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Zeke

@echoteecat@noauthority.social
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Dude named Ben, at your service, and such.

The death of the phrase "Connection is Protection" is nigh.

Blocked by @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social because he is a sissy baby who can't take it when dished right back out.

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Joined January 15, 2024
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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Listen. You can't send me a csv with what you call an id column, and then have duplicate id's with different values. I'll hit you.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

If applicants are saying there's no jobs, and businesses are saying nobody wants to work anymore, then you have to conclude there's something in the middle that is blocking the process.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Help. I'm falling asleep, but if I drink caffeine now I won't sleep tonight.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Look. If you're going to try to give people advice, and you're on a mac, at least change your dock to auto-hide. I can't take you seriously about anything if you haven't customized even the most basic part of your setup.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
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@SirSeanofSlovakia@noauthority.social All of it's playskool baby tier toys compared to a real tiling window manager. But if you have to use a Mac, and I do at work, so for my work Mac aerospace works well enough, which means I don't use spaces anymore. It does break 3 finger swipe up though because of macos bugs.
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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D49pxyuEEsI

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Talking to a Microsoft Rep, "So, how do I send you the api key for your callback to auth to us?"

"You can just send it to me."

"Can you accept password shares so we don't send it in plain text?"

"Yeah, send me the password in encrypted email."

Well, you know funny story, you have to send me your gpg public key for me to do that, but you know what okay, maybe it's fine we just take this offline and work that out instead of embarrassing you more.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 10mo ago
Replying to
@eriner o7
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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@brigrammer Well this is a pickle. Which is more believable? A powertripping Karen girlboss exploiting her position over ugly dudes who want a promotion. Or, an ugly saar who will do anything, even accept humiliation, to smear anyone out of the raise that he wants regardless of who he hurts.
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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

If only there was some way to write a short, pithy hook that potential customers might read to figure out if the plot of a book sounds interesting to them.

Oh well, since that's impossible let's just copy/paste some text into this box and just not care.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

gn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtW1xjNkFTo

Flötenkreis

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOvTyP6IySA

Want You Gone on Steam Deck Haptics

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Oh wow. It turns out the only fraud was what Nick Shirley uncovered. There was no one else. That was it. And they got them all. Good work boys. The streets are safe now. You can go back to paying taxes and funding, you know, the good work of the government.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Imagine complaining on mastodon about being homeless and jobless, and yet paying for an internet connection, and making pull requests to update Mac ports. And then announcing that you have bought tickets to a music show.

I know why you have no money, and it isn't a failure of capitalism.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

I know you had a hard day, so here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1kDcZr-JIw

Colonel Bogey march a.k.a. River Kwai

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Feels like Bricks & Minifigs has been directed to clean this up as quickly and quietly as possible with as little investigation as they can manage.

Otherwise someone might find out that Utah is run by a mormon mafia.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

You know what I've never wanted to do? I have never wanted to chat to Confluence.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

I remember in college I would get marked down because my pseudocode would look too much like the actual code. Because often, describing the algorithm would just mean implementing the algorithm. And the professors were power tripping on how little syntax there was in pseudocode, as though there was a language specification. And I would get frustrated trying to nail down exactly how imprecise they wanted me to be.

This is a post about prompting AI.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

@Yo@noauthority.social
Hospital data is like this too.
Code 13420: Frondle gromminz laterally
Code 13420: Frondle gromminz laterally (with contrast)

And then the codes go up by 10 so they have space to with/without contrast all they want, but no.

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

@Yo@noauthority.social
Nooooooooooo!

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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@NashRicky@noauthority.social Totally fair, so long as you change at least one of macos' dumb defaults, I might be willing to listen to what you have to say.
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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
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@tj@noauthority.social Yeah, I mix up the illis book with the one where they throw rocks at the earth. One of them has a muslim terrorist with a girl boss wife who is always right (and a girl boss scientist who is a plank not a character). The other has the Mexican terrorist and the lgbt matriarchal polycule fuck pile that eventually realizes he's a terrorist. It's pretty nauseating to reread either, but book 5 is definitely the better of the 2.
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Zeke @echoteecat@noauthority.social
· 9mo ago
Replying to on thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social pre-ordered with the same ~$100 million that's been passed around all the companies.
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