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Chris Deluca

@chris@myprivate.social
mastodon 4.7.2
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Just a nerd doing nerd things...

I will always:
1. Click a Rick-Roll link
2. Ask about Updog and Henway references
3. Participate in “Say one word at a funeral” threads

I have a horse named Mayo. Sometimes Mayo neighs.

161 Followers
182 Following
14 Posts
Joined March 26, 2023
Blog:
https://blog.myprivate.social
Favorite Holiday:
Cheese Weasel Day, April 3rd
Pronouns:
he/him
Favorite Quote:
Think about how stupid the average person is. Then, realise half of them are even stupider than that. George Carlin
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 2mo ago
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@darth_hideout@mas.to @noondlyt@hellions.cloud @pwloftus@pwl.farted.net @paul@oldfriends.live No. Nobody wants to see memaw’s cheese tiddies.
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 5mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @Saltssaltgirl@mas.to Something something anal glands…
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 5mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @Saltssaltgirl@mas.to That is genius and seems like a lot of fun!!
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 4mo ago

RE: @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

This stings

mastodon.social

The Whore of Blahbylon: "Too accurate for words. #Aging #FunnyStuff" - Mastodon

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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 10mo ago
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@ipg @catsalad Due to the lack of an Oxford comma, you might be ok listening to music while creating chemical AND biological weapons.
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 5mo ago
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@Saltssaltgirl My brain: absafuckinglootly not…
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 4mo ago
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@zeroforks@mastodon.social January 3rd. The splendor of Christmas and New Years has worn off and it’s just back to work. No fun at all.
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 8mo ago
@alice @michelestrider Throw some Girl Scout cookies in there and you have a trifecta…
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 6mo ago
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@jgilbert @sweetmonkeyjesus As long as it makes the ptoooie sound for all use cases, I’m fully supportive of the idea…
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 6mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay @catsalad Well, that was a tad anticlimactic. I was hoping for aliens or some haunted stuff.
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 8mo ago
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@prettygood @catsalad Ooof. That stings…
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 2mo ago

@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social @pseudonym@mastodon.online Tracking? No. Severely impacted? Why yes.

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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 6mo ago
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@ayoli@diaspodon.fr @catsalad@infosec.exchange What did I just watch?
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Chris Deluca @chris@myprivate.social
· 6mo ago
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@danmccullough@ecoevo.social @sweetmonkeyjesus@mas.to Similar thing happened to me. My wife had a “suction cup to the window hummingbird feeder” and suggested that we take it down or the bears would come after it. I openly mocked her with the assertion no bear is going to go after that. I didn’t get the picture of the bear standing on the railing, but it was still on the deck…
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