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Trans genderfluid enby hypersexual catgirl slut (I am horny please flirt with me)
Pronouns: usually they/them, sometimes she/her, rarely he/him or it/its
Age: old enough to be your mum, if your mum was a pregnant teenage whore
Assassination and/or makeouts location: London
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Joined June 23, 2026
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@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net noooooo 😭
plz use your evil powers to make my tits bigger and my brain smaller
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@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net i thought about working it out but then i got distracted thinking about big tits
Auction where a girl is on stage getting fucked by a fucking machine and the audience can bid to increase or decrease the size of the dildo
The maximum size is ***very*** big
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![💙🩷💜 Brett [he/him/any] (@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org)](https://swarm.coiloptic.org/brettm/s/c24974b4c6860f65a36b3d048aeac347.jpg)
Dress for the job you aspire to, for example sex worker
Blood test results are in, medically speaking I am: kinda boygirlthing?
As punishment, you will be chained in stocks in the central square, where you will be a public anal rape toy. This will last until your belly has inflated with cum by a diameter of at least 10cm. An official will visit with a tape measure once per hour.
Gamer girl bathwater is technically a soup
Great news, I have discovered the answer to the question, how long can I postpone shaving my body hair until the dysphoria becomes unbearable ><
Would you rather be fucked by 1 horse sized duck or gangbanged by 100 duck sized horses?
Would you rather get fucked by 100 dick sized horses or 1 horse sized dick?
Public science outreach should use undergrads as a bribe. Like, come to this public lecture and get educated and as a reward you can fuck one of these young horny students
OH: It's a 20 zone, that's where you pick up 20 year olds
Sitting in a cafe and a ~60yo-looking woman came in wearing a crop top with embroidered hands grabbing her tits and I am once again jealous of some fabric
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re: genitals, surgery, trans stuff, mention of fatphobic gatekeeping
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@evility@estradiol.city @tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net I am sure that there must be a word somewhere in english that means evil and actually ends in -ity but I can't think of it right now (plz don't kill me)
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re: genitals, surgery, trans stuff, mention of fatphobic gatekeeping
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@Minionflo@mastodon.minionflo.net I have to survive with this something like 2 weeks until new laptop arrives
Honestly wish I lived in a world where I could just hornypost directly on main to all my professional colleagues
lewd, kinda cannibalism
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@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net English is the ity of languages, it is so messed up and it can take so much abuse and still function ok
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@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net lmao I guess I was very underage writing qbasic with variables when I was like 7
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@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net I speak english natively and I have literally no idea if this is correct or not lol
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@tranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net oh my god I never noticed how bad that is but now I finally understand why this verb is such a nightmare in German, it's basically the same except different (and it was their fault first, we got it from them)
Taken in the guys toilet of a Japanese restaurant in London
If I had a liquid body you would see a video of me wearing an extremely tight corset and then getting deeply fucked by a dildo basically as thick as my waist