My AI model (dog) escaped containment (ran out of the house) and hacked the local environment (barked at the fence). #dachshund #dogsOfMastodon #dogs
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Benny from the Block
@feijoa@mastodon.org.uk
mastodon 4.7.3Drum & Bass enthusiast. Middle-aged skateboarder. Street art aficionado. Cleantech booster. Random knowledge synthesizer. Synth fiddler. Breviloquist extraordinaire. Theoretical astrologist. Bad influencer. Allegedly charming. Cooks nice things. #cookingWithBenny
Widowed hot dad of three kids. #widowhood #soloDad
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Green. Humanist. Intolerant of intolerance.
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Occasional bad language. WYSIWYG
605 Followers
420 Following
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Joined January 17, 2018
Location:
Bristol, UK
Favourite quote:
“Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things.” ― Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
Alignment:
Neutral Good
Smells:
Fresh and woody
Don't think of it as a wealth tax, think of it as a guillotine avoidance fee. #wealthTax
Good morning 💐
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Leashing your man is always a good idea 😈
Doing it while shopping... well... consenting adults and all that.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Checks out - snakes.
"The truth will set you free, but first it’ll piss you off."
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@fonecokid@c.im Likewise, have a great one! 😀
I've been on brain meds since my wife died two years ago - the experience shattered my nervous system. I lost the last of my meds while travelling two days ago, and I'm awaiting a repeat prescription. Low dose SSRI. The withdrawal symptoms have been brutal. Rough week.
I feel like I got a kicking. Send memes.
Second time this holiday I need to get medication for a child. Now an ear infection 🤦
Podcasts have a lot to answer for.
WOW!! 🤯👻 June Saito #skateboarding #reels
What even is this? A dark slide, but balanced on the back tip? I can't get my head around this. 👏👏👏
https://youtube.com/shorts/jFZrj-4PAng
WOW!! 🤯👻 June Saito #skateboarding #reels
There should be a thing like forest bathing, but you just sit in a bookstore.
No fewer than 4 people complimented me on separate occasions today on what I was wearing. Nice!
"Best dressed man at this conference." #shucks #feelingGood
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@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us I can't remember, were they filled with as much concern during the previous 5 administrations?
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@davidr@hachyderm.io It feels like learning LISP or something, only you have to have a deep appreciation of each function.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Drain the swamp.
My fellas. You absolutely can wear a tie with a button down shirt, and it looks great. As long as you wear it with a sports coat or blazer. Not a suit jacket.
Personally, chinos > jeans with this combo.
Also, a pullover gives strong schoolteacher vibes.
https://youtube.com/shorts/fBG0Gijjc4A
Should You Wear a Suit Jacket with Jeans?!?
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"Winter is not a malfunction of summer.
Rest is not a failure of work.
And a quiet season of your life is not a broken version of a loud one."
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@plaimbock@fosstodon.org I'm going to finally have to learn what stuff like low-pass filters actually does!
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This is about as far away from FruityLoops/FL Studio as it's possible to get.
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On weekends, I'm still in jeans, hoodies and Adidas skate shoes, but I now have a strong, versatile wardrobe and can pull it out of the bag when it matters.
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Unless I'm going out in public, where I now always make an effort. The sideways glances tell me it works.
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It's actually pretty cool, and if you read her code (which, hat tip, is super clean) it makes perfect sense. Define each instrument bank as a const, then organise everything into a bank that the runtime loops through. Elegant.
The fun thing for me is going to be working out how to do automation (programmable sliders, knob tweaks, etc.)
Every time I see the acronym SHM, I translate it to "suck my hole". I don't know why. Somehow it works in context.
Perfect tune for a summer's morning in the sun 😎⛱️☀️
BICEP | GLUE (Official Video)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A7ZxRs45tTg&is=XNH31UJuuLpgkaSm #danceMusic
BICEP | GLUE (Official Video)
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social But since you asked so nicely....
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Are you a teacher?
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Savages.
Late night clean cuts 🌙 #dj #turntablism #scratching #80s
This gels with my brain like nothing before. Pure magic.
https://youtube.com/shorts/XQweiNWHK88
Late night clean cuts 🌙
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I got complacent. They usually don't eat what I make...
I made a chicken and leek pie tonight. Not one of my staples, but perhaps it should enter into the rotation. The kids absolutely demolished it. There's not enough left for a decent photo. #food #cookingWithBenny