughter Zoe is the voice of Ava in Netflix's #unhinged#LennyKravitz #zoekravitz #gaming #VoiceActing #voiceover
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@SheDrivesMobility@norden.social On the next #BlackMirror... I wonder how they'll depict this
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@AnnaAnthro@mastodon.social Can confirm it's yellow outside from the smoke & dark like it's going to storm. Enviroment Canada has us under an Orange Air Quality alert. 😷
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
The inconsiderate idiots that publicly blast videos without headphones are not the ones like me who'd rather mute all sound & read the #closedcaptioning. If you're a #contentcreator please note that if you don't caption your #reels, you're only getting the lowest common denominator of humanity for views. #socialmedia #publicetiquette #considerate #accessibility
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@fname@kamloops.social They're hoping all the #lobbying & big political donations against #foodregulation & #foodsafety will shield them from liability.
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Hurricane M :mstdn: @herroyalmelness@mstdn.ca
· 2w ago
When #CEOs do sh*t for themselves badly : case in point, Jane Smith, #FamilyFirstCreditUnion using #AI. It wasn't even for the business, but bad judgment during personal travels. I'm curious what her direct employees think of her, & what the tea is regarding her leadership. #saginawmichigan #LakeOntario
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