The five fortune cookies of the day:
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Ned (died 15 April 2026) was a garden snail with a left-coiled (sinistral) shell found in New Zealand. Discovered by author and artist Giselle Clarkson in her garden, Ned received international attention due to the rarity of its mutation.
Well damn... I did not know it.
RIP Ned
Let us not forget the answer from this banker-usury scumbag, Alan Greenspan, who died at the age of 100.
Alan Greenspan Says Federal Reserve Basically Answers to NO One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6DIivLg4IQ
Companies protesting against the UK's scummy "age verification" push on the internet.
Deep Humor
235K subscribers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45PHMuWP2Q
Two Bahrain maps... the second one showing where the U.S. bases are/were...
I only made it as far down as Riffa. The lower half is scorching desert.
Talking size, for those in 'Murica... Rhode Island is MUCH bigger than Bahrain. Bahrain is a quarter of the size of Rhode Island.
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Ah, yes... and then "powder my nose" became a cocaine expression in... I would guess the 80's.
Yup.
"And the 90's too."
George Carlin (1990) - Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called terrorists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1TWZ6u0YLk
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@danvignuda29@freeatlantis.com
Kill you? Okay... 💥
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One hour ago...
More exchanges of bombing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdTj-buxCZY
1976 to 2026.... a coincidence?
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History repeats or certainly goes in loops.
The Gulf of... Whore Moose.
Her real name is Becky.
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@Twig@noauthority.social
Wiz is gay and retarded... she won't let people nominate CEO of MonoEye Dating, who is a mixed race homosexual who uses a photo of a one-eyed willy in disguise as his avatar.
You shouldn't promote this nasty gay nonsense.
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For No Agenda old school types, maybe no longer listening, like me for quite a while... I still retain a few sound bytes I use on Geo-Jigsaw occasionally, like John's "it's a scam."
Here is an "atrocious" update.
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@FaggotTourney@tsundere.love@truthbait@noauthority.social
for being a neo-con and Netty-loving ball of joooo-goo
@PNS@noauthority.social
for a post count now at 60K+, mostly bitching about stuff, because he's a short, bald Canuck of a DJ who is now in his mid-50's
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating
for being a literal fag who sat on his naked fat mom's lap and watched gay porn, and who posts pictures of dudes in speedos at his gym
I'm 30 minutes into this 2021 movie, Chaos Walking, which made the top flop of the year list for 2021.
That's biggest money loss.
Sometimes the flops are sucky movies, sometimes they just totally overspent. So far this is decent and kind of interesting.
But flop bigly it did in 2021.
I am already two minutes into this, and it is quite interesting... some stuff I know, and some I do not.
My plan is to someday buy a Korean village... maybe I'll get a few partners. But I'd rather do it all myself, because... you know... I'd prefer to be king/dictator.
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You can come visit or even stay, if you want.
Donald the Wig may not have won the Noble Peace Prize, but he has the opportunity to win the Low Benchmark Prize of the 70's Presidents... Tricky Dick and Jimmy the Peanut.
That would specifically be the oil pain under Jimmy the Peanut and the resignation under threat of impeachment by Tricky Dick.
Like a fake mustache, a wig can also be a disguise to pretend to be something it is not.
*repellent foreign wars stopped- nope
*Epstein pedos prosecuted- nope
*DOGE killed wasteful spending- nope
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@sir_rob
Shhhhhh... 🤣
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@histoire3
Yes, a 73-year-old angry man... but, you know... that Ursula can be nasty too... she might move faster. 🍻
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Despite being six years older than Ursula, I think Brigette has more fire in her belly... and she has the three inch height advantage.
I Debated an Israeli Professional Debater!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO5qeghpMqc
As a FICTION WRITER, my theory is that Melania was sent out by the Wig to warn Congress members, both D's and R's, who have been compromised (100% of them), "if you try to impeach the Wig after the midterms, you will go down too."
I want to reiterate the concept of "the Big Lie" in relation to Nazi Germany.
Hitler brought this up in Mein Kampf. If you read this historical piece, you will know that "the Big Lie" was NOT Nazi German policy. Hitler explained it in Mein Kampf as a practice that Jewish Bolsheviks did. He did NOT advocate doing "the Big Lie."
I am just factually stating what is in the text.
I will say without a doubt that U.S.' Trump and ashRahl's Netty are practicing "the Big Lie" on a daily basis.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad
What did the Kinks ever do to you?!!!!!!
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"Waterloo Sunrise"
-the Kinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIlxLO-XjX0
The Kinks - Waterloo Sunset (Live 1973)
Yeah... I still collect CD's, and when I start getting into a band or musician, I don't like to get "best of" stuff.
I just got a first Jimmy Buffet CD. "Banana Republics," which I never heard before, is an amusing expat/geo-politics diddy, which I never heard before until now.
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@Zettour
Yup... (height and the T) 🤣🍻
Damn... don't remember if I saw this footage from the tsunami 15 years ago...
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@danvignuda29@freeatlantis.com
You first... 🤣
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@danvignuda29@freeatlantis.com
I followed you to whisper in your ear.. "kill yourself."
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I am listening to this full thing now (as opposed to hearing others taking chunks out of it).
I do not need to have an opinion on it. I doan' live in dat dere 'Murica.
But I am curious.
What is your opinion on it? What do you think of Melania in general?
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@ShowMeYourLibrary
I also prefer that footnotes are included in polls that I prefer. 🤣
https://rumble.com/v77k98s-geo-jigsaw-6-luxembourg.html?e9s=src_v1_upp_a
It's a total shorter at under ten minutes... a day in Luxembourg. Next week will be the last of the first 7 of the first trip to Mexico, which will be around 30 minutes.
So nibble on Luxembourg in the meantime, and may the roads rise up to meet you.
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@sir_rob
And factoring that in, a 73-year-old dude might still have a toss-up against a 67-year-old gal.
I'd also still probably go with B-Crone, but I wouldn't place a bet on B-Crone vs. Ur-SOO-loo until I took a listen to some 2026 interviews to hear who sounds feistier this year... 😂
As someone three years younger than the grumpy short bald Canuck, @PNS@noauthority.social, star commenter on NA.S, despite our jabs back and forth out of fun, because we are good buddies... he was telling me he's doing a DJ set in Vancouver soon, and was asking if I could recommend a track.
I think he should spin this one:
Pete and Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLIZpWrK8xo
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@blankdeblank@nicecrew.digital @Phobos@eientei.org
You kind of don't know what you're talking about, buddy... 🤣
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@PabloveSky@mastodon.com.pl
Here was the translation:
this gentleman is just to invite him to a visit to a psychiatrist... Or a hat for the example of the "moral world"
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@mitchconner@clubcyberia.co
🤣 ... yes, it's that too.
The powder and nose are versatile.
"I gotta pee."
BREAKING! Afrika Bambaataa Dead At 67… Willie D Delivers SCATHING REMARKS!
(I did not know... he was convicted of pedo crimes)