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mastodon 4.7.3Edward Clayton Andrew. Writing on the Net Without a Net. He/him. Canadian. Cis. Hetero, mostly. Demisexual, indubitably. Not the default. Fuck the CIS state. Atheist. Abuse survivor. Should be in bed. Introduce yourself when you follow.
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Pic: abstract photo, Warm Glow, by me.
Occasionally suffers minor but highly annoying setbacks. On account of the curse.
Lives with a whale for a roommate.
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Joined September 05, 2024
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Well, guess who linuxed his gaming dell just before he heard about a windows updating bricking dells (wipes brow)
There's a Les Misérables fighting game.
It's called Arm Joe.
This ain't a scene it's a goddamn myspace
... why must Teddy Hart be such a dick?
Did you make disease
And the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind
After we made you?
And the devil too?
(Oddly, a minister introduced me to this song, and praised its honesty)
"I'm the only guy in a sharehouse with x women!"
Ah, a Love Hina reader in your youth I see.
Me: as I wallow in the sickness and not the disturbed song but rather—
PunkeyDoodles: here, watch these two girls spout puns about who one of them is dating
Me: may I?
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@anyGould@kind.social
... I both am excited by this and fear more RV kids whose parents don't deal with the downsides.
So... the Zelda timeline... (cracks open a Dr. Pepper)
Evolution: Dino Dudes
Sorry, sorry. Jaguar trauma.
This Sunday Songs With Ed...
A rollercoaster
Rage for a parent
A plea for something solid
Friends share pain
Some very touching robots
A singer who loves the crowd
A man who nails the assignment
A hard walk
Something about cleaning a tank
An insomnia ballad
A woman makes you wonder about a muppet
My favourite song by a band is played live for the first time
Whiplash
And how the Pachebel's Canon in D traumatised a guy.
Hopefully, tomorrow is the end of liquid shit and 90% chance of sharts.
I hate being sick.
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The shit is supposed to hit the fan.
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@Alice
Is this a bad time to mention that my baseball nickname was the mole, as I could dig a ball out of anywhere?
I wish Marvel would stop buffing the Scarlet Witch to insanity just to justify taking away her kids. You think the corporate culture that made them think Spidey selling his marriage to the devil made sense is new?
Peter Parker is married to a woman named Sophia, aka Chat. She's a mutant, can talk to animals, and calls her friend Emma to tease her about "settling down to be a teacher". She has dropped the line, "a little birdie told me" with a straight face. Batman gave her the chuckle for that. She and Peter share a love of the Three Stooges and the Marx Brothers. Riddler once called her "Squirrel Girl Scary" and Taskmasters earnest, "Yup" shut the bar up.
(Marvel Adventures Spidey Rocks)
Okay, used to hearing I am Calling You on lush via... four tet, I think it is? But @somafm@sfba.social found a version that's awesome for beat blender. No notes. Nice job.
Nostalgia, covered. The Gargoyles theme.
https://youtu.be/QpxLX-qRgSc
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@ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.xyz
Badass.
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@LeDiva
That's a real stupid ask... (starts liquidating crypto, calls the twins [all of them])
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@LeDiva
Mmm... I dunno. The stupidity and outlandedness is half the draw... can you make the smart move sound dumb?
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@pomegranate_stew
Well, yeah. It's Incubus. They're pretty good.
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@pomegranate_stew real contrast on Incubus's two versions there, eh?
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@blogdiva@mastodon.social
It's scary how tied to race you'll find gender norms are when you let yourself look.
Grace Jones was one of those sledgehammers to child me on that front.
Suaver than Bond in her Bond movie. Freaking awesome singer. I got introduced to dub via Ms. Jones.
Grace Jones can pull a costume from anywhere and wears it like the bad ass she is. There's this one... I'm checking the thread, you show her in it, with the mask above her own face? I can't think of many who can pull that off.
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@somekindofgarf
(He did it as a goof ONCE. Can't go NEAR an acoustic guitar without playing it now. The man IS a dad, so...)
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@somekindofgarf
Hey, he still does it.
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Wait, Eddie. So far, so Incubus. Fits in right beside Pardon Me and Vitamin K.
Here's the version of A Certain Shade of Green I first heard.
Good Sunday all.
https://youtu.be/DAuT9lHLzLk
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Finally, same song, same band... two takes. Let's play compare and contrast.
Here's Incubus's A Certain Shade of Green.
https://youtu.be/HCml8Th66mM
Here's a playlist of this week's #SundaySongs as seen in this thread @edwardclaytonandrew@kind.social
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU5TQNA16nJD4BDyonK-VJ9LUow6JeDsz
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Okay, but then there's when one song makes the discography seem weird.
This is Sugar Ray.
This is... most of their catalog, gang.
I LIKE Fly. I just happen to like the rest too.
https://youtu.be/CLyXlBNeExo
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Here's Disturbed.
What, you thought I was going to pull out Sound of Silence? Hah! No. Here's why that cover was a little less of a surprise to me. Darkness.
https://youtu.be/33MQBWox4JI
So... you wanna know why ATARI is what it is now? :pours coffee with a rueful chuckle: Oh, child... E.T. is just part of it...
"I, a female college student, was stolen by a man after a drinking party!"
So far, so NTR.
"He waited until I was sober, triple checked consent, and wouldn't do me raw until he confirmed I was breaking up with the BF I was lukewarm on!"
... does he call you goddess even—
"Even as I call him master, yes! And he lavishes attention on his pregnant slut's ass!"
And he's eager to be a dad?
"... finished the crib yesterday..."
Go off, queen.
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@Alice
Bury 'em boys!
Since every vtuber is a magical girl/ boy in my head cannons, that means Sigrid will swing around Bird like a human club, mostly unintentionally taking out baddies as Sig chews her wife out for the latest craziness. The two cyborgs get the job done, but...
Their friends aren't sure if Bird does it on purpose, and betting is closed because even Detective Chimp has no idea. And when Bobo's stumped... #HeadCanon #VTuber #DC
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@jordan@sometimes.social
I totally believe his dad (any version) would give him that middle name.
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Here's Tomas Kalnoky (who was born two days before me, wow) of ska punk band Streetlight Manifesto.
Or, as he's known solo, Toh Kay. From Streetlight Lullabies, this is Forty Days.
https://youtu.be/wXaXtC-slt4
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@ajroach42
Fair. Yeah, I can cop to doing what i was worried you were. 🙃
The Elf Space Pirate is dangerously close to doing what only @LoadingReadyRun@kind.social has so far and making me care about the Forgotten Realms.
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@ajroach42
Today.
Anytime I have a thought like this, I ask myself, am I really worried about me, or am I maybe wanting to see people do something thing do with their people but not when I see them in public?
I once discovered the "businessman" that sat across from me often on the train was my favourite local DJ. How many people could look at you and think TV executive?
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Wait what George Wade and Dallas can harmonise?
Yeah. I think it was Wade that once described the band's sound as "Catholic school girls in a knife fight". Usually George is doing the shriek, Wade a grounded growl, and Dallas croons. Here, wonderful layered vocals convey it all, and it's still undeniably The Only Band Ever, Alexisonfire.
The Catholic school girls are college. The knives are still out. But they've learned to be subtle.
https://youtu.be/eM000rNdKnI
The David Haller Psykic Trauma Foundation, fonded by the Xavier Institute.
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AndrewWK is a rabbithole by himself. From his piano instrumental album 55 Cadillac, this is Night Driver.
https://youtu.be/AwXDjMUYHYM
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You know, somehow, Mike Patton of Faith No More singing Italian pop because his wife is Italian and he learned the language and is a musical omnivore is both a surprise... and very fitting.
https://youtu.be/vR-oFx4SIlA
Here's the full concert this is from.
https://youtu.be/oNM7ETCMpb4